A Jewish man and a Czechoslovakian man... - GoFuckYourself.com

wehateporn · 07-09-2017, 03:14 AM

..were walking in a national forest. All of a sudden, a bear appeared and ate the Czechoslovakian man. The Jewish guy ran back to find someone to help. He found a Forest Ranger and told him what had happened. So the ranger took a gun and went back into the forest. There were two bears together. "Now there are only two bears on this mountain," the ranger explained. "One is a male, the other is a female. Which is the one that ate your friend?" The Jewish guy said it was definitely the male bear. So the ranger fired the gun and killed the bear, while the other ran away. When they cut it open to see, its stomach was empty.
The moral of the story? Never trust a Jew that says the Czech is in the male

CoolMikey · 07-09-2017, 05:54 AM

LOL

funny part though is that someone managed to come up with such a weak joke

Paul Markham · 07-09-2017, 06:20 AM

It took me a minute to see the joke.

Her-Sson · 07-09-2017, 08:21 AM

That's a long way to go for such an old joke.

HairyChick · 07-09-2017, 06:13 PM

Ugh, lame. An old joke but worded differently. Why push the stereotype any further?

JFK · 07-09-2017, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Her-Sson

That's a long way to go for such an old joke.

very long ..............

danep · 07-10-2017, 01:09 AM

When it's Jewish jokes, you need to reach the source. Luckily you have a Jew here

A Rabbi enters a bar in Louisiana with a frog on his shoulder, sits down and orders a Whiskey.
The bartender goes: "Where the hell did you get that?"
And the frog answers: "Where do you think? In Brooklyn"

wehateporn · 07-10-2017, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danep

When it's Jewish jokes, you need to reach the source. Luckily you have a Jew here

A Rabbi enters a bar in Louisiana with a frog on his shoulder, sits down and orders a Whiskey.
The bartender goes: "Where the hell did you get that?"
And the frog answers: "Where do you think? In Brooklyn"

ContentBay · 07-10-2017, 03:56 AM

Took me a second...good one XD

SpicyM · 07-10-2017, 05:55 AM

Good one.. you are just 24 years late with the joke

Slovak bears now prefer Czech dudes

mineistaken · 07-10-2017, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM

Good one.. you are just 24 years late with the joke

Slovak bears now prefer Czech dudes

Slovak bear power!

Comment: It was just a gypsy in a bear suit that wanted to stole their bikes.

(dass waciss

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mineistaken · 07-10-2017, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Never trust a Jew that says the Czech is in the male

dass jewcisss

eric_wahlberg · 07-10-2017, 11:35 PM

Jews will be pretty upset about it. Isn't it?

davidCRM · 07-11-2017, 12:03 AM

a jew's biggest dilemma: free pork

danep · 07-11-2017, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by eric_wahlberg

Jews will be pretty upset about it. Isn't it?

Not really, some of us like Jewish jokes.
For instance, a fiddler on the roof can be a really depressed musician who's about to make a serious life decision....

BarryB · 07-11-2017, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danep

When it's Jewish jokes, you need to reach the source. Luckily you have a Jew here

A Rabbi enters a bar in Louisiana with a frog on his shoulder, sits down and orders a Whiskey.
The bartender goes: "Where the hell did you get that?"
And the frog answers: "Where do you think? In Brooklyn"

Much better

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