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04-20-2003, 06:10 PM
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WTF?! How the HELL?!
How did I end up on email lists for BOTH get bigger b00bs and increase the size of your penis?!
Someone know something about me that *I* do not know?! |
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04-20-2003, 06:11 PM
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04-20-2003, 06:12 PM
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Fucked if I know
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I want a bigger penis, too. Preferably attached to a sexy gentleman.
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04-20-2003, 06:15 PM
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Just send them both a friendly email to inform them that you are now post-op and will no longer need their products.
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04-20-2003, 06:22 PM
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04-20-2003, 06:26 PM
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you said you were boared....look's to me that you had a lot of fun..
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04-20-2003, 06:32 PM
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 I'm still recovering from the piss drinking incident.
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04-20-2003, 06:35 PM
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04-20-2003, 06:48 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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I feel so left out. And no worries, no only do I get the boob/penis emails, I get emails about farmsex.. I'm starting to think I'm in trouble.
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04-20-2003, 07:22 PM
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04-20-2003, 07:28 PM
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That's okay, I'm on spam lists for the following:
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04-20-2003, 07:31 PM
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Hey Kayla, did you encode that special webcam show yet?
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04-20-2003, 07:31 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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04-20-2003, 08:02 PM
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I'm also getting told I DO need a bigger penis... sheesh... It's not the size that matters, right!?
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04-20-2003, 08:09 PM
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04-20-2003, 08:20 PM
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Maybe they think you're a tranny, ha ha ha.
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04-20-2003, 11:09 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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04-20-2003, 11:11 PM
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Just got the Zimbabwe variation this morning, this is what I replied: Dear Mr Welemoh I was most surprised and delighted to receive your letter. It comes as an absolute godsend, as I have been in a quandary for quite some time as to how I could salvage my finances for the rest of this year. I am not sure if you are totally familiar with the details of my financial situation, so I will summarise them for you. When my father, Lord Douglas Hepplewhaite, married my mother, Lady Cordelia Fernackerpan-Featherstonehaugh, it was very much against the wishes of my paternal grandfather, who promptly disowned my father. My parents then relocated to Kinshasha, where my father went to work for my mother's uncle Patrique DeRuddere, as accountant for the small diamond-mine that he operated. Things went well for some time, until uncle Patrique was attacked and severely injured by a gorilla. He died a few days later. Upon the reading of his last will and testament it transpired that he had left everything (his house in the Congo, the diamond mine and all concessions, as well as his estate outside Gent in Belgium) to my parents. Being quite wealthy now, my parents moved to Dorsett in the United Kingdom (which is where I was born soon thereafter), and were welcomed back into the family by my grandfather...I supposed he was lonely after the death of my grandmother 2 years previously, and decided to renew the blood ties. I was 5 years old when the troubles in the Congo started, and my parents went back there to try and salvage what they could. That turned out to be a very unwise decision, as they were both killed in the subsequent uprising. As my grandfather was now my legal guardian, he took over my care. The money that I inhereited from my parents (the proceeds of the diamond mine, which had been nationalised by the new Congolese government, and the proceeds of the sale of the estate in Belgium as well as the estate in Dorsett) was put into trust at Lloyds of London, where it has been accrueing steadily all these years. I lived on my grandfather's estate in Surrey untill I went to finishing school in Switserland, and he died while I was there. His will turned out to be rather odd. I was the sole heir, but all the money was put into the same trust with my previous inheritence. (The paintings and art-work, which I belive is worth quite a bit of money as well, at least the Van Goghs and the Rembrandt and the Ming vases are, all went into storage) I suppose he didn't think much of my business acumen, because he stipulated in his will that I was to receive only the interest from the money in the trust. The trust would be dissolved if I were to marry, but only if the marriage were to last at least 10 years, or otherwise on the first of January 2004. As I never married, the trust, apart from the interest, has been untouched to date, and the money will be released early next year. I have been living in Amsterdam for quite some years now, running a small art gallery. Up until a year ago I have managed to get by on the interest from the trust, (which comes to about 3000 Pounds Sterling per month), and the proceeds of my gallery, but the last year has been very difficult. The switch from the Guilder to the Euro has caused all prices to rise sharply, and I have not been selling much from the gallery. I still have almost a whole year to go before I can have access to the money in the trust, and quite frankly I was getting rather worried about my finances. That is why I was so delighted to receive your letter. It is a unique opportunity for me, as the 20% you mentioned should just tide me over nicely until January. Please let me know how to proceed. Yours sincerely Penelope-Ann Hepplewhaite
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04-20-2003, 11:36 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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This spammer obviously thinks I am a complete train-wreck....
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04-20-2003, 11:59 PM
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04-21-2003, 12:43 AM
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04-21-2003, 12:51 AM
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Why wouldn't you want a bigger dick or boobs?
Those pills work.... they really do. Hang on and I'll get the link for the one I highly recommend |
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04-21-2003, 01:47 AM
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