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Old 07-26-2017, 03:30 PM   #1
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How do you STOP your DOG from EATING ITS SHIT?



I just looked out the window and my Chihuahua is happily feasting on a turd taco laid by her daughter.

Do you have a dog that eats (or ate) its poo? How do you stop it?

This is conduct unbecoming a canine companion.

I'm really going to think twice next time my dog wants to give me a face lick
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Old 07-26-2017, 03:32 PM   #2
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So the dog isn't eating it's own poo then?

That's alright.
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Old 07-26-2017, 03:53 PM   #3
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Keep a watchful eye on your dogs and next time you see a lonely turd lying in the garden or house depending on how hygienic you and your dog are. Go over to the lucious looking turd and liberally sprinkle it with cayenne pepper. It will stop feasting after the first bite. Try this a few times and you will see results.
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Old 07-26-2017, 05:48 PM   #4
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Keep a watchful eye on your dogs and next time you see a lonely turd lying in the garden or house depending on how hygienic you and your dog are. Go over to the lucious looking turd and liberally sprinkle it with cayenne pepper. It will stop feasting after the first bite. Try this a few times and you will see results.
Maybe pepper spray the turd?

BTW, why do dogs eat POO in the first place?
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Old 07-26-2017, 05:51 PM   #5
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Maybe pepper spray the turd?

BTW, why do dogs eat POO in the first place?
Undigested protein especially in human turds...

He should definitely pepper spray the turd it would be a first in history...
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Old 07-26-2017, 05:57 PM   #6
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Old 07-26-2017, 05:58 PM   #7
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Is your dog eating enough? Mine was underweight and being underfed. Increased her food and she's been fine since.
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Old 07-26-2017, 05:58 PM   #8
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Put the dog in check..put some vinegar n it
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Old 07-26-2017, 06:00 PM   #9
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Definitely pepper spray the turd...this is urgent...
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Old 07-26-2017, 09:48 PM   #10
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Old 07-26-2017, 10:08 PM   #11
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Just as some dogs are retarded, some love to eat shit. My yellow lab makes a disgusted face when she gets close to dog shit.

I would change its diet if it's primarily eating its own - or get a real dog.
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Old 07-26-2017, 11:55 PM   #12
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Processed dog food contains a lot of sugar. Stop feeding them processed food and feed them BARF, that's raw meat and bones. you can buy it from some shops and online.

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Eat it yourself so they dont get the chance...
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Old 07-27-2017, 01:17 AM   #14
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Maybe it is testing the poo to check the health stats of her little one.
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Mine likes to rummage through the cat's litter tray to see what tasty little morsels she has left behind...

I love my dog, but sometimes.....
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Old 07-27-2017, 05:12 AM   #17
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Train him to get a reward for not eating it.

You need to actually be with the dog and not looking out a window if you want to fix the problem.
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Eat it yourself so they dont get the chance...
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the dog´s cleaning up after the daughter, maybe you need to
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I had 2 dogs doing that, it seems its natural for them to do that, you can buy stuff to add to their food but frankly it doesn't really work. The only way is to control it. Remove his poop right after he is done.
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