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Old 04-16-2003, 08:19 PM   #52
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Looks like my russian blue named Blue...cept he sleeps on top of an old external IDSL router because it's warm.
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this thread has made me upset.

sorry, im a hard hitting nigga, but when it comes to cats man, i lost 2 to the same disease, both bought from kitty shelters where they should have been checked for it. Leah Atari, and Merlin, a girl and a boy cat...

2 cats back to back same disease, ive grown numb.

sorry, buzzed and i miss my cats.

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this thread has made me upset.

sorry, im a hard hitting nigga, but when it comes to cats man, i lost 2 to the same disease, both bought from kitty shelters where they should have been checked for it. Leah Atari, and Merlin, a girl and a boy cat...

2 cats back to back same disease, ive grown numb.

sorry, buzzed and i miss my cats.

sorry to hear that I did not know.
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I dont have him anymore.

He now resides at a private USDA exotics facility (basically a private zoo) near me.

I visit him often.

Long story, dont want to talk about it.
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Old 04-16-2003, 09:59 PM   #63
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haha, is that a female? mine is 2 yr. old male.......
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Old 04-16-2003, 10:17 PM   #66
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this thread has made me upset.

sorry, im a hard hitting nigga, but when it comes to cats man, i lost 2 to the same disease, both bought from kitty shelters where they should have been checked for it. Leah Atari, and Merlin, a girl and a boy cat...

2 cats back to back same disease, ive grown numb.

sorry, buzzed and i miss my cats.

awwww i know how you feel in the past 3 years i have lost 3 cats
the first one we thought had a cold when we got home from work he had such a hard time breathing by the time we could find a vet open at 3 am and got him there he died the second had a asthma attack and the third just over a week ago to anoxia and a fatty liver disease
i told the bf the only way we would ever get another cat would be if came with a life time guarantee.
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What kind cat is that cosis? Russian Blue?

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Old 04-16-2003, 10:26 PM   #68
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haha, is that a female? mine is 2 yr. old male.......
She is. 9 years old, saved from the Toronto Humane Society back in 96.
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And mine is going on 16..
wow he/she still looks good for 16... and yes it does look like mine very much
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Old 04-16-2003, 11:00 PM   #70
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What kind cat is that cosis? Russian Blue?

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I have no idea - I just say he is a grey cat I found him out in the rain crying his head off..he was about 4 weeks old I was told... I finally got him in the garage and he lodged himself into my suv's engine and it took 2 days to get him out


here is another of him in my desk


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wow he/she still looks good for 16... and yes it does look like mine very much
He's a pound kitty also. First vet he ever went to was a breeder of Russian Blues. He told me that if he wasn't purebred he was as close as could be to it.
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PK's 16-year old is a Russian Blue...Cosis's kitty (and mine) are British Blues. Shorter snouts, rounder bodies.
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This is an old pic (probably 15+ years) of my cat Coppelia and Dominique the kitten. I thought it showed a nice contrast between young and old....although the fact that Coppelia is sitting in a pot is a bit weird.
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There's my little one when she was only a couple of months old. Now about 11 lbs. and almost three years old, she looks HUGE but is mostly fur.
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PK's 16-year old is a Russian Blue...Cosis's kitty (and mine) are British Blues. Shorter snouts, rounder bodies.
I dont think mine is british blue, I was reading facts about them and he does the opposite of a lot of the things they do

http://www.fanciers.com/breed-faqs/british-sh-faq.html

my cat loves to sit on me and never stops meowing or talking as I like to call it
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Ok! Did you put that poor little kitty in a close dryer! It's all fluffed up!

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Haha nah, that's just how he looks after sleeping for 22/24 hours of the day!
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I dont have him anymore.

He now resides at a private USDA exotics facility (basically a private zoo) near me.

I visit him often.

Long story, dont want to talk about it.
it might be good to talk about it Labret, maybe you can talk someone out of participating in the exotic pet business and save an owner and a animal some heartache...
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he lived happily for yeeeears after i was told to put him to sleep.

