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kaylacam · 04-19-2003, 02:29 PM

Where are you honey? I VAGUELY remember us getting married in Vegas...Thumbzilla was the best man....but I have not seen you in a while...are we going to consumate this thing or what?!

Rictor · 04-19-2003, 02:30 PM

Shemp has multiple wives? Must be mormon...those guys are lucky...

TDF · 04-19-2003, 02:32 PM

dad's not here at the moment

the Shemp · 04-19-2003, 02:45 PM

Kayla, i'm sure you married Thumbzilla and i performed the ceremonies as the Rev Shemp. I think JFK captured it here:

kaylacam · 04-19-2003, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by the Shemp
Kayla, i'm sure you married Thumbzilla and i performed the ceremonies as the Rev Shemp. I think JFK captured it here:

hmmmmm...so does that mean you won't consumate?

Pornwolf · 04-19-2003, 02:47 PM

I have a case of Shemp envy. What is it about this guy? Where can I buy a pound of that mojo?

GTS Mark · 04-19-2003, 02:50 PM

we're all missing the Shemp here in Toronto.

DH

iroc409 · 04-19-2003, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
I have a case of Shemp envy. What is it about this guy? Where can I buy a pound of that mojo?

send me a pound of Shemp Mojo as well, please.

the Shemp · 04-19-2003, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaylacam

hmmmmm...so does that mean you won't consumate?

of course i will, but you have to wear the Nurses Uniform

boneprone · 04-19-2003, 02:57 PM

I remember in Vegas Zilla was crazy about you.
He knew all about ya and was talkin about how long he knew ya for.

He was really really impressed with ya kayla. Really impressed.
Trust me he wants ya! He had that look and smile about em when he would talk about you..

What did you do to the poor guy??

Can you do it to me also?

the Shemp · 04-19-2003, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
we're all missing the Shemp here in Toronto.

DH

I wish i could have made it.

kaylacam · 04-19-2003, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I remember in Vegas Zilla was crazy about you.
He knew all about ya and was talkin about how long he knew ya for.

He was really really impressed with ya kayla. Really impressed.
Trust me he wants ya! He had that look and smile about em when he would talk about you..

What did you do to the poor guy??

Can you do it to me also?

Zilla is one of the NICEST guys I know. When I FIRST opened www.KaylaCam.com , the URLK was ACTUALLY www.Kayla-Marie.com (I want to get that URL back, but some fuck ass wants $400 US for it, yeah like THAT is going to happen!), I opened in 1997, closed it in 1999 (rich fiance, you know that scenario), I opened a rated PG-13 FREE site www.1camgirl.com . When I reopened KaylaCam (after breaking it off with the rich guy), Zilla was there to give me advice. It has been REALLY odd seeing the changes in the industry between the time I originally started and now that I am actively trying to compete again. Zilla has never laughed at a question I have posed, no matter how stupid it was. He has always gotten back to me when I have left him an ICQ. He is really cool!

I was so looking forward to meeting Zilla because I know that he has a tendency to shy away from big gatherings. Zilla actually introduced me to Shemp, whom I found to be as adorable as Zilla! I have not really been a good girl at keeping in touch with either of my men lately. Maybe they need to take turns spanking me? Over the knee, please...volunteers for photographers?

kaylacam · 04-19-2003, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by the Shemp

of course i will, but you have to wear the Nurses Uniform

The white vinyl one or the sheer white one with the red piping?

the Shemp · 04-19-2003, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaylacam

I was so looking forward to meeting Zilla because I know that he has a tendency to shy away from big gatherings. Zilla actually introduced me to Shemp, whom I found to be as adorable as Zilla! I have not really been a good girl at keeping in touch with either of my men lately. Maybe they need to take turns spanking me? Over the knee, please...volunteers for photographers?

having Zilla a a friend and advisor was a smart move. It opens up the door a bit and thats important.

kaylacam · 04-19-2003, 05:04 PM

Is that a "no" on the spanking?

Steve · 04-19-2003, 06:02 PM

Shemp's a fucking Mac Daddy! How many adoring women do you have after you now?

I guess the only thing better than Shemp's traffic is Shemp in the flesh!

foreverjason · 04-19-2003, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Shemp's a fucking Mac Daddy! How many adoring women do you have after you now?

I guess the only thing better than Shemp's traffic is Shemp in the flesh!

ahah

the Shemp · 04-19-2003, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaylacam
Is that a "no" on the spanking?

hehe, no thats a change of subject.

Jamdin · 04-19-2003, 08:28 PM

With paddle, cane or bare hand?

Cool pic btw...

Kimmykim · 04-19-2003, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Steve
Shemp's a fucking Mac Daddy! How many adoring women do you have after you now?

I guess the only thing better than Shemp's traffic is Shemp in the flesh!

You should get him around a plate of hashbrowns if you really want to be amazed ;)

the Shemp · 04-19-2003, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

You should get him around a plate of hashbrowns if you really want to be amazed ;)

ya, i knew i would have to do something different to impress you.

Tala · 04-19-2003, 09:40 PM

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Over the knee, please...volunteers for photographers?

Only if I can't do the spanking. Paddles are fine. Bare hand is better.

