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Amputate Your Head · 04-23-2003, 12:59 AM

I've got Swoit...

i'm doomed.

quiet · 04-23-2003, 01:00 AM

should have used a condom

psyko514 · 04-23-2003, 01:00 AM

dude, i'll donate a kidney.

Amputate Your Head · 04-23-2003, 01:00 AM

Don't be a fool.... wrap your tool!

Amputate Your Head · 04-23-2003, 01:01 AM

write that down

psyko514 · 04-23-2003, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Don't be a fool.... wrap your tool!

It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

LadyMischief · 04-23-2003, 01:01 AM

Ah man.. what color is it? Once it goes from green to paisley, the end is near.

psyko514 · 04-23-2003, 01:01 AM

If your gonna hump, cover your stump.

Fletch XXX · 04-23-2003, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
should have used a condom

yep but it wasnt lamb skin.

did you see the 'Sexual Harrassment Panda' South Park with the 'Only Use Lamb Skin Condoms' Squirrel or whatever it was?

hahaha

it came on tonight.

Amputate Your Head · 04-23-2003, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Ah man.. what color is it? Once it goes from green to paisley, the end is near.

still kind of pus colored green.... I've got time.....

must.... find..... antidote.....

stocktrader23 · 04-23-2003, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I've got Swoit...

i'm doomed.

Don't Swoit it dude. It'll be ok you just swoit and see. You can bet your swoit ass you'll be back on the beach swoiting bugs in no time. If you have to check in the hospital just ask for the luxury swoit.

Ok, I'm spent.

boneprone · 04-23-2003, 01:03 AM

Luckly my Swoit is in Remission.

It is the worst shit in the world to have during the swoit outbreak.

psyko514 · 04-23-2003, 01:03 AM

Don't be silly, protect your willy

psyko514 · 04-23-2003, 01:03 AM

Don't be a loner, cover your boner

Amputate Your Head · 04-23-2003, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Don't Swoit it dude. It'll be ok you just swoit and see. You can bet your swoit ass you'll be back on the beach swoiting bugs in no time. If you have to check in the hospital just ask for the luxury swoit.

Ok, I'm spent.

damn!

that was the coop de grass!

quiet · 04-23-2003, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Don't Swoit it dude. It'll be ok you just swoit and see. You can bet your swoit ass you'll be back on the beach swoiting bugs in no time. If you have to check in the hospital just ask for the luxury swoit.

Ok, I'm spent.

- Jesus Christ - · 04-23-2003, 01:04 AM

U.S. Swoit Rate Rises

ATLANTA, April 23, 2002 (AP)

"Swoit cases occurring among men who have sex with men contributed to the increase in cases."
CDC report

Swoit is on the rise in the United States for the first time in more than a decade, largely because of outbreaks among gay and bisexual men in several U.S. cities, the government reported Thursday.

The Swoit rate increased from 2.1 cases per 100,000 people in 2000 to 2.2 cases per 100,000 last year, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The rate had been dropping every year since 1990.

Swoit among women actually dropped 17.6 percent in 2001. More than two-thirds of the new Swoit patients were men.

"Swoit cases occurring among men who have sex with men contributed to the increase in cases," the CDC reported.

The increase follows government warnings earlier this year that gay and bisexual men may be letting their guard down against sexually transmitted diseases.

Swoit outbreaks have erupted in New York City, Seattle, Chicago, San Francisco and Miami since 1997

psyko514 · 04-23-2003, 01:05 AM

He's been working on this for the last 2 hours.

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
U.S. Swoit Rate Rises

ATLANTA, April 23, 2002 (AP)

"Swoit cases occurring among men who have sex with men contributed to the increase in cases."
CDC report

Swoit is on the rise in the United States for the first time in more than a decade, largely because of outbreaks among gay and bisexual men in several U.S. cities, the government reported Thursday.

The Swoit rate increased from 2.1 cases per 100,000 people in 2000 to 2.2 cases per 100,000 last year, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The rate had been dropping every year since 1990.

Swoit among women actually dropped 17.6 percent in 2001. More than two-thirds of the new Swoit patients were men.

"Swoit cases occurring among men who have sex with men contributed to the increase in cases," the CDC reported.

The increase follows government warnings earlier this year that gay and bisexual men may be letting their guard down against sexually transmitted diseases.

Swoit outbreaks have erupted in New York City, Seattle, Chicago, San Francisco and Miami since 1997

quiet · 04-23-2003, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

yep but it wasnt lamb skin.

did you see the 'Sexual Harrassment Panda' South Park with the 'Only Use Lamb Skin Condoms' Squirrel or whatever it was?

hahaha

it came on tonight.

nope, didn't watch any tv today. sunburnt, nursing a cold drink and uploading porn...

- Jesus Christ - · 04-23-2003, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
He's been working on this for the last 2 hours.

Naw.... Swoit = syphilis

psyko514 · 04-23-2003, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

nope, didn't watch any tv today. sunburnt, nursing a cold drink and uploading porn...

sounds like my night, minus the sunburn and cold drink.

and replace uploading with downloading.

damn.

Fletch XXX · 04-23-2003, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

nope, didn't watch any tv today. sunburnt, nursing a cold drink and uploading porn...

well, i only watched south park, it makes me laugh.

aside from the sunburn, same here.

quiet · 04-23-2003, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

well, i only watched south park, it makes me laugh.

aside from the sunburn, same here.

southpark is great. so is snowboarding in very warm weather. i'm in an incredibly good mood. i love the mountains...

cheers

tornell · 04-23-2003, 01:36 AM

kmanrox · 04-23-2003, 03:33 AM

uhhh amp, bro, when did you return? i missed 71 posts? was there anything worth looking at retrospectively??

StuartD · 04-23-2003, 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
uhhh amp, bro, when did you return? i missed 71 posts? was there anything worth looking at retrospectively??

72 actually... he left at 19,999... remember?

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