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kaylacam 04-19-2003 02:29 PM

Shemp?!
 
Where are you honey? I VAGUELY remember us getting married in Vegas...Thumbzilla was the best man....but I have not seen you in a while...are we going to consumate this thing or what?!

:Graucho

Rictor 04-19-2003 02:30 PM

Shemp has multiple wives? Must be mormon...those guys are lucky...

TDF 04-19-2003 02:32 PM

dad's not here at the moment

the Shemp 04-19-2003 02:45 PM

Kayla, i'm sure you married Thumbzilla and i performed the ceremonies as the Rev Shemp. I think JFK captured it here:

http://www.shemp.com/v0000324.jpg

kaylacam 04-19-2003 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Kayla, i'm sure you married Thumbzilla and i performed the ceremonies as the Rev Shemp. I think JFK captured it here:

http://www.shemp.com/v0000324.jpg


hmmmmm...so does that mean you won't consumate?

Pornwolf 04-19-2003 02:47 PM

I have a case of Shemp envy. What is it about this guy? Where can I buy a pound of that mojo?

GTS Mark 04-19-2003 02:50 PM

we're all missing the Shemp here in Toronto. :(

DH

iroc409 04-19-2003 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I have a case of Shemp envy. What is it about this guy? Where can I buy a pound of that mojo?
send me a pound of Shemp Mojo as well, please.

the Shemp 04-19-2003 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaylacam



hmmmmm...so does that mean you won't consumate?

of course i will, but you have to wear the Nurses Uniform :)

boneprone 04-19-2003 02:57 PM

I remember in Vegas Zilla was crazy about you.
He knew all about ya and was talkin about how long he knew ya for.

He was really really impressed with ya kayla. Really impressed.
Trust me he wants ya! He had that look and smile about em when he would talk about you..

What did you do to the poor guy??












Can you do it to me also?

the Shemp 04-19-2003 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
we're all missing the Shemp here in Toronto. :(

DH

I wish i could have made it.

kaylacam 04-19-2003 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I remember in Vegas Zilla was crazy about you.
He knew all about ya and was talkin about how long he knew ya for.

He was really really impressed with ya kayla. Really impressed.
Trust me he wants ya! He had that look and smile about em when he would talk about you..

What did you do to the poor guy??












Can you do it to me also?

Zilla is one of the NICEST guys I know. When I FIRST opened www.KaylaCam.com , the URLK was ACTUALLY www.Kayla-Marie.com (I want to get that URL back, but some fuck ass wants $400 US for it, yeah like THAT is going to happen!), I opened in 1997, closed it in 1999 (rich fiance, you know that scenario), I opened a rated PG-13 FREE site www.1camgirl.com . When I reopened KaylaCam (after breaking it off with the rich guy), Zilla was there to give me advice. It has been REALLY odd seeing the changes in the industry between the time I originally started and now that I am actively trying to compete again. Zilla has never laughed at a question I have posed, no matter how stupid it was. He has always gotten back to me when I have left him an ICQ. He is really cool!

I was so looking forward to meeting Zilla because I know that he has a tendency to shy away from big gatherings. Zilla actually introduced me to Shemp, whom I found to be as adorable as Zilla! I have not really been a good girl at keeping in touch with either of my men lately. Maybe they need to take turns spanking me? Over the knee, please...volunteers for photographers?

:angel

kaylacam 04-19-2003 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp


of course i will, but you have to wear the Nurses Uniform :)

The white vinyl one or the sheer white one with the red piping?

:Graucho

the Shemp 04-19-2003 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaylacam

I was so looking forward to meeting Zilla because I know that he has a tendency to shy away from big gatherings. Zilla actually introduced me to Shemp, whom I found to be as adorable as Zilla! I have not really been a good girl at keeping in touch with either of my men lately. Maybe they need to take turns spanking me? Over the knee, please...volunteers for photographers?

:angel

having Zilla a a friend and advisor was a smart move. It opens up the door a bit and thats important. :)

kaylacam 04-19-2003 05:04 PM

Is that a "no" on the spanking?
:(

Steve 04-19-2003 06:02 PM

Shemp's a fucking Mac Daddy! How many adoring women do you have after you now?