One of them had a bad eye infection and so they did all the tests. We even went to a specialist and he said FIP. But not even one problem now! I was so upset for weeks and the thought of losing my babies made me sick. They are so happy and sleep and play like crazy. Keep your fingers crossed that the Dr.'s are wrong this time for me Ok babe!
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FOR the most wild, yet most homely narrative which I am about to pen, I neither expect nor solicit belief. Mad indeed would I be to expect it, in a case where my very senses reject their own evidence. Yet, mad am I not --and very surely do I not dream. But to-morrow I die, and to-day I would unburthen my soul. My immediate purpose is to place before the world, plainly, succinctly, and without comment, a series of mere household events. In their consequences, these events have terrified --have tortured --have destroyed me. Yet I will not attempt to expound them. To me, they have presented little but Horror --to many they will seem less terrible than baroques. Hereafter, perhaps, some intellect may be found which will reduce my phantasm to the common-place --some intellect more calm, more logical, and far less excitable than my own, which will perceive, in the circumstances I detail with awe, nothing more than an ordinary succession of very natural causes and effects.

From my infancy I was noted for the docility and humanity of my disposition. My tenderness of heart was even so conspicuous as to make me the jest of my companions. I was especially fond of animals, and was indulged by my parents with a great variety of pets. With these I spent most of my time, and never was so happy as when feeding and caressing them. This peculiar of character grew with my growth, and in my manhood, I derived from it one of my principal sources of pleasure. To those who have cherished an affection for a faithful and sagacious dog, I need hardly be at the trouble of explaining the nature or the intensity of the gratification thus derivable. There is something in the unselfish and self-sacrificing love of a brute, which goes directly to the heart of him who has had frequent occasion to test the paltry friendship and gossamer fidelity of mere Man.

I married early, and was happy to find in my wife a disposition not uncongenial with my own. Observing my partiality for domestic pets, she lost no opportunity of procuring those of the most agreeable kind. We had birds, gold fish, a fine dog, rabbits, a small monkey, and a cat.

This latter was a remarkably large and beautiful animal, entirely black, and sagacious to an astonishing degree. In speaking of his intelligence, my wife, who at heart was not a little tinctured with superstition, made frequent allusion to the ancient popular notion, which regarded all black cats as witches in disguise. Not that she was ever serious upon this point --and I mention the matter at all for no better reason than that it happens, just now, to be remembered.

Pluto --this was the cat's name --was my favorite pet and playmate. I alone fed him, and he attended me wherever I went about the house. It was even with difficulty that I could prevent him from following me through the streets.

Our friendship lasted, in this manner, for several years, during which my general temperament and character --through the instrumentality of the Fiend Intemperance --had (I blush to confess it) experienced a radical alteration for the worse. I grew, day by day, more moody, more irritable, more regardless of the feelings of others. I suffered myself to use intemperate language to my At length, I even offered her personal violence. My pets, of course, were made to feel the change in my disposition. I not only neglected, but ill-used them. For Pluto, however, I still retained sufficient regard to restrain me from maltreating him, as I made no scruple of maltreating the rabbits, the monkey, or even the dog, when by accident, or through affection, they came in my way. But my disease grew upon me --for what disease is like Alcohol! --and at length even Pluto, who was now becoming old, and consequently somewhat peevish --even Pluto began to experience the effects of my ill temper.

One night, returning home, much intoxicated, from one of my haunts about town, I fancied that the cat avoided my presence. I seized him; when, in his fright at my violence, he inflicted a slight wound upon my hand with his teeth. The fury of a demon instantly possessed me. I knew myself no longer. My original soul seemed, at once, to take its flight from my body; and a more than fiendish malevolence, gin-nurtured, thrilled every fibre of my frame. I took from my waistcoat-pocket a pen-knife, opened it, grasped the poor beast by the throat, and deliberately cut one of its eyes from the socket! I blush, I burn, I shudder, while I pen the damnable atrocity.

When reason returned with the morning --when I had slept off the fumes of the night's debauch --I experienced a sentiment half of horror, half of remorse, for the crime of which I had been guilty; but it was, at best, a feeble and equivocal feeling, and the soul remained untouched. I again plunged into excess, and soon drowned in wine all memory of the deed.

