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Massivecock · 04-10-2003, 07:42 AM

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

check it out!

mule · 04-10-2003, 07:49 AM

Fuck...if they hadn't been executed, most of 'em would have died of high cholesterol

JayJay · 04-10-2003, 07:59 AM

very interesting

kush2 · 04-10-2003, 08:09 AM

I'm hungry now

mule · 04-10-2003, 08:09 AM

This guy must've had a serious tapeworm:

Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb

JayJay · 04-10-2003, 08:14 AM

Kind of Sad aswell

tony286 · 04-10-2003, 08:15 AM

This was my favorite :One whole fried chicken (extra crispy), salad with Thousand Island dressing, French toast, two diet Cokes, one apple pie, and French fries

Got to watch our figure lol

JayJay · 04-10-2003, 08:17 AM

LoL watch out for Laborers!

Danny_C · 04-10-2003, 08:17 AM

I'd ask for an all-you-can-eat buffet for my last meal, and then I'd never stop eating.

mastamindz · 04-10-2003, 08:24 AM

I think I'd consume large amounts of some type of explosive. Just so I could go out in style when the plug me in.

dd2 · 04-10-2003, 08:38 AM

A few dozen can of baked beans and a curry would be quite good, getting the reaction of the crows as I let rip just before getting fried.

LadyMischief · 04-10-2003, 08:45 AM

One asked for a pot of coffee, the other wanted a bag of assorted jolly ranchers.. haha wtf?
1 jar of dill pickles.

I'd be asking for kobe beef n shit like that :P

This one cracks me up too..
Justice, Equality, World Peace

Definitely some crazy shit. Neat post!

PostWhore · 04-10-2003, 09:35 AM

very interesting

Tala · 04-10-2003, 09:46 AM

Very interesting.

What would be YOUR last meal? I think mine would be prime rib, (rare), crablegs, baked potato, butter sour cream, cheese and chives, a slice of lemon merangue pie, hot fudge sunade, and vanila coke.

Of course, since I'm not slated to die I can change this at will.

mule · 04-10-2003, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
What would be YOUR last meal?

I doubt I'd have much of an appetite

eiht_98 · 04-10-2003, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule

I doubt I'd have much of an appetite

me neither...I don't know how could I eat in a situation like that

Warden · 04-10-2003, 11:25 AM

In addition to getting their last meal they should also have a prison career day. such as gang leader for a day, or warden for a day, or punk/daddy/sissy for the day.

Tuga · 04-10-2003, 11:36 AM

So many people asked for hamburgers.... are all americans like that or just the ones who murder people??? I like hamburgers, but there's a dozen meals I would rather have!

kristin · 04-10-2003, 11:37 AM

Criminals really like their red meat....

eroswebmaster · 04-10-2003, 12:00 PM

I remember when this happened...I was just a kid:

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...ted/obryan.jpg

Poisoned halloween candy...what we all feared and it ended up being the kid's own father.

rbrruss · 04-10-2003, 12:11 PM

I remember seeing somewhere that the last meal must be under a certain price. Maybe that would explain the preponderence of things like hamburgers.

eroswebmaster · 04-10-2003, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rbrruss
I remember seeing somewhere that the last meal must be under a certain price. Maybe that would explain the preponderence of things like hamburgers.

Quote:

The final meal requested may not reflect the actual final meal served.

Yeah in other words those 2 double cheeseburgers, onion rings, vanilla shake, 30 pieces of shrimp etc..etc.. became

1 #4 at McDonald's supersized.

Fletch XXX · 04-10-2003, 12:42 PM

many of them refused last meals.

JDog · 04-10-2003, 01:18 PM

yea, i oftened wonder if they get what they want? ya know? It is their last meal. Shit, I myself would just go for that #4 at McD's. LOL

JDog

FreeHugeMovies · 04-10-2003, 01:21 PM

No Ryans Buffet?

KrazieSweets · 04-10-2003, 01:31 PM

take a look at this one

Twenty-four soft shell tacos, six enchiladas, six tostados, two whole onions, five jalapenos, two cheeseburgers, one chocolate shake, one quart of milk and one package of Marlboro cigarettes. (Prohibited by TDCJ policy)

Antonio · 04-10-2003, 02:43 PM

Quote:

This was my favorite :One whole fried chicken (extra crispy), salad with Thousand Island dressing, French toast, two diet Cokes, one apple pie, and French fries

That's the one that made me laugh too....

sandz · 04-10-2003, 04:26 PM

I suppose the more you eat the more mess they have to clean up?

Cheshire · 04-10-2003, 05:11 PM

How can people eat like that??

If I ate any one of those meals spread out all across a single day, I'd still weigh in at least 4 lbs heavier the next morning.

Man did I get F*cked on the genetics. Oh well, at least I'm not a murderer... yet

PersianKitty · 04-10-2003, 05:26 PM

I just hope they get a long bathroom break before heading to the electric chair.

PersianKitty · 04-10-2003, 05:29 PM

I like this one..

"Cheeseburger (extra cheese, pickles, onion, lettuce, and salad dressing), tray of French fries, bottle of ketchup, 25 breaded fried shrimp, four cans of pineapple juice, two banana splits, bottle of Hershey's syrup, and one jar of apple butter jam"

Okay.. why 25 shrimp.. not 24 and not 26, but 25. And heck.. apple butter jam and nothing to put it on?? where's da biscuits?

notion · 04-10-2003, 05:31 PM

If I was asked what my last meal would be, it would be 1 bottle of vodka.

Plat · 04-10-2003, 05:52 PM

253 Offender Information
Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers

-=HOAX=- · 04-10-2003, 05:55 PM

Read some of the Offender Info...you can see the tortured soul inside each pic.

This one:

"Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices"

Makes me want to go home and hug my daughter...

snowpimp · 04-10-2003, 05:56 PM

I would request 2 dozen escargots, 6 frog legs, 2 london broil steaks with green peppercorn sauce, 1 small duck a l'orange, rice pilaf, mixed sauteed veggies with lots of garlic and a large glass of milk.

Somehow I don't think i'd fit in jail! lol fried chicken and cheesburgers for my last meal just