For the next hour I will answer all Newbie Questions with a "NO!"
 

Try me :boid :fart :GFYBand

want me to redirect my site to you?

have you ever had sex?

How much money can you make in porn?

Yes (you are not a newbie) :Graucho

NO

You said newbie questions NOT questions from newbies :)

NO - I "MAKE LOVE" sweet friutcake love!

Who's your best sponsor?
How much do you make with them?
How do you advertise them?

How much can I make doing this part time?

How do I start a 100k a day tgp in 12 easy steps?

Can you make me a website and I'll pay you back with traffic when I have some?

Are their any design companies that want to make me a site and I'll send TGP traffic that will never give a shit about getting a design done?

last time a girl sat on your lap, did you enjoy it?

I MADE THE THREAD, SO I MAKE THE RULES BITCH !!!

NOW - redirrect that fucking percisnpussy site NOW

Good stuff Ebus..

Is there any money in HerbaLife?

NO

I'll have to go register percisnpussy.com first.

NO

NO

Yes - dont be stupid

Can I take galleries I find on the hun and use them on my tgp?

Can I copy a gallery I like?

What kind of car do you drive?

What kind of rims are on your car?

Where do you buy traffic?

Who do you trade traffic with?

Is this gallery going to make money?

Why won't the hun take this gallery?

Where do I find scripts?

Where do I find (insert anything that could be found with a search here or google)?

What are you going to think when I make more money than you? :winkwink:

Where can I sign up to this newbie bootcamp?

Is Denmark a better country than Norway?

Is your IQ over 55?

NO
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NO
NO
NO
NO
yes - hungryman :321GFY

NO
NONONONNONONONNONNNONO

NO
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are you a catcher or a pitcher? :1orglaugh

I slept with your wife, now I have herpes.... is there any way I can get rid of it?

NO

Originally posted by traffictrader

[B]I slept with your wife, : NO
now I have herpes : YES
is there any way I can get rid of it? NO

do you have a penis/dick/schlong/boner ?

NO - but i like "sword figths"

Didn't I see you enter the gay dungens in L.A. the other day?

NO - not because I dident want to, but because I dident know it was there - directions?

Should I pop my zits or leave them alone?

NO

Will you stop porking my Grandma?

NO WAY CLOSET GAY

1. What is an affiliate program?
2. What is a billing processor?
3. I heard spamming was a good way to bring traffic to my site. How do I spam?


:1orglaugh

do you wanna buy sex.com for a buck?

NO
NO
NO

NO

Do you like your male anal lovers shaved or hairy?

have you been in this business for more than a week?

YES

is the hour up yet ?

What the HELL do you think ?