In the meantime the cat slowly recovered. The socket of the lost eye presented, it is true, a frightful appearance, but he no longer appeared to suffer any pain. He went about the house as usual, but, as might be expected, fled in extreme terror at my approach. I had so much of my old heart left, as to be at first grieved by this evident dislike on the part of a creature which had once so loved me. But this feeling soon gave place to irritation. And then came, as if to my final and irrevocable overthrow, the spirit of PERVERSENESS. Of this spirit philosophy takes no account. Yet I am not more sure that my soul lives, than I am that perverseness is one of the primitive impulses of the human heart --one of the indivisible primary faculties, or sentiments, which give direction to the character of Man. Who has not, a hundred times, found himself committing a vile or a silly action, for no other reason than because he knows he should not? Have we not a perpetual inclination, in the teeth of our best judgment, to violate that which is Law, merely because we understand it to be such? This spirit of perverseness, I say, came to my final overthrow. It was this unfathomable longing of the soul to vex itself --to offer violence to its own nature --to do wrong for the wrong's sake only --that urged me to continue and finally to consummate the injury I had inflicted upon the unoffending brute. One morning, in cool blood, I slipped a noose about its neck and hung it to the limb of a tree; --hung it with the tears streaming from my eyes, and with the bitterest remorse at my heart; --hung it because I knew that it had loved me, and because I felt it had given me no reason of offence; --hung it because I knew that in so doing I was committing a sin --a deadly sin that would so jeopardize my immortal soul as to place it --if such a thing were possible --even beyond the reach of the infinite mercy of the Most Merciful and Most Terrible God.

On the night of the day on which this cruel deed was done, I was aroused from sleep by the cry of fire. The curtains of my bed were in flames. The whole house was blazing. It was with great difficulty that my wife, a servant, and myself, made our escape from the conflagration. The destruction was complete. My entire worldly wealth was swallowed up, and I resigned myself thenceforward to despair.

I am above the weakness of seeking to establish a sequence of cause and effect, between the disaster and the atrocity. But I am detailing a chain of facts --and wish not to leave even a possible link imperfect. On the day succeeding the fire, I visited the ruins. The walls, with one exception, had fAllan in. This exception was found in a compartment wall, not very thick, which stood about the middle of the house, and against which had rested the head of my bed. The plastering had here, in great measure, resisted the action of the fire --a fact which I attributed to its having been recently spread. About this wall a dense crowd were collected, and many persons seemed to be examining a particular portion of it with every minute and eager attention. The words "strange!" "singular!" and other similar expressions, excited my curiosity. I approached and saw, as if graven in bas relief upon the white surface, the figure of a gigantic cat. The impression was given with an accuracy truly marvellous. There was a rope about the animal's neck.
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When I first beheld this apparition --for I could scarcely regard it as less --my wonder and my terror were extreme. But at length reflection came to my aid. The cat, I remembered, had been hung in a garden adjacent to the house. Upon the alarm of fire, this garden had been immediately filled by the crowd --by some one of whom the animal must have been cut from the tree and thrown, through an open window, into my chamber. This had probably been done with the view of arousing me from sleep. The falling of other walls had compressed the victim of my cruelty into the substance of the freshly-spread plaster; the lime of which, had then with the flames, and the ammonia from the carcass, accomplished the portraiture as I saw it.

Although I thus readily accounted to my reason, if not altogether to my conscience, for the startling fact 'just detailed, it did not the less fall to make a deep impression upon my fancy. For months I could not rid myself of the phantasm of the cat; and, during this period, there came back into my spirit a half-sentiment that seemed, but was not, remorse. I went so far as to regret the loss of the animal, and to look about me, among the vile haunts which I now habitually frequented, for another pet of the same species, and of somewhat similar appearance, with which to supply its place.

One night as I sat, half stupefied, in a den of more than infamy, my attention was suddenly drawn to some black object, reposing upon the head of one of the immense hogsheads of Gin, or of Rum, which constituted the chief furniture of the apartment. I had been looking steadily at the top of this hogshead for some minutes, and what now caused me surprise was the fact that I had not sooner perceived the object thereupon. I approached it, and touched it with my hand. It was a black cat --a very large one --fully as large as Pluto, and closely resembling him in every respect but one. Pluto had not a white hair upon any portion of his body; but this cat had a large, although indefinite splotch of white, covering nearly the whole region of the breast.

Upon my touching him, he immediately arose, purred loudly, rubbed against my hand, and appeared delighted with my notice. This, then, was the very creature of which I was in search. I at once offered to purchase it of the landlord; but this person made no claim to it --knew nothing of it --had never seen it before.

I continued my caresses, and, when I prepared to go home, the animal evinced a disposition to accompany me. I permitted it to do so; occasionally stooping and patting it as I proceeded. When it reached the house it domesticated itself at once, and became immediately a great favorite with my wife.

