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dnsmonster · 04-23-2003, 06:47 PM

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The lab technician says: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up - we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, it's all either very bad or terrible!"
"What do you mean?" said Mr. Smith.
Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other Mrs. Smith has tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is which.
"That's terrible!" said Mr. Smith. "Can we do the test over?" Normally, yes. But Health Care won't pay for these expensive tests more than
once." Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Mr. Smith. Health Care recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

foe · 04-23-2003, 06:49 PM

OzKaNoz · 04-23-2003, 09:04 PM

errr, dammit forgot what I was going to post

Oz

421Fill · 04-23-2003, 09:11 PM

hahahahahaha... funny.

TheViper · 04-23-2003, 09:13 PM

How far can you pull out a clitoris?

Until you get slapped in the face

04-23-2003, 06:47 PM	#1
dnsmonster Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A warm place. Posts: 634	Tonight's joke Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The lab technician says: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up - we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, it's all either very bad or terrible!" "What do you mean?" said Mr. Smith. Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other Mrs. Smith has tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is which. "That's terrible!" said Mr. Smith. "Can we do the test over?" Normally, yes. But Health Care won't pay for these expensive tests more than once." Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Mr. Smith. Health Care recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her." __________________ I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.

04-23-2003, 06:49 PM	#2
foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	ehh

04-23-2003, 09:04 PM	#3
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	errr, dammit forgot what I was going to post Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

04-23-2003, 09:11 PM	#4
421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 19,402	hahahahahaha... funny. __________________ RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

04-23-2003, 09:13 PM	#5
TheViper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the streets. Posts: 2,560	How far can you pull out a clitoris? Until you get slapped in the face