I guess the only thing better than Shemp's traffic is Shemp in the flesh!

foreverjason 04-19-2003 06:10 PM

Quote:

Shemp's a fucking Mac Daddy! How many adoring women do you have after you now?

I guess the only thing better than Shemp's traffic is Shemp in the flesh!
ahah

the Shemp 04-19-2003 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaylacam
Is that a "no" on the spanking?
:(

hehe, no thats a change of subject. :winkwink:

Jamdin 04-19-2003 08:28 PM

With paddle, cane or bare hand?

Cool pic btw...

Kimmykim 04-19-2003 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
Shemp's a fucking Mac Daddy! How many adoring women do you have after you now?

I guess the only thing better than Shemp's traffic is Shemp in the flesh!

You should get him around a plate of hashbrowns if you really want to be amazed ;)

the Shemp 04-19-2003 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


You should get him around a plate of hashbrowns if you really want to be amazed ;)

ya, i knew i would have to do something different to impress you. :)

Tala 04-19-2003 09:40 PM

Quote:

Over the knee, please...volunteers for photographers?
Only if I can't do the spanking. Paddles are fine. Bare hand is better.

Steve 04-19-2003 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


You should get him around a plate of hashbrowns if you really want to be amazed ;)

Mmmmm.... hashbrowns

damn, don't make me go out to Village Inn for a late night omelete LOL

Tala 04-19-2003 09:47 PM

hashbrowns.....omg. Now I have a desire to go grab a double order of them, covered, smothered, chunked and diced.

You people are evil.:feels-hot

JustJen 04-19-2003 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


You should get him around a plate of hashbrowns if you really want to be amazed ;)


ahhhh did you have breakfast without me? KK and Shemp, I want to be invited next time.... please?????

kaylacam 04-19-2003 10:49 PM

Bare handed, please Shemp and Zilla!

Toker 04-20-2003 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
hashbrowns.....omg. Now I have a desire to go grab a double order of them, covered, smothered, chunked and diced.

You people are evil.:feels-hot

Sounds like ya hang in the Waffle House: :321GFY

TheJimmy 04-20-2003 12:55 AM

IHOP in the morning rocks...


PS: those damned ex-USAF medical chicas are pretty damned hot too!

always had a fetish for the medical group back in the day....was a warehouse of the hot p00ty-tang...

:thumbsup :thumbsup

the Shemp 04-20-2003 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornkingsJen



ahhhh did you have breakfast without me? KK and Shemp, I want to be invited next time.... please?????

Jen, you dont need an invitation. :winkwink:

Kimmykim 04-20-2003 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp


Jen, you dont need an invitation. :winkwink:

No she doesn't that is for sure. She does, however, have to be in the same country as the hashbrowns ;)

I say we have a secret hashbrowns breakfast in Miami, whaddya think sweetie?

JustJen 04-20-2003 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


No she doesn't that is for sure. She does, however, have to be in the same country as the hashbrowns ;)

I say we have a secret hashbrowns breakfast in Miami, whaddya think sweetie?

I think that is a great idea! It is a date for sure!

the Shemp 04-20-2003 01:31 PM

Count me in. :thumbsup

kaylacam 04-20-2003 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


No she doesn't that is for sure. She does, however, have to be in the same country as the hashbrowns ;)

I say we have a secret hashbrowns breakfast in Miami, whaddya think sweetie?

KimmyKim...I would have a secret ANYTHING with you ANYWHERE!
(The SAD thing guys, is she knows I am not kidding. I am WAY warm for her form!)

WiredGuy 04-21-2003 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornkingsJen
ahhhh did you have breakfast without me? KK and Shemp, I want to be invited next time.... please?????
You know you can have breakfast with me anytime, anywhere :Graucho
WG

Why 04-21-2003 05:15 PM

sHemp is god.

the Shemp 04-22-2003 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why
sHemp is god.
shemp is old

dantheman 04-22-2003 07:07 AM

I heard on the streets that shemp's a gangsta

" I am WAY warm for her form"
I like that :)


:glugglug

boneless 04-22-2003 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp


shemp is old

then you are an old god :D


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