For my own part, I soon found a dislike to it arising within me. This was just the reverse of what I had anticipated; but I know not how or why it was --its evident fondness for myself rather disgusted and annoyed. By slow degrees, these feelings of disgust and annoyance rose into the bitterness of hatred. I avoided the creature; a certain sense of shame, and the remembrance of my former deed of cruelty, preventing me from physically abusing it. I did not, for some weeks, strike, or otherwise violently ill use it; but gradually --very gradually --I came to look upon it with unutterable loathing, and to flee silently from its odious presence, as from the breath of a pestilence.

What added, no doubt, to my hatred of the beast, was the discovery, on the morning after I brought it home, that, like Pluto, it also had been deprived of one of its eyes. This circumstance, however, only endeared it to my wife, who, as I have already said, possessed, in a high degree, that humanity of feeling which had once been my distinguishing trait, and the source of many of my simplest and purest pleasures.

With my aversion to this cat, however, its partiality for myself seemed to increase. It followed my footsteps with a pertinacity which it would be difficult to make the reader comprehend. Whenever I sat, it would crouch beneath my chair, or spring upon my knees, covering me with its loathsome caresses. If I arose to walk it would get between my feet and thus nearly throw me down, or, fastening its long and sharp claws in my dress, clamber, in this manner, to my breast. At such times, although I longed to destroy it with a blow, I was yet withheld from so doing, partly it at by a memory of my former crime, but chiefly --let me confess it at once --by absolute dread of the beast.

This dread was not exactly a dread of physical evil-and yet I should be at a loss how otherwise to define it. I am almost ashamed to own --yes, even in this felon's cell, I am almost ashamed to own --that the terror and horror with which the animal inspired me, had been heightened by one of the merest chimaeras it would be possible to conceive. My wife had called my attention, more than once, to the character of the mark of white hair, of which I have spoken, and which constituted the sole visible difference between the strange beast and the one I had y si destroyed. The reader will remember that this mark, although large, had been originally very indefinite; but, by slow degrees --degrees nearly imperceptible, and which for a long time my Reason struggled to reject as fanciful --it had, at length, assumed a rigorous distinctness of outline. It was now the representation of an object that I shudder to name --and for this, above all, I loathed, and dreaded, and would have rid myself of the monster had I dared --it was now, I say, the image of a hideous --of a ghastly thing --of the GALLOWS! --oh, mournful and terrible engine of Horror and of Crime --of Agony and of Death!

And now was I indeed wretched beyond the wretchedness of mere Humanity. And a brute beast --whose fellow I had contemptuously destroyed --a brute beast to work out for me --for me a man, fashioned in the image of the High God --so much of insufferable wo! Alas! neither by day nor by night knew I the blessing of Rest any more! During the former the creature left me no moment alone; and, in the latter, I started, hourly, from dreams of unutterable fear, to find the hot breath of the thing upon my face, and its vast weight --an incarnate Night-Mare that I had no power to shake off --incumbent eternally upon my heart!

Beneath the pressure of torments such as these, the feeble remnant of the good within me succumbed. Evil thoughts became my sole intimates --the darkest and most evil of thoughts. The moodiness of my usual temper increased to hatred of all things and of all mankind; while, from the sudden, frequent, and ungovernable outbursts of a fury to which I now blindly abandoned myself, my uncomplaining wife, alas! was the most usual and the most patient of sufferers.

One day she accompanied me, upon some household errand, into the cellar of the old building which our poverty compelled us to inhabit. The cat followed me down the steep stairs, and, nearly throwing me headlong, exasperated me to madness. Uplifting an axe, and forgetting, in my wrath, the childish dread which had hitherto stayed my hand, I aimed a blow at the animal which, of course, would have proved instantly fatal had it descended as I wished. But this blow was arrested by the hand of my wife. Goaded, by the interference, into a rage more than demoniacal, I withdrew my arm from her grasp and buried the axe in her brain. She fell dead upon the spot, without a groan.

This hideous murder accomplished, I set myself forthwith, and with entire deliberation, to the task of concealing the body. I knew that I could not remove it from the house, either by day or by night, without the risk of being observed by the neighbors. Many projects entered my mind. At one period I thought of cutting the corpse into minute fragments, and destroying them by fire. At another, I resolved to dig a grave for it in the floor of the cellar. Again, I deliberated about casting it in the well in the yard --about packing it in a box, as if merchandize, with the usual arrangements, and so getting a porter to take it from the house. Finally I hit upon what I considered a far better expedient than either of these. I determined to wall it up in the cellar --as the monks of the middle ages are recorded to have walled up their victims.

