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CDSmith · 04-14-2003, 09:12 PM

Some don't like the way he handles the press and their idiotic questions, some just don't like his face. Rumsfeld might have a scary looking face, but he would serve as a top notch PR rep for anyone... for any star, or any one of you (assuming you needed a PR rep). He does his job very well and he doesn't bite at the loaded slanted misguided questions that some reporters seem to love to toss at him.

Those reporters deserve what they get for asking such assininely misleading questions.

But yeah, Rumsfeld's face looks like he hasn't slept in 47 days after getting his head caught in a vertical power bench vise. His eyes are set far back in their sockets, and he is locked in a permanent full-faced squint, which gives him the look of someone who is either trying to squeeze out a major cheeselog or is about to devour children.

but I still like him. <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">

Mutt · 04-14-2003, 09:30 PM

a man's man. Rummy rulez!

CDSmith · 04-14-2003, 09:51 PM

Where are all the Rumsfeld haters on a Monday night? Where could they be?

gruffy · 04-14-2003, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith

But yeah, Rumsfeld's face looks like he hasn't slept in 47 days after getting his head caught in a vertical power bench vise. His eyes are set far back in their sockets, and he is locked in a permanent full-faced squint, which gives him the look of someone who is either trying to squeeze out a major cheeselog or is about to devour children.

I'm trying to figure out who he resembels more, the grim reaper or the angel of death.

bhutocracy · 04-14-2003, 10:32 PM

LOL! fuck, I thought I was the only one that thought he looked like satan.

BigFrog · 04-14-2003, 10:32 PM

i dont like him. i dont like anyone that serves too long....makes me worry about special interests....

but i do like how he handles the press....always like watching his press conferences.

KRL · 04-14-2003, 11:23 PM

Most powerful and super wealthy men are not good looking.

tygergoddess · 04-14-2003, 11:35 PM

I dunno, all that power makes him kinda sexy...

maybe I need to get out more...

Honeyslut · 04-15-2003, 12:18 AM

Jane Armstrong
Sick Crush

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Every morning I go to the gym, get on a treadmill, and scan the TV wall for the TV that?s set to CNN and hope for a Pentagon press briefing. Then I?ll get to see Donald Rumsfeld. When Donald Rumsfeld is on, I turn the audio to the alt DMX station and crank ugly music through my headset and watch Donald Rumsfeld smile at reporters and mouth words to reporters and make his happy warrior gestures. I ratchet the treadmill up as fast as I can stand it. When I see Donald Rumsfeld, I want to sweat. When I sweat to Donald Rumsfeld, the sweat that runs down my face and onto my lips and into my mouth tastes strange, like moldy almonds.

Donald Rumsfeld looks oddly attractive to me. I?m not impressed by his credentials. I looked up his bio on the internet. It?s a curriculum vita of loathsomeness. He?s licked the ass of everything I hate. He worked for Nixon. He worked for Reagan. He?s been CEO of this and CEO of that and now he?s the Secretary of Defense (again) and is an upper manager of the unofficially declared war on terrorism. But inexplicably, I think he?s handsome, in his bespoke suits and smart-guy glasses, shoulders back in perfect Navy posture. I watch the Pentagon press briefings and imagine Donald Rumsfeld naked.

Superficial observation suggests that Donald Rumsfeld is a man who should never be naked. He?s defined by uniforms, trappings, flags and weaponry, his body hidden behind the podium of his office. But I picture him nude, fit and disciplined, only the gray pubic hair shows his age. I want to undress him. Not Donald Rumsfeld, but ?Donald Rumsfeld??a concept simultaneously despicable and irresistible; a power so fierce I can not avert my attention. I can spend hours with ?Donald Rumsfeld.?