Steve · 04-19-2003, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

You should get him around a plate of hashbrowns if you really want to be amazed ;)

Mmmmm.... hashbrowns

damn, don't make me go out to Village Inn for a late night omelete LOL

Tala · 04-19-2003, 09:47 PM

hashbrowns.....omg. Now I have a desire to go grab a double order of them, covered, smothered, chunked and diced.

You people are evil.

JustJen · 04-19-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

You should get him around a plate of hashbrowns if you really want to be amazed ;)

ahhhh did you have breakfast without me? KK and Shemp, I want to be invited next time.... please?????

kaylacam · 04-19-2003, 10:49 PM

Bare handed, please Shemp and Zilla!

Toker · 04-20-2003, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
hashbrowns.....omg. Now I have a desire to go grab a double order of them, covered, smothered, chunked and diced.

You people are evil.

Sounds like ya hang in the Waffle House:

TheJimmy · 04-20-2003, 12:55 AM

IHOP in the morning rocks...

PS: those damned ex-USAF medical chicas are pretty damned hot too!

always had a fetish for the medical group back in the day....was a warehouse of the hot p00ty-tang...

the Shemp · 04-20-2003, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by PornkingsJen

ahhhh did you have breakfast without me? KK and Shemp, I want to be invited next time.... please?????

Jen, you dont need an invitation.

Kimmykim · 04-20-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by the Shemp

Jen, you dont need an invitation.

No she doesn't that is for sure. She does, however, have to be in the same country as the hashbrowns ;)

I say we have a secret hashbrowns breakfast in Miami, whaddya think sweetie?

JustJen · 04-20-2003, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

No she doesn't that is for sure. She does, however, have to be in the same country as the hashbrowns ;)

I say we have a secret hashbrowns breakfast in Miami, whaddya think sweetie?

I think that is a great idea! It is a date for sure!

the Shemp · 04-20-2003, 01:31 PM

Count me in.

kaylacam · 04-20-2003, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

No she doesn't that is for sure. She does, however, have to be in the same country as the hashbrowns ;)

I say we have a secret hashbrowns breakfast in Miami, whaddya think sweetie?

KimmyKim...I would have a secret ANYTHING with you ANYWHERE!
(The SAD thing guys, is she knows I am not kidding. I am WAY warm for her form!)

WiredGuy · 04-21-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by PornkingsJen
ahhhh did you have breakfast without me? KK and Shemp, I want to be invited next time.... please?????

You know you can have breakfast with me anytime, anywhere

WG

Why · 04-21-2003, 05:15 PM

sHemp is god.

the Shemp · 04-22-2003, 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by Why
sHemp is god.

shemp is old

dantheman · 04-22-2003, 07:07 AM

I heard on the streets that shemp's a gangsta

" I am WAY warm for her form"
I like that

boneless · 04-22-2003, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp

shemp is old

then you are an old god :D

04-19-2003, 02:29 PM	#1
kaylacam Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Less camgirl than porn chickie...conveniently located in Porn Central. Posts: 2,745	Shemp?! Where are you honey? I VAGUELY remember us getting married in Vegas...Thumbzilla was the best man....but I have not seen you in a while...are we going to consumate this thing or what?! __________________ SPANK! Kayla Quinn http://www.TushyCash.com

04-19-2003, 02:32 PM	#3
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04-19-2003, 02:47 PM	#6
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04-19-2003, 02:57 PM	#10
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I remember in Vegas Zilla was crazy about you. He knew all about ya and was talkin about how long he knew ya for. He was really really impressed with ya kayla. Really impressed. Trust me he wants ya! He had that look and smile about em when he would talk about you.. What did you do to the poor guy?? Can you do it to me also? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-19-2003, 05:04 PM	#15
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04-19-2003, 02:30 PM	#2
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Shemp has multiple wives? Must be mormon...those guys are lucky...

04-19-2003, 02:45 PM	#4
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	Kayla, i'm sure you married Thumbzilla and i performed the ceremonies as the Rev Shemp. I think JFK captured it here:

04-19-2003, 02:50 PM	#7
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	we're all missing the Shemp here in Toronto. DH

04-19-2003, 06:02 PM	#16
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	Shemp's a fucking Mac Daddy! How many adoring women do you have after you now? I guess the only thing better than Shemp's traffic is Shemp in the flesh!

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	With paddle, cane or bare hand? Cool pic btw...

04-19-2003, 09:47 PM	#24
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	hashbrowns.....omg. Now I have a desire to go grab a double order of them, covered, smothered, chunked and diced. You people are evil. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

04-19-2003, 10:49 PM	#26
kaylacam Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Less camgirl than porn chickie...conveniently located in Porn Central. Posts: 2,745	Bare handed, please Shemp and Zilla! __________________ SPANK! Kayla Quinn http://www.TushyCash.com

04-20-2003, 12:55 AM	#28
TheJimmy ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0 Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 10,747	IHOP in the morning rocks... PS: those damned ex-USAF medical chicas are pretty damned hot too! always had a fetish for the medical group back in the day....was a warehouse of the hot p00ty-tang... __________________ Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.

04-20-2003, 01:31 PM	#32
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04-21-2003, 05:15 PM	#35
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	sHemp is god.

04-22-2003, 07:07 AM	#37
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