For a purpose such as this the cellar was well adapted. Its walls were loosely constructed, and had lately been plastered throughout with a rough plaster, which the dampness of the atmosphere had prevented from hardening. Moreover, in one of the walls was a projection, caused by a false chimney, or fireplace, that had been filled up, and made to resemble the rest of the cellar. I made no doubt that I could readily displace the at this point, insert the corpse, and wall the whole up as before, so that no eye could detect anything suspicious.

And in this calculation I was not deceived. By means of a crow-bar I easily dislodged the bricks, and, having carefully deposited the body against the inner wall, I propped it in that position, while, with little trouble, I re-laid the whole structure as it originally stood. Having procured mortar, sand, and hair, with every possible precaution, I prepared a plaster could not every poss be distinguished from the old, and with this I very carefully went over the new brick-work. When I had finished, I felt satisfied that all was right. The wall did not present the slightest appearance of having been disturbed. The rubbish on the floor was picked up with the minutest care. I looked around triumphantly, and said to myself --"Here at least, then, my labor has not been in vain."
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My next step was to look for the beast which had been the cause of so much wretchedness; for I had, at length, firmly resolved to put it to death. Had I been able to meet with it, at the moment, there could have been no doubt of its fate; but it appeared that the crafty animal had been alarmed at the violence of my previous anger, and forebore to present itself in my present mood. It is impossible to describe, or to imagine, the deep, the blissful sense of relief which the absence of the detested creature occasioned in my bosom. It did not make its appearance during the night --and thus for one night at least, since its introduction into the house, I soundly and tranquilly slept; aye, slept even with the burden of murder upon my soul!

The second and the third day passed, and still my tormentor came not. Once again I breathed as a free-man. The monster, in terror, had fled the premises forever! I should behold it no more! My happiness was supreme! The guilt of my dark deed disturbed me but little. Some few inquiries had been made, but these had been readily answered. Even a search had been instituted --but of course nothing was to be discovered. I looked upon my future felicity as secured.

Upon the fourth day of the assassination, a party of the police came, very unexpectedly, into the house, and proceeded again to make rigorous investigation of the premises. Secure, however, in the inscrutability of my place of concealment, I felt no embarrassment whatever. The officers bade me accompany them in their search. They left no nook or corner unexplored. At length, for the third or fourth time, they descended into the cellar. I quivered not in a muscle. My heart beat calmly as that of one who slumbers in innocence. I walked the cellar from end to end. I folded my arms upon my bosom, and roamed easily to and fro. The police were thoroughly satisfied and prepared to depart. The glee at my heart was too strong to be restrained. I burned to say if but one word, by way of triumph, and to render doubly sure their assurance of my guiltlessness.

"Gentlemen," I said at last, as the party ascended the steps, "I delight to have allayed your suspicions. I wish you all health, and a little more courtesy. By the bye, gentlemen, this --this is a very well constructed house." (In the rabid desire to say something easily, I scarcely knew what I uttered at all.) --"I may say an excellently well constructed house. These walls --are you going, gentlemen? --these walls are solidly put together"; and here, through the mere phrenzy of bravado, I rapped heavily, with a cane which I held in my hand, upon that very portion of the brick-work behind which stood the corpse of the wife of my bosom.

But may God shield and deliver me from the fangs of the Arch-Fiend! No sooner had the reverberation of my blows sunk into silence than I was answered by a voice from within the tomb! --by a cry, at first muffled and broken, like the sobbing of a child, and then quickly swelling into one long, loud, and continuous scream, utterly anomalous and inhuman --a howl --a wailing shriek, half of horror and half of triumph, such as might have arisen only out of hell, conjointly from the throats of the damned in their agony and of the demons that exult in the damnation.