?Donald Rumsfeld? has certain predilections. He likes to play Rape Camp with me. He wants me to be an indigenous person of a vanquished nation. At crucial moments, he makes me scream, ?I am Iraq. Rumsfeld has conquered me.? But ?Rumsfeld? can be kind, all sweets and stockings. He pushes my stringy, dirty hair from my grimy face and says I?m his favorite, with the opportunities afforded by the capitalist West, I could be somebody. I could be anything in the world, says ?Rumsfeld.? Just look at him.

Crush: the frenzy of the admirer crushes the factual existence of the object admired.

During one Pentagon briefing, I can?t resist: I dial the audio over to CNN. Donald Rumsfeld says, ?I know what I know and I know what I don?t know and when it comes to body counts I know that I don?t know.?

Crush: the frenzy of the admirer is crushed as soon as the object admired opens his stupid mouth.

Sick crush: Nevertheless, the frenzy of the admirer necessitates adjustments.

On the TV, Donald Rumsfeld explains his experience with body counts and why he tends to undercount dead bodies. He references Vietnam. He twitches a little half-smile and delicately eases his raised hand downward. The hand is beautiful, the gesture elegant.

I am still on the treadmill, running uphill fast. Poisoned sweat oozes from my pores and I want ?Donald Rumsfeld? to taste it. I want to pound him down with my hatred. I want my sick crush to obliterate ?Donald Rumsfeld,? make him the nullity that Donald Rumsfeld already is. I want to fuck him invisible.

http://www.publicscrutiny.net/2002/p...armstrong.html
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Jane Armstrong teaches writing at Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff. Her stories have appeared in journals such as The North American Review and New Orleans Review, and her commentary in Newsweek and on NPR. She can be reached at [email protected].

CDSmith · 04-15-2003, 02:12 AM

Honey --- that was a glorious read. I truly, wholeheartedly, literally..... laughed my fucking ass off.

Thank you.

oratu · 04-15-2003, 02:13 AM

He rocks Fuck the french

oratu · 04-15-2003, 02:17 AM

I don't like bush very much, don't have any reasons, but I do like the people he has around him. He is a better choice than Gore though. I work with a few secret service agents that were assigned to clintions communications core.

Gore is a big ass

NetRodent · 04-15-2003, 02:17 AM

marty · 04-15-2003, 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by NetRodent

I just peed.

04-14-2003, 09:12 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	You got a problem with Rumsfeld? Do ya? Some don't like the way he handles the press and their idiotic questions, some just don't like his face. Rumsfeld might have a scary looking face, but he would serve as a top notch PR rep for anyone... for any star, or any one of you (assuming you needed a PR rep). He does his job very well and he doesn't bite at the loaded slanted misguided questions that some reporters seem to love to toss at him. Those reporters deserve what they get for asking such assininely misleading questions. But yeah, Rumsfeld's face looks like he hasn't slept in 47 days after getting his head caught in a vertical power bench vise. His eyes are set far back in their sockets, and he is locked in a permanent full-faced squint, which gives him the look of someone who is either trying to squeeze out a major cheeselog or is about to devour children. but I still like him. <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif"> __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

04-14-2003, 09:30 PM	#2
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	a man's man. Rummy rulez! __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

04-14-2003, 09:51 PM	#3
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Where are all the Rumsfeld haters on a Monday night? Where could they be? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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04-14-2003, 11:35 PM	#8
tygergoddess Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In the Middle of the F*ckin' Bible Belt Posts: 95	I dunno, all that power makes him kinda sexy... maybe I need to get out more... __________________ Tyger Goddess

04-14-2003, 10:32 PM	#5
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	LOL! fuck, I thought I was the only one that thought he looked like satan.

04-14-2003, 10:32 PM	#6
BigFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,057	i dont like him. i dont like anyone that serves too long....makes me worry about special interests.... but i do like how he handles the press....always like watching his press conferences.

