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02-23-2017, 06:30 AM
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Downshifter
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Tips on how to get a threesome with your single MILF neighbour
or How would I promote a Viagra like or Penis extender if i was in that business . . .
1. You bang your wife loud enough so the downstairs single MILF neighbour hears it all. 2. Say hi to that MILF every day, open a door for her, be kind and polite. 3. Make an eye contact with MILF and smile, see if she smiles back. 4. After repeating #1 for a week, ask MILF what is it she smiles back each day smile in return. 5. Make an eye contact, smile and ask a MILF if she feels like joining to find out what the noise is about. If she accepts tell her to fix it with your wife, let the girls do the talking first. 6. Meet a MILF within a day or two and just confirm her coming over, go buy some fine wine. 7. Expect your dream to come true, don't forget to buy THIS PILL to make it right. Keep doing #1 every night !
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02-23-2017, 06:40 AM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Does it work with DILFs?..
I will do some research..... |
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02-23-2017, 08:02 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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hahaha, good advice
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02-23-2017, 08:14 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Whip out the balboski and say you can't handle this
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02-23-2017, 09:20 AM
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02-23-2017, 09:26 AM
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StraightBro
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8. FreeBall in sports shorts as often as possible so she knows you're packing a punch
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02-23-2017, 09:53 AM
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02-23-2017, 10:49 AM
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This discreet move always gets the ladies attention, and wet 
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02-23-2017, 03:37 PM
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you all get a few drinks down you and then bring up the subject. oh, a tip, donīt do 3somes with neighbors, too close for comfort. Only trouble will lead from it
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02-23-2017, 03:46 PM
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 His wife did that..... |
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02-23-2017, 06:06 PM
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See signature :)
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That might work, with couple fixes and twists to the plan
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02-24-2017, 03:37 AM
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1. get chloroform
2. ???? 3. profit. good old way.
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02-24-2017, 03:39 AM
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StraightBro
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^^^ This
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02-24-2017, 04:12 AM
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It might work..
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