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Sid70 · 06-01-2017, 08:07 AM

This is what the future is about. I never joined Paxum because I didn't like the scans and all the verification shit, now Upwork is starting verification processing for freelancers by asking questions via video chat, my ass. Are you the fucking new world authority? What is the fuck?

Bladewire · 06-01-2017, 08:12 AM

I don't mind video chat if I know the other person is ugly.

Did you do it?

Sid70 · 06-01-2017, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

I don't mind video chat if I know the other person is ugly.

Did you do it?

I am a registered user since forever. I dont do much of work on Upwork, I was there before it was Upwork LOL, I won't do any video with them unless they show tits first.

Klen · 06-01-2017, 08:19 AM

Yes it is quite annoying how deep they go with verification, for making airbnb working i had to link my FB profile, linked in profile, and something else as well plus making a welcome video.

Sid70 · 06-01-2017, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Yes it is quite annoying how deep they go with verification, for making airbnb working i had to link my FB profile, linked in profile, and something else as well plus making a welcome video.

You mean a host verification probably, right?

Klen · 06-01-2017, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

You mean a host verification probably, right?

Nop, as client. Think they asked for ID as well

Barry-xlovecam · 06-01-2017, 08:25 AM

There are too many fake people on the Internet.
As for linking social media this allows someone to see if you are a raving lunatic -- use a 'clean' profile with no negativity.
World governments are looking for hidden income that they can tax -- that should be obvious.
Then there is terrorist mania driven by big data.

*airbnb wants financial responsibility -- they have my passport copy and credit cards.

Sid70 · 06-01-2017, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Nop, as client. Think they asked for ID as well

WOW. Only email and a legit looking picture made it work for me. Are you ugly lol ?

Sid70 · 06-01-2017, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

*airbnb wants financial responsibility -- they have my passport copy and credit cards.

As a client I will not give any more info to airbnb except email, photo and fuckin CC. That's even more than Booking is asking for.

Bladewire · 06-01-2017, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Yes it is quite annoying how deep they go with verification, for making airbnb working i had to link my FB profile, linked in profile, and something else as well plus making a welcome video.

Where do you welcome people to in the welcone video if you're not a host?

Barry-xlovecam · 06-01-2017, 09:25 AM

When you rent an hotel room overseas they want to copy your passport , domestically the hotel/motel will want ID -- so what is the problem? That's the way things are.

Sid70 · 06-01-2017, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

When you rent an hotel room overseas they want to copy your passport , domestically the hotel/motel will want ID -- so what is the problem? That's the way things are.

Not everywhere, mate. Some places are nuts about it tho.
Slovakia and CZ for example are sick. Italy is easier, you just fill in the electronic form the number of your document.

And hey, I still feel uncomfortable, I may show my ID but making them scan it is epic. You share your info with someone you will not see again, you give your personal details to someone you know nothing about. I don't trust concierges. In fact, in EU there are case people find out later they have loans they never asked about.

CurrentlySober · 06-01-2017, 10:10 AM

I like official video confirmations, providing I can surprise them by being totally naked and taking a poo when they connect. Their expressions are priceless

Klen · 06-01-2017, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

WOW. Only email and a legit looking picture made it work for me. Are you ugly lol ?

No, everyvone knows i am sexy beast

But anyway, airbnb was most anal verification process which i had to done. Usually on most services is enough to send ID and you are good to go.

Klen · 06-01-2017, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Where do you welcome people to in the welcome video if you're not a host?

Introduction video to be correct. Basically, you need to say something like my name is John and i like turtles.
Also, i deleted recently my linkedin profile because i was annoyed by constant spam from it, i hope they wont notice it and remove my verified status.

Sid70 · 06-01-2017, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Usually on most services is enough to send ID and you are good to go.

This is my main question, are they a fucking bank or an authority if some sort? Why the fuck they are able to insist on that at all?

Adraco · 06-01-2017, 01:00 PM

There service, their rules???

Too many cheap, fake fuckers on the internet who think they can just "play around" and not be held accountable for their actions.

You should really try to take off that tin foil hat every now and then...

Sid70 · 06-01-2017, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Adraco

There service, their rules???

No. Not true.

Klen · 06-01-2017, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

No. Not true.

There is nothing what you can do about it, it's either ID or no service. There is no law which would bind someone to provide you service. In germany, there is now even law which require affiliates to show ID in order to get paid.

Sid70 · 06-02-2017, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

There is nothing what you can do about it, it's either ID or no service. There is no law which would bind someone to provide you service. In germany, there is now even law which require affiliates to show ID in order to get paid.

See? It must me something soon to protect people from 'services' that collect personal info.
I do not fucking know anything about Airbnb. If it was asking me to submit my IDs I would never do that and stayed with Booking or started simply calling places to rent.

As to Upwork, it's total BS, no bank would do that video chat shit recording, it's epic what internet has become.

As a Generation X I refuse to give away my personal info to someone I don't even met, heard and have protection against. I'm not a robot yet to just show up my ass for a scan.

In fact, as to religious bastards, they are allowed legally to get by without any ID number at all just fucking because their Jesus said so.

Barry-xlovecam · 06-02-2017, 02:27 PM

It's like a contract of adhesion -- take it or leave it deal -- the choice is yours.

Sid70 · 06-02-2017, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

It's like a contract of adhesion -- take it or leave it deal -- the choice is yours.

Well, if you try to extend it beyond the obvious, what would be your no-no? Where would you stop? At what point you'd say fuck it, I'm out?

Bladewire · 06-02-2017, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Well, if you try to extend it beyond the obvious, what would be your no-no? Where would you stop? At what point you'd say fuck it, I'm out?

How did the anal prove feel?

Barry-xlovecam · 06-02-2017, 04:15 PM

I would walk away when my end of the deal is trivial -- not worth the possible downside.

The greeting video is a bit much but it is somewhat understandable -- a picture should be a reasonable substitute.

The problem on the Internet is anonymity in most transactions. There are so many jackasses collecting data that your, or my, concerns of unauthorized access or theft are justified.

CaptainHowdy · 06-02-2017, 04:42 PM

Tin foil time ...

06-01-2017, 08:07 AM	#1
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06-01-2017, 08:12 AM	#2
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06-01-2017, 08:19 AM	#4
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Yes it is quite annoying how deep they go with verification, for making airbnb working i had to link my FB profile, linked in profile, and something else as well plus making a welcome video.

06-01-2017, 09:25 AM	#11
Barry-xlovecam It's 42 Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Global Posts: 18,083	When you rent an hotel room overseas they want to copy your passport , domestically the hotel/motel will want ID -- so what is the problem? That's the way things are.

06-02-2017, 02:27 PM	#21
Barry-xlovecam It's 42 Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Global Posts: 18,083	It's like a contract of adhesion -- take it or leave it deal -- the choice is yours.

06-02-2017, 04:15 PM	#24
Barry-xlovecam It's 42 Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Global Posts: 18,083	I would walk away when my end of the deal is trivial -- not worth the possible downside. The greeting video is a bit much but it is somewhat understandable -- a picture should be a reasonable substitute. The problem on the Internet is anonymity in most transactions. There are so many jackasses collecting data that your, or my, concerns of unauthorized access or theft are justified.