04-15-2003, 12:18 AM	#9
Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	Jane Armstrong Sick Crush -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every morning I go to the gym, get on a treadmill, and scan the TV wall for the TV that?s set to CNN and hope for a Pentagon press briefing. Then I?ll get to see Donald Rumsfeld. When Donald Rumsfeld is on, I turn the audio to the alt DMX station and crank ugly music through my headset and watch Donald Rumsfeld smile at reporters and mouth words to reporters and make his happy warrior gestures. I ratchet the treadmill up as fast as I can stand it. When I see Donald Rumsfeld, I want to sweat. When I sweat to Donald Rumsfeld, the sweat that runs down my face and onto my lips and into my mouth tastes strange, like moldy almonds. Donald Rumsfeld looks oddly attractive to me. I?m not impressed by his credentials. I looked up his bio on the internet. It?s a curriculum vita of loathsomeness. He?s licked the ass of everything I hate. He worked for Nixon. He worked for Reagan. He?s been CEO of this and CEO of that and now he?s the Secretary of Defense (again) and is an upper manager of the unofficially declared war on terrorism. But inexplicably, I think he?s handsome, in his bespoke suits and smart-guy glasses, shoulders back in perfect Navy posture. I watch the Pentagon press briefings and imagine Donald Rumsfeld naked. Superficial observation suggests that Donald Rumsfeld is a man who should never be naked. He?s defined by uniforms, trappings, flags and weaponry, his body hidden behind the podium of his office. But I picture him nude, fit and disciplined, only the gray pubic hair shows his age. I want to undress him. Not Donald Rumsfeld, but ?Donald Rumsfeld??a concept simultaneously despicable and irresistible; a power so fierce I can not avert my attention. I can spend hours with ?Donald Rumsfeld.? ?Donald Rumsfeld? has certain predilections. He likes to play Rape Camp with me. He wants me to be an indigenous person of a vanquished nation. At crucial moments, he makes me scream, ?I am Iraq. Rumsfeld has conquered me.? But ?Rumsfeld? can be kind, all sweets and stockings. He pushes my stringy, dirty hair from my grimy face and says I?m his favorite, with the opportunities afforded by the capitalist West, I could be somebody. I could be anything in the world, says ?Rumsfeld.? Just look at him. Crush: the frenzy of the admirer crushes the factual existence of the object admired. During one Pentagon briefing, I can?t resist: I dial the audio over to CNN. Donald Rumsfeld says, ?I know what I know and I know what I don?t know and when it comes to body counts I know that I don?t know.? Crush: the frenzy of the admirer is crushed as soon as the object admired opens his stupid mouth. Sick crush: Nevertheless, the frenzy of the admirer necessitates adjustments. On the TV, Donald Rumsfeld explains his experience with body counts and why he tends to undercount dead bodies. He references Vietnam. He twitches a little half-smile and delicately eases his raised hand downward. The hand is beautiful, the gesture elegant. I am still on the treadmill, running uphill fast. Poisoned sweat oozes from my pores and I want ?Donald Rumsfeld? to taste it. I want to pound him down with my hatred. I want my sick crush to obliterate ?Donald Rumsfeld,? make him the nullity that Donald Rumsfeld already is. I want to fuck him invisible. http://www.publicscrutiny.net/2002/p...armstrong.html -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jane Armstrong teaches writing at Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff. Her stories have appeared in journals such as The North American Review and New Orleans Review, and her commentary in Newsweek and on NPR. She can be reached at [email protected]. __________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

04-15-2003, 02:12 AM	#10
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Honey --- that was a glorious read. I truly, wholeheartedly, literally..... laughed my fucking ass off. Thank you. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

04-15-2003, 02:13 AM	#11
oratu Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 155	He rocks Fuck the french

04-15-2003, 02:17 AM	#12
oratu Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 155	I don't like bush very much, don't have any reasons, but I do like the people he has around him. He is a better choice than Gore though. I work with a few secret service agents that were assigned to clintions communications core. Gore is a big ass

04-15-2003, 02:17 AM	#13
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	__________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken