Bad news from the doctor
 

I've got Swoit...


i'm doomed. :helpme

should have used a condom

:(

dude, i'll donate a kidney.

Don't be a fool.... wrap your tool!

write that down

It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

Ah man.. what color is it? Once it goes from green to paisley, the end is near.

If your gonna hump, cover your stump.

yep but it wasnt lamb skin.

did you see the 'Sexual Harrassment Panda' South Park with the 'Only Use Lamb Skin Condoms' Squirrel or whatever it was?

hahaha

it came on tonight.

still kind of pus colored green.... I've got time.....

must.... find..... antidote.....

Don't Swoit it dude. It'll be ok you just swoit and see. You can bet your swoit ass you'll be back on the beach swoiting bugs in no time. If you have to check in the hospital just ask for the luxury swoit.

Ok, I'm spent.

Luckly my Swoit is in Remission.

It is the worst shit in the world to have during the swoit outbreak.

Don't be silly, protect your willy

damn!

that was the coop de grass!

:glugglug

U.S. Swoit Rate Rises

ATLANTA, April 23, 2002 (AP)

"Swoit cases occurring among men who have sex with men contributed to the increase in cases."
CDC report

Swoit is on the rise in the United States for the first time in more than a decade, largely because of outbreaks among gay and bisexual men in several U.S. cities, the government reported Thursday.

The Swoit rate increased from 2.1 cases per 100,000 people in 2000 to 2.2 cases per 100,000 last year, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The rate had been dropping every year since 1990.

Swoit among women actually dropped 17.6 percent in 2001. More than two-thirds of the new Swoit patients were men.

"Swoit cases occurring among men who have sex with men contributed to the increase in cases," the CDC reported.

The increase follows government warnings earlier this year that gay and bisexual men may be letting their guard down against sexually transmitted diseases.

Swoit outbreaks have erupted in New York City, Seattle, Chicago, San Francisco and Miami since 1997

He's been working on this for the last 2 hours.

nope, didn't watch any tv today. sunburnt, nursing a cold drink and uploading porn...

Naw.... Swoit = syphilis

sounds like my night, minus the sunburn and cold drink.

and replace uploading with downloading.


damn. :disgust

well, i only watched south park, it makes me laugh.

aside from the sunburn, same here.

southpark is great. so is snowboarding in very warm weather. i'm in an incredibly good mood. i love the mountains...

cheers :glugglug

:)

uhhh amp, bro, when did you return? i missed 71 posts? was there anything worth looking at retrospectively?? :thumbsup

72 actually... he left at 19,999... remember?