Violence is wrong, but i just kicked a dudes ass - GoFuckYourself.com

mojobatron · 04-22-2003, 09:44 AM

(long time listener, first time caller...well kinda)

I've been at the local pub enjoying a quiet beer or two and some pool, when I ran into an old school buddy that I haven't seen for ages. We had one of those "what ya been doing seen I've last seen you" conversations, then proceeded to drink my beer with my mates.

Several beers and pool games later, as the night was coming to a close, he was leaving with his friends when I said: " seeya jonno, say Hi to your sister for me". (his sister and I are also friends and I had recently seen her in said pub) When he comes over full of drunken bravado bringing up a high school grudge that is a decade old (and in my mind forgotten), wanting to take it outside and all that crap.

Now I didn't want to hurt the guy, I'm usually pretty passive. But he was relentless.

We were toe to toe in the parking lot, he was talking macho bullshit, and I was trying to tell the guy I didn't want to hurt him.
When he flare his nostrils and did the 'crazy eyes' on me, flicked off his shoes and shaped up.
Now he's about 6ft 3, i'm pushin 5ft 6-7, and puberty must have hit him pretty late cos he's filled out since i've seen him last. I haven't really been in this situation before, but I have trained in the martial arts (not for about six years), but I tell you, you don't forget it. I was pulling out combos from god knows where.

Knocked him out cold with a back fist to the jaw.

"you're not so big now" he said, "how the tables have turned" he said.

I bitch-slapped his ass right back to high school.

mojobatron · 04-22-2003, 09:49 AM

not bragging, but i just got back and the adrenalin is still coursing through my system.

DarkJedi · 04-22-2003, 09:51 AM

wow, you beat up a drunk man.
you'r my hero.

Fletch XXX · 04-22-2003, 09:53 AM

'go, go, go, blood makes the grass grow.'

sexyclicks · 04-22-2003, 09:55 AM

SPAM!!!

mojobatron · 04-22-2003, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
wow, you beat up a drunk man.
you'r my hero.

I too was three sheets to the wind.

And told him repeatedly that I didn't want to fight. He was just determined to fight.

Fletch XXX · 04-22-2003, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
wow, you beat up a drunk man.
you'r my hero.

if that guy got all stupid it looks like self defense.

you ever had a drunk friend com at you?

things are different when assholes are drunk and the gloves are off.

Gunni · 04-22-2003, 09:57 AM

Martial arts do come in handy

I do Judo, and have had to use it a few times, the beauty of Judy is that it doesn´t really hurt the opponent, but when he´s flying throgh the air all of a sudden, and then the next thing he knows is that he can´t breath, he might think twice when you let him go

So tell me, what did you train in, Taekwondo or something?

Thomas N · 04-22-2003, 10:01 AM

Something tells me, the truth of how this went down is more like you both talked shit, slapped at each other while looking like a couple of morons, talked a little more shit, then left.

I'm sure what ever message board the other guy posts on, he is telling everyone how he knocked your ass out cold too.

Ever notice you never see a fight LOSER telling a fight story?

Funny how that is, huh?

mojobatron · 04-22-2003, 10:01 AM

A martial arts called "Zen Chi Ryu".

Kung fu based but influenced by muay thai, judo and street fighting.

mojobatron · 04-22-2003, 10:04 AM

I dig it Swordfish, but I surprised myself. I'm not an aggressive person.
But Jonno got knocked the fuck out.

04-22-2003, 10:05 AM

good job my friend

Exxxotica · 04-22-2003, 10:07 AM

There's a difference between "violence" and good old fashion "brawling".

DarkJedi · 04-22-2003, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

if that guy got all stupid it looks like self defense.

you ever had a drunk friend com at you?

things are different when assholes are drunk and the gloves are off.

yeah, but kicking a drunk man's ass isn't something i'd brag about.

mojobatron · 04-22-2003, 10:12 AM

I don't know, there's just a sense of satisfaction when someone is threatening you and you stand up for yourself.

easyfun · 04-22-2003, 10:12 AM

I had a scrap once - Before the squeek could move I rapped my jaw like a demented hammer against his poor knuckles and then, just for added bravado, I brought my nuts down heavily against his foot.

I think at that point my lack of training began to show and I collapsed from sheer exhaustion - But I bet he will never forget it.

bhutocracy · 04-22-2003, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by easyfun
I had a scrap once - Before the squeek could move I rapped my jaw like a demented hammer against his poor knuckles and then, just for added bravado, I brought my nuts down heavily against his foot.