Of my own thoughts it is folly to speak. Swooning, I staggered to the opposite wall. For one instant the party upon the stairs remained motionless, through extremity of terror and of awe. In the next, a dozen stout arms were tolling at the wall. It fell bodily. The corpse, already greatly decayed and clotted with gore, stood erect before the eyes of the spectators. Upon its head, with red extended mouth and solitary eye of fire, sat the hideous beast whose craft had seduced me into murder, and whose informing voice had consigned me to the hangman. I had walled the monster up within the tomb!
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it might be good to talk about it Labret, maybe you can talk someone out of participating in the exotic pet business and save an owner and a animal some heartache...
due to the fact that i was there raising that kitty as well, from the beginining, i think maybe i am also qualified to answer this.
the idea of owning an exotic was something that would never have occured to me in a million years. we were actually looking for a cool looking normal cat. an ocicat or a bengal. both of which are domestics. (im pretty sure) i then stumbled upon a site, which i almost dont even want to mention, where i found all sorts of critters for sale. i realized, yeah.. money can buy just about anything. want a bear? go ahead. many of these breeders of exotic cats, are extremely responsible and require the potential oqner to send them over all of this legal paperwork from the city and state, claming the legality of ownership of an exotic.
but that isnt even really the issue.
having this kitty was not like having a normal cat. for the first few weeks it was literally like having a child, i assume. i had to bottle feed him every three hours. thats no sleeping. they dont go potty alone, so you have to rub their parts to stimulate them to go. i cant even tell you the scare i had when he started throwing up and having diahrrea. frantic late night calls to the lady who could help.
then once that was over, came the trying to get him to eat normal food. because let me tell you.. he LOVED that bottle. would claw your arm worse than any domestic. and i have been clawed by many a cat in my time so, it was in both your best interests to feed him normal food. but that took another few weeks. (p.s. about the food. they dont eat normal cat food. sure you can feed it to them and they will eat it, but dont think about it always being that way.. so un less you have a ton of money to be spending on special food and chicken guts... and other possible supplements...)
next, litter training. once you have dodged the projectile feces a few 100 times (thats what happens when trying to get him to go... it will go.. all over you at times) you have to try and get an non domestic cat to use a litter box. and they cannot have regular litter, the nice kind that clumps. you have the use the recycled newspaper kind. so, heres this kitty, that takes dog sized shits, sometimes in the box, must more often than not, RIGHT outside of it, and pissing. all over the place. he was very good at keeping in in the room we had designated asa the kitty room.. but still. it deosnt smell like roses. and with the litter training, i have never read of an owner having a 100% sucess rate. they dont bury their poo by the way.
next is medical issues. you cant take them to a normal vet. in my research to find him the best vet he could have, i ran across horror stories of the vet administering the wrong type of vaccine and killing their pet. not cool
and to declaw or not.... seeing all the damage he was doing as a kitten.. unfortunately it was in our best interes to declaw him. AND THATS where the problem lies. considering where i stand on declawing... (it is morally wrong) it broke my heart. i wont sit here and say it changed him, or that i think he noticed it, because we had him fixed at the same time) but that almost isnt even the point. its like those asshole who buy fucking african lions and declaw them. thats another topic... but its simply wrong. we kept his back ones which is more than i can say for other people.
i think, what it comes down to in my opinion, is that if you want to see a reason not to have one, go to an animal shelter. go to petfinder.com there are millions of animals without homes. exotics.. you cant just leave a litter box and a can of food there and take off for a weekend. and if youre going to let someone stay there taking care of it, you better trust them completely. a lady i met lost her serval to this. found it a few weeks later dead on the side of the road. poor guy was microchipped and everything. if it runs away, you will never get it back. also, they need to have an outdoor enclosure. as much as he would sleep on the bed, he is still a wild animal. they need the out doors.
i loved that cat so very much, and i wont say that i regret having him. if we hadnt acquired him, soemone else would have, and his fate could have been worse. he is now in a wonderful place with other servals and he will be happy.
so i dont know if that made any one not want to have one, but like i said. go to your local shelter. there are too many animals that die year after eyar who deserve the loving home you could give an exotic. plus with the money yuo would spend on one (exotic) you could buy like 20 regular cats! wouldnt that be great! *sigh* maybe my reasoning wasnt good enough. maybe you would all think those are good reasons to get one. but from the bottom of my heart, if you care about animals as much as i do, please reconsider as many times as you have to until you realize that it is a bad idea. esp those of you who spend all the hours on your machines that you do.
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its sayin' "please take me home and love me" (sorry.. i cant post pics

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we found her in our garden 11 month ago.. probabbly someone throw her out because of she is ugly... she was really ugly when we found her.. anyway this pic taken about 4 month ago.. new she growed and she is becaming a nice cat... she loves to jump and bite my hand while i am walking in the hole.. she lays a trap and attack my legs.. and much more fun.. i think if a cat is ugly; it makes her much smart ;-)

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