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Old 02-24-2017, 07:10 PM   #1
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Some guy waited 2 hours to sit down to player poker
And I felted him in two hands

Got quad queens, took half his stack...then next hand had the nut flush and felted him

What a fucking cuck. Waits 2 hours to get STACKED in two hands
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Old 02-24-2017, 07:13 PM   #2
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Old 02-24-2017, 07:13 PM   #3
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Old 02-24-2017, 07:13 PM   #4
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Old 02-24-2017, 07:15 PM   #5
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People are so goddam annoying at the poker table, always talk about eating, not paying attention, etc...it PISSES ME OFF
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People are so goddam annoying at the poker table, always talk about eating, not paying attention, etc...it PISSES ME OFF
Why do you continually lie? - You said earlier you were a marine - It's all BS - What are you about really?..
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Old 02-24-2017, 07:22 PM   #7
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Why do you continually lie? - You said earlier you where a marine - It's all BS - What are you about really?..
I am not lying - i just got home from poker
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I am not lying - i just got home from poker
Yes you are - We all know it - You lie all the time...
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Old 02-24-2017, 07:28 PM   #9
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Yes you are - We all know it - You lie all the time...
ugh no im not
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ugh no im not
OK - I am sure you are right - lol...
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OK - I am sure you are right - lol...
i am......
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i am......
You tell so many lies why should we believe you on this?..
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Liar...

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The probability of a four of a kind in seven cards is 0.00168067, the probability of the nut flush is 0.00227851.

The odds of hitting both of these in back to back hands is 1 out of 573,000.

I call bullshit.
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Old 02-24-2017, 07:48 PM   #17
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The probability of a four of a kind in seven cards is 0.00168067, the probability of the nut flush is 0.00227851.

The odds of hitting both of these in back to back hands is 1 out of 573,000.

I call bullshit.
Just one card each time in my possession...

I had Ace Queen...flop came Queen 3 queen...then another queen then a nine...

2nd hand I had Ace of clubs and 10 of diamonds...it went heart club club club club

FELTED!

Those calculations are wrong btw you idiot! ROFL
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Just one card each time in my possession...

I had Ace Queen...flop came Queen 3 queen...then another queen then a nine...

2nd hand I had Ace of clubs and 10 of diamonds...it went heart club club club club

FELTED!

Those calculations are wrong btw you idiot! ROFL

Total of 7 cards, sport. Doesn't change the math.
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Total of 7 cards, sport. Doesn't change the math.
Well that's how it went down, chief
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Well that's how it went down, chief
Did you learn to play in the marines?..
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Did you learn to play in the marines?..
No, learned last year
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So you were a marine?..
Beyond any doubt he was not a Marine.
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You felted him with two hands and mouth
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So sad to wait two hours and then get STACKED in 5 minutes/2 hands ROFL! I can't stop chuckling
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So you were a marine?..
More like Navy. Seeing how he loves semen
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Just one card each time in my possession...

I had Ace Queen...flop came Queen 3 queen...then another queen then a nine...

2nd hand I had Ace of clubs and 10 of diamonds...it went heart club club club club

FELTED!

Those calculations are wrong btw you idiot! ROFL
you'd have to be a fool to play half your stack with three queens on the table - or be the worlds best bluffer.
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Nice intro on your pokeradventures with the goal to ask for a 10k loan later...

How transpicuous...

...building credibility takes a bit bit longer then 1 day....
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I have my own poker name "Phat Boy Poker" don't look me up though... I am crap
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Just got felted at the 2-5 table, hey it goes in waves!
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And I felted him in two hands

Got quad queens, took half his stack...then next hand had the nut flush and felted him

What a fucking cuck. Waits 2 hours to get STACKED in two hands
You have a good imagination.
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