I think at that point my lack of training began to show and I collapsed from sheer exhaustion - But I bet he will never forget it.

LOL!

Gunni · 04-22-2003, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by easyfun
I had a scrap once - Before the squeek could move I rapped my jaw like a demented hammer against his poor knuckles and then, just for added bravado, I brought my nuts down heavily against his foot.

I think at that point my lack of training began to show and I collapsed from sheer exhaustion - But I bet he will never forget it.

Gunni · 04-22-2003, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mojobatron
A martial arts called "Zen Chi Ryu".

Kung fu based but influenced by muay thai, judo and street fighting.

Sounds deadly

TheViper · 04-22-2003, 11:00 AM

If you don't like violence, you should have walked away and let that drunk sucker be.

gornyhuy · 04-22-2003, 11:11 AM

So....
what was the exact sequence of fighting events that led up to the backfist TKO???

I'm fascinated with the details of that shit, and I'm in the same general shape (used to train taekwondo about 5 years ago and the moves still come back to me when they are needed....)

kad · 04-22-2003, 11:18 AM

I just love this post cos its so aussie

Did this happen outside a football club? On pie night?

I love Aussie culture.

escorpio · 04-22-2003, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by easyfun
I had a scrap once - Before the squeek could move I rapped my jaw like a demented hammer against his poor knuckles and then, just for added bravado, I brought my nuts down heavily against his foot.

I think at that point my lack of training began to show and I collapsed from sheer exhaustion - But I bet he will never forget it.

LOL

escorpio · 04-22-2003, 11:30 AM

Alcohol sucks.
This never would have happened if you guys had been burning some fine buds!

OzKaNoz · 04-22-2003, 12:22 PM

Quote:

but I have trained in the martial arts (not for about six years), but I tell you, you don't forget it.

Very true! It's been over 10 years seince I last trained but it still there. It's just reflex I guess. I do need to get back in training now that I'm dropping a few pounds.

A friend on mine is a Black Belt and teaches Marial arts for a living.
To bad she lives in a different city then I do now. Would love to train with her.

Oz

Anthony_A · 04-22-2003, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mojobatron
A martial arts called "Zen Chi Ryu".

Kung fu based but influenced by muay thai, judo and street fighting.

Really?

There is no back fist in Muay Thai
There is no back fist in Judo
Street fighting? What's that? Bum rushing and fucking someone up in numbers?

Kung fu based on all that shit. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Nice story.

Centurion · 04-22-2003, 01:47 PM

It is impressive that there are a number of drunks that post on the board.
It's even more impressive when they brag about some inane thing that they did when they were drunk.

Yep...great American standards to live by (or die by!).

Centurion · 04-22-2003, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mojobatron
I don't know, there's just a sense of satisfaction when someone is threatening you and you stand up for yourself.

Especially true if it happens to be a cop or law enforcement official!

Fletch XXX · 04-22-2003, 01:51 PM

who the fuck hangs out in bars where cops drink?

no cop could get into a bar i hang in without immediately bein pointed out.

hahah

Backov · 04-22-2003, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion
It is impressive that there are a number of drunks that post on the board.
It's even more impressive when they brag about some inane thing that they did when they were drunk.

Yep...great American standards to live by (or die by!).

Uh, dude.. He's an Ozzie.

easyfun · 04-22-2003, 02:00 PM

whoooooooo ssssssiad wwwe(hic) aree aaalllllee pisssssed!..?..!..?
III amm a ref(hic)ormed Hic) ( fuckit() alcoholim c I stopt drikin -
soMe time agow.
wen vu shps clozd.
But I wil be owkay tomoro

Centurion · 04-22-2003, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
who the fuck hangs out in bars where cops drink?

no cop could get into a bar i hang in without immediately bein pointed out.

hahah

Talking about when they LEAVE the bar! duh

dig420 · 04-22-2003, 05:07 PM

BULLSHIDO!!!

mojobatron · 04-22-2003, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_A

Really?

There is no back fist in Muay Thai
There is no back fist in Judo
Street fighting? What's that? Bum rushing and fucking someone up in numbers?

Kung fu based on all that shit. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Nice story.

there is a back fist in Muay Thai.

On re-evaluation the form was actually kempo based. Well they are closely related styles. Our sensei introduced all sorts of styles though. He was a crazy mofo. Some lessons we would concentrate solely on grapples or throws, some kick boxing and muay thai. He even taught us that in a street fight situation, when its just you and a guy that wants to beat your ass, "fuck it, pick up a lump of wood and crack him".

But like I said before, I am not the violent type. I was just glad that I had learnt some self defense so that I could live to drink another day.

I have now slept off the beer and adrenalin, I was only talking about it last night because I am usually a pussy in those sorts of situations. And I got to hold my own against a larger aggressor.

04-22-2003, 09:44 AM	#1
mojobatron Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 84	Violence is wrong, but i just kicked a dudes ass (long time listener, first time caller...well kinda) I've been at the local pub enjoying a quiet beer or two and some pool, when I ran into an old school buddy that I haven't seen for ages. We had one of those "what ya been doing seen I've last seen you" conversations, then proceeded to drink my beer with my mates. Several beers and pool games later, as the night was coming to a close, he was leaving with his friends when I said: " seeya jonno, say Hi to your sister for me". (his sister and I are also friends and I had recently seen her in said pub) When he comes over full of drunken bravado bringing up a high school grudge that is a decade old (and in my mind forgotten), wanting to take it outside and all that crap. Now I didn't want to hurt the guy, I'm usually pretty passive. But he was relentless. We were toe to toe in the parking lot, he was talking macho bullshit, and I was trying to tell the guy I didn't want to hurt him. When he flare his nostrils and did the 'crazy eyes' on me, flicked off his shoes and shaped up. Now he's about 6ft 3, i'm pushin 5ft 6-7, and puberty must have hit him pretty late cos he's filled out since i've seen him last. I haven't really been in this situation before, but I have trained in the martial arts (not for about six years), but I tell you, you don't forget it. I was pulling out combos from god knows where. Knocked him out cold with a back fist to the jaw. "you're not so big now" he said, "how the tables have turned" he said. I bitch-slapped his ass right back to high school.

04-22-2003, 09:53 AM	#4
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easyfun Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 731	I had a scrap once - Before the squeek could move I rapped my jaw like a demented hammer against his poor knuckles and then, just for added bravado, I brought my nuts down heavily against his foot. I think at that point my lack of training began to show and I collapsed from sheer exhaustion - But I bet he will never forget it. __________________ <p><embed width="120" height="60" src="http://www.harlotcash.com/harlot_3.swf"><br> </p>

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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	So.... what was the exact sequence of fighting events that led up to the backfist TKO??? I'm fascinated with the details of that shit, and I'm in the same general shape (used to train taekwondo about 5 years ago and the moves still come back to me when they are needed....) __________________ icq:159548293

04-22-2003, 09:49 AM	#2
mojobatron Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 84	not bragging, but i just got back and the adrenalin is still coursing through my system.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	wow, you beat up a drunk man. you'r my hero.

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Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	Martial arts do come in handy I do Judo, and have had to use it a few times, the beauty of Judy is that it doesn´t really hurt the opponent, but when he´s flying throgh the air all of a sudden, and then the next thing he knows is that he can´t breath, he might think twice when you let him go So tell me, what did you train in, Taekwondo or something?

04-22-2003, 10:01 AM	#9
Thomas N Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 973	Something tells me, the truth of how this went down is more like you both talked shit, slapped at each other while looking like a couple of morons, talked a little more shit, then left. I'm sure what ever message board the other guy posts on, he is telling everyone how he knocked your ass out cold too. Ever notice you never see a fight LOSER telling a fight story? Funny how that is, huh?

04-22-2003, 10:04 AM	#11
mojobatron Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 84	I dig it Swordfish, but I surprised myself. I'm not an aggressive person. But Jonno got knocked the fuck out.

04-22-2003, 10:05 AM	#12
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	good job my friend

04-22-2003, 11:00 AM	#20
TheViper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the streets. Posts: 2,560	If you don't like violence, you should have walked away and let that drunk sucker be.

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kad Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 735	I just love this post cos its so aussie Did this happen outside a football club? On pie night? I love Aussie culture. __________________ lol internet.

04-22-2003, 11:30 AM	#24
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Centurion Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: SeATtle Posts: 6,033	It is impressive that there are a number of drunks that post on the board. It's even more impressive when they brag about some inane thing that they did when they were drunk. Yep...great American standards to live by (or die by!).

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	who the fuck hangs out in bars where cops drink? no cop could get into a bar i hang in without immediately bein pointed out. hahah __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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