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  • wehateporn
    Promoting Debate on GFY
    • Apr 2007
    • 27176

    #1

    A Jewish man and a Czechoslovakian man...

    ..were walking in a national forest. All of a sudden, a bear appeared and ate the Czechoslovakian man. The Jewish guy ran back to find someone to help. He found a Forest Ranger and told him what had happened. So the ranger took a gun and went back into the forest. There were two bears together. "Now there are only two bears on this mountain," the ranger explained. "One is a male, the other is a female. Which is the one that ate your friend?" The Jewish guy said it was definitely the male bear. So the ranger fired the gun and killed the bear, while the other ran away. When they cut it open to see, its stomach was empty.
    The moral of the story? Never trust a Jew that says the Czech is in the male
  • CoolMikey
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2017
    • 174

    #2
    LOL

    funny part though is that someone managed to come up with such a weak joke

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    • Paul Markham
      Too old to care
      • Jun 2001
      • 52942

      #3
      It took me a minute to see the joke.



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      • Her-Sson
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2016
        • 147

        #4
        That's a long way to go for such an old joke.

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        • HairyChick
          Slowly dying
          • Sep 2012
          • 3091

          #5
          Ugh, lame. An old joke but worded differently. Why push the stereotype any further?
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          • JFK
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            • Jan 2002
            • 67373

            #6
            Originally posted by Her-Sson
            That's a long way to go for such an old joke.
            very long ..............

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            • danep
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2016
              • 264

              #7
              When it's Jewish jokes, you need to reach the source. Luckily you have a Jew here

              A Rabbi enters a bar in Louisiana with a frog on his shoulder, sits down and orders a Whiskey.
              The bartender goes: "Where the hell did you get that?"
              And the frog answers: "Where do you think? In Brooklyn"
              "Ain't in it for my health"
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              • wehateporn
                Promoting Debate on GFY
                • Apr 2007
                • 27176

                #8
                Originally posted by danep
                When it's Jewish jokes, you need to reach the source. Luckily you have a Jew here

                A Rabbi enters a bar in Louisiana with a frog on his shoulder, sits down and orders a Whiskey.
                The bartender goes: "Where the hell did you get that?"
                And the frog answers: "Where do you think? In Brooklyn"

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                • ContentBay
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                  • Jun 2015
                  • 398

                  #9
                  Took me a second...good one XD
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                  • SpicyM
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 4575

                    #10
                    Good one.. you are just 24 years late with the joke

                    Slovak bears now prefer Czech dudes

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                    • mineistaken
                      See signature :)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 29656

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SpicyM
                      Good one.. you are just 24 years late with the joke

                      Slovak bears now prefer Czech dudes

                      Slovak bear power!

                      Comment: It was just a gypsy in a bear suit that wanted to stole their bikes. (dass waciss )

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                      • mineistaken
                        See signature :)
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 29656

                        #12
                        Originally posted by wehateporn
                        Never trust a Jew that says the Czech is in the male
                        dass jewcisss

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                        • eric_wahlberg
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2015
                          • 618

                          #13
                          Jews will be pretty upset about it. Isn't it?
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                          • davidCRM
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2016
                            • 1544

                            #14
                            a jew's biggest dilemma: free pork
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                            • danep
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2016
                              • 264

                              #15
                              Originally posted by eric_wahlberg
                              Jews will be pretty upset about it. Isn't it?
                              Not really, some of us like Jewish jokes.
                              For instance, a fiddler on the roof can be a really depressed musician who's about to make a serious life decision....
                              "Ain't in it for my health"
                              Levon Helm

                              "No temas pon la otra mejilla que golpeo con beso"
                              El Barrio

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                              • BarryB
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2016
                                • 198

                                #16
                                Originally posted by danep
                                When it's Jewish jokes, you need to reach the source. Luckily you have a Jew here

                                A Rabbi enters a bar in Louisiana with a frog on his shoulder, sits down and orders a Whiskey.
                                The bartender goes: "Where the hell did you get that?"
                                And the frog answers: "Where do you think? In Brooklyn"
                                Much better

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