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JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:10 PM
Some guy waited 2 hours to sit down to player poker
 
And I felted him in two hands :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Got quad queens, took half his stack...then next hand had the nut flush and felted him :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What a fucking cuck. Waits 2 hours to get STACKED in two hands :1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 02-24-2017 07:13 PM
Don't spend both dollars at once baller OP

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:13 PM
I won $450 today

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 07:13 PM
Of course you did dear...

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:15 PM
People are so goddam annoying at the poker table, always talk about eating, not paying attention, etc...it PISSES ME OFF

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21573907)
People are so goddam annoying at the poker table, always talk about eating, not paying attention, etc...it PISSES ME OFF
Why do you continually lie? - You said earlier you were a marine - It's all BS - What are you about really?..

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21573931)
Why do you continually lie? - You said earlier you where a marine - It's all BS - What are you about really?..
I am not lying - i just got home from poker

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21573937)
I am not lying - i just got home from poker
Yes you are - We all know it - You lie all the time...

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21573943)
Yes you are - We all know it - You lie all the time...
ugh no im not

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21573952)
ugh no im not
OK - I am sure you are right - lol...

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21573964)
OK - I am sure you are right - lol...
i am......

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21573970)
i am......
You tell so many lies why should we believe you on this?..

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:40 PM
felted in 2 hands

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21573976)
felted in 2 hands
Liar...

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JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:43 PM
it happened

RedFred 02-24-2017 07:45 PM
The probability of a four of a kind in seven cards is 0.00168067, the probability of the nut flush is 0.00227851.

The odds of hitting both of these in back to back hands is 1 out of 573,000.

I call bullshit.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21573997)
The probability of a four of a kind in seven cards is 0.00168067, the probability of the nut flush is 0.00227851.

The odds of hitting both of these in back to back hands is 1 out of 573,000.

I call bullshit.
Just one card each time in my possession...

I had Ace Queen...flop came Queen 3 queen...then another queen then a nine...

2nd hand I had Ace of clubs and 10 of diamonds...it went heart club club club club

FELTED!

Those calculations are wrong btw you idiot! ROFL

RedFred 02-24-2017 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21574003)
Just one card each time in my possession...

I had Ace Queen...flop came Queen 3 queen...then another queen then a nine...

2nd hand I had Ace of clubs and 10 of diamonds...it went heart club club club club

FELTED!

Those calculations are wrong btw you idiot! ROFL

Total of 7 cards, sport. Doesn't change the math.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21574006)
Total of 7 cards, sport. Doesn't change the math.
Well that's how it went down, chief

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21574009)
Well that's how it went down, chief
Did you learn to play in the marines?..

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21574024)
Did you learn to play in the marines?..
No, learned last year

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21574027)
No, learned last year
So you were a marine?..

Steve Rupe 02-24-2017 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21574036)
So you were a marine?..
Beyond any doubt he was not a Marine.

beerptrol 02-24-2017 08:11 PM
You felted him with two hands and mouth

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 08:12 PM
So sad to wait two hours and then get STACKED in 5 minutes/2 hands ROFL! I can't stop chuckling

beerptrol 02-24-2017 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21574036)
So you were a marine?..
More like Navy. Seeing how he loves semen

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-24-2017 08:13 PM
you guys are just oh so funny

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-25-2017 01:58 PM
too funny

rogueteens 02-25-2017 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21574003)
Just one card each time in my possession...

I had Ace Queen...flop came Queen 3 queen...then another queen then a nine...

2nd hand I had Ace of clubs and 10 of diamonds...it went heart club club club club

FELTED!

Those calculations are wrong btw you idiot! ROFL
you'd have to be a fool to play half your stack with three queens on the table - or be the worlds best bluffer.

Struggle4Bucks 02-25-2017 02:37 PM
Nice intro on your pokeradventures with the goal to ask for a 10k loan later...

How transpicuous...

...building credibility takes a bit bit longer then 1 day....

TrashyContent 02-25-2017 02:54 PM
Hmmmm...
 
I have my own poker name "Phat Boy Poker" don't look me up though... I am crap :321GFY

marlboroack 02-25-2017 05:47 PM
Nice :pimp

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-26-2017 01:10 PM
Just got felted at the 2-5 table, hey it goes in waves!

bronco67 02-26-2017 01:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21573889)
And I felted him in two hands :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Got quad queens, took half his stack...then next hand had the nut flush and felted him :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What a fucking cuck. Waits 2 hours to get STACKED in two hands :1orglaugh
You have a good imagination.

nico-t 02-26-2017 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21573889)
What a fucking cuck.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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