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Old 04-15-2003, 03:10 PM   #1
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Why Is It That Only Humans Have To Wipe Their Ass?
You never see a dog or cat having to wipe their ass. Why just us?
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:11 PM   #2
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Even if you were able to lick it, would you?
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:11 PM   #3
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Even if you were able to lick it, would you?

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Old 04-15-2003, 03:11 PM   #4
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I guess its just one of those things that make you say. Hmmmmmmmmm
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:12 PM   #5
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Not really. As pointed out above, animals lick their asses clean.
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:12 PM   #6
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Hindus dont use toilet paper either
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:13 PM   #7
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humans don't enjoy having itchy worm infested bungholes
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:15 PM   #8
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:16 PM   #9
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I would "toss my salad" all day IF I could.

Throw some strawberry jam in there, and lick it till it start bleading I would never leave the house
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:26 PM   #10
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Stop wiping your ass, you stop noticing it after a few days anyway.
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:26 PM   #11
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I would "toss my salad" all day IF I could.

Throw some strawberry jam in there, and lick it till it start bleading I would never leave the house
If I was flexible enough to reach that region, I sure as hell wouldn't spend any time licking my ass..
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:33 PM   #12
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:35 PM   #13
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I would "toss my salad" all day IF I could.

Throw some strawberry jam in there, and lick it till it start bleading I would never leave the house
If fag is what they call a cigarette in the UK, you must be a fucking cigar..

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Old 04-15-2003, 03:37 PM   #14
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It's funny that a cat will lick its ass "clean" and occassionally pause and sniff the air a few times...

(to check on how effective its ass-cleaning efforts were?)....

I wonder if the cats ever think that now they have a mouth that smells like ass instead of an ass that smells like ass.


Cats need to learn from dogs - Drag/clean your ass along the floor/grass/humans & save the licking for the good stuff.
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:39 PM   #15
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I wonder if the cats ever think that now they have a mouth that smells like ass instead of an ass that smells like ass.
I'm sure ebus_dk can answer that one..
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:41 PM   #16
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Did you know that it's impolite to eat with your left hand in many un-cultured countries
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:42 PM   #17
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Cats need to learn from dogs - Drag/clean your ass along the floor/grass/humans & save the licking for the good stuff.
Yeah our dog has been dragging his ass accross the rug in the living room after he takes a dump, and it really pisses me off because I never should have let him see me do that in the first place.
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Did you know that it's impolite to eat with your left hand in many un-cultured countries
What do you mean, un-cultured? Do you know that they probably say the same about you?
And it's not considered "impolite", it's considered unclean.
That's why amputating a hand as punishment for theft in muslim countries is quite a big deal...not only are you handicapped physically, but you'll be shunned by people as unclean, thus less than human.
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I never should have let him see me do that in the first place.

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Old 04-15-2003, 03:50 PM   #20
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I'm sure ebus_dk can answer that one..

I do - I do -- but Im gonne keep it to myself this time
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