Why Is It That Only Humans Have To Wipe Their Ass?
 

You never see a dog or cat having to wipe their ass. Why just us?

Even if you were able to lick it, would you?

:Graucho

I guess its just one of those things that make you say. Hmmmmmmmmm

Not really. As pointed out above, animals lick their asses clean.

Hindus dont use toilet paper either

humans don't enjoy having itchy worm infested bungholes

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/homer.gif"> MMMMMM...... itchy worm infested bunghole.

I would "toss my salad" all day IF I could.

Throw some strawberry jam in there, and lick it till it start bleading :thumbsup I would never leave the house

Stop wiping your ass, you stop noticing it after a few days anyway.

If I was flexible enough to reach that region, I sure as hell wouldn't spend any time licking my ass.. :Graucho

:glugglug

If fag is what they call a cigarette in the UK, you must be a fucking cigar..

Shit breath... :throwup

It's funny that a cat will lick its ass "clean" and occassionally pause and sniff the air a few times...

(to check on how effective its ass-cleaning efforts were?)....

I wonder if the cats ever think that now they have a mouth that smells like ass instead of an ass that smells like ass.


Cats need to learn from dogs - Drag/clean your ass along the floor/grass/humans & save the licking for the good stuff.

I'm sure ebus_dk can answer that one..

Did you know that it's impolite to eat with your left hand in many un-cultured countries

Yeah our dog has been dragging his ass accross the rug in the living room after he takes a dump, and it really pisses me off because I never should have let him see me do that in the first place.

What do you mean, un-cultured? Do you know that they probably say the same about you?
And it's not considered "impolite", it's considered unclean.
That's why amputating a hand as punishment for theft in muslim countries is quite a big deal...not only are you handicapped physically, but you'll be shunned by people as unclean, thus less than human.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I do - I do -- but Im gonne keep it to myself this time :thumbsup