For the next hour I will answer all Newbie Questions with a "NO!" - GoFuckYourself.com

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:40 PM

Try me

PersianKitty · 04-15-2003, 05:40 PM

want me to redirect my site to you?

Dildozer · 04-15-2003, 05:40 PM

have you ever had sex?

stocktrader23 · 04-15-2003, 05:41 PM

How much money can you make in porn?

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
want me to redirect my site to you?

Yes (you are not a newbie)

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
How much money can you make in porn?

NO

PersianKitty · 04-15-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk

Yes (you are not a newbie)

You said newbie questions NOT questions from newbies

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
have you ever had sex?

NO - I "MAKE LOVE" sweet friutcake love!

stocktrader23 · 04-15-2003, 05:43 PM

Who's your best sponsor?
How much do you make with them?
How do you advertise them?

How much can I make doing this part time?

How do I start a 100k a day tgp in 12 easy steps?

Can you make me a website and I'll pay you back with traffic when I have some?

Are their any design companies that want to make me a site and I'll send TGP traffic that will never give a shit about getting a design done?

asuna · 04-15-2003, 05:43 PM

last time a girl sat on your lap, did you enjoy it?

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty

You said newbie questions NOT questions from newbies

I MADE THE THREAD, SO I MAKE THE RULES BITCH !!!

NOW - redirrect that fucking percisnpussy site NOW

mrthumbs · 04-15-2003, 05:44 PM

Good stuff Ebus..

KingK7 · 04-15-2003, 05:44 PM

Is there any money in HerbaLife?

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
last time a girl sat on your lap, did you enjoy it?

NO

PersianKitty · 04-15-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk

I MADE THE THREAD, SO I MAKE THE RULES BITCH !!!

NOW - redirrect that fucking percisnpussy site NOW

I'll have to go register percisnpussy.com first.

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
Good stuff Ebus..

NO

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty

I'll have to go register percisnpussy.com first.

NO

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7
Is there any money in HerbaLife?

Yes - dont be stupid

stocktrader23 · 04-15-2003, 05:46 PM

Can I take galleries I find on the hun and use them on my tgp?

Can I copy a gallery I like?

What kind of car do you drive?

What kind of rims are on your car?

Where do you buy traffic?

Who do you trade traffic with?

Is this gallery going to make money?

Why won't the hun take this gallery?

Where do I find scripts?

Where do I find (insert anything that could be found with a search here or google)?

What are you going to think when I make more money than you?

Where can I sign up to this newbie bootcamp?

KingK7 · 04-15-2003, 05:46 PM

Is Denmark a better country than Norway?

Is your IQ over 55?

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Who's your best sponsor?
How much do you make with them?
How do you advertise them?

How much can I make doing this part time?

How do I start a 100k a day tgp in 12 easy steps?

Can you make me a website and I'll pay you back with traffic when I have some?

Are their any design companies that want to make me a site and I'll send TGP traffic that will never give a shit about getting a design done?

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
yes - hungryman

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7
Is Denmark a better country than Norway?

Is your IQ over 55?

NO
NONONONNONONONNONNNONO

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Can I take galleries I find on the hun and use them on my tgp?

Can I copy a gallery I like?

What kind of car do you drive?

What kind of rims are on your car?

Where do you buy traffic?

Who do you trade traffic with?

Is this gallery going to make money?

Why won't the hun take this gallery?

Where do I find scripts?

Where do I find (insert anything that could be found with a search here or google)?

What are you going to think when I make more money than you?

Where can I sign up to this newbie bootcamp?

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

aztecvision · 04-15-2003, 05:48 PM

are you a catcher or a pitcher?

traffictrader · 04-15-2003, 05:48 PM

I slept with your wife, now I have herpes.... is there any way I can get rid of it?

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aztecvision
are you a catcher or a pitcher?

NO

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by traffictrader

[B]I slept with your wife, : NO
now I have herpes : YES
is there any way I can get rid of it? NO

dmv69 · 04-15-2003, 05:52 PM

do you have a penis/dick/schlong/boner ?

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dmv69
do you have a penis/dick/schlong/boner ?

NO - but i like "sword figths"

marty · 04-15-2003, 05:56 PM

Didn't I see you enter the gay dungens in L.A. the other day?

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by marty
Didn't I see you enter the gay dungens in L.A. the other day?

NO - not because I dident want to, but because I dident know it was there - directions?

Marcus · 04-15-2003, 06:03 PM

Should I pop my zits or leave them alone?

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
Should I pop my zits or leave them alone?

NO

spaceboy · 04-15-2003, 06:06 PM

Will you stop porking my Grandma?

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spaceboy
Will you stop porking my Grandma?

NO WAY CLOSET GAY

the_lemur · 04-15-2003, 06:15 PM

1. What is an affiliate program?
2. What is a billing processor?
3. I heard spamming was a good way to bring traffic to my site. How do I spam?

Kray · 04-15-2003, 06:16 PM

do you wanna buy sex.com for a buck?

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the_lemur
1. What is an affiliate program?
2. What is a billing processor?
3. I heard spamming was a good way to bring traffic to my site. How do I spam?

NO
NO
NO

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kray
do you wanna buy sex.com for a buck?

NO

TheJimmy · 04-15-2003, 06:42 PM

Do you like your male anal lovers shaved or hairy?

12clicks · 04-15-2003, 07:25 PM

have you been in this business for more than a week?

StupidNewbie · 04-15-2003, 08:27 PM

berg.the.red · 04-15-2003, 10:38 PM

is the hour up yet ?

Machete_ · 04-16-2003, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by berg.the.red
is the hour up yet ?

What the HELL do you think ?

04-15-2003, 05:40 PM	#1
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04-15-2003, 05:43 PM	#9
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	Who's your best sponsor? How much do you make with them? How do you advertise them? How much can I make doing this part time? How do I start a 100k a day tgp in 12 easy steps? Can you make me a website and I'll pay you back with traffic when I have some? Are their any design companies that want to make me a site and I'll send TGP traffic that will never give a shit about getting a design done? __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

04-15-2003, 05:43 PM	#10
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04-15-2003, 05:44 PM	#12
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04-15-2003, 05:44 PM	#13
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04-15-2003, 05:46 PM	#19
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	Can I take galleries I find on the hun and use them on my tgp? Can I copy a gallery I like? What kind of car do you drive? What kind of rims are on your car? Where do you buy traffic? Who do you trade traffic with? Is this gallery going to make money? Why won't the hun take this gallery? Where do I find scripts? Where do I find (insert anything that could be found with a search here or google)? What are you going to think when I make more money than you? Where can I sign up to this newbie bootcamp? __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

04-15-2003, 05:48 PM	#24
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04-15-2003, 05:48 PM	#25
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04-15-2003, 05:50 PM	#27
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Originally posted by traffictrader [B]I slept with your wife, : NO now I have herpes : YES is there any way I can get rid of it? NO

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04-15-2003, 05:56 PM	#30
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04-15-2003, 06:03 PM	#32
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04-15-2003, 06:15 PM	#36
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04-15-2003, 06:16 PM	#37
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04-15-2003, 07:25 PM	#41
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04-15-2003, 08:27 PM	#42
StupidNewbie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 864	YES

04-15-2003, 10:38 PM	#43
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