Originally Posted by Sid70

or How would I promote a Viagra like or Penis extender if i was in that business . . .

1. You bang your wife loud enough so the downstairs single MILF neighbour hears it all.
2. Say hi to that MILF every day, open a door for her, be kind and polite.
3. Make an eye contact with MILF and smile, see if she smiles back.
4. After repeating #1 for a week, ask MILF what is it she smiles back each day smile in return.
5. Make an eye contact, smile and ask a MILF if she feels like joining to find out what the noise is about. If she accepts tell her to fix it with your wife, let the girls do the talking first.
6. Meet a MILF within a day or two and just confirm her coming over, go buy some fine wine.
7. Expect your dream to come true, don't forget to buy THIS PILL to make it right.

Keep doing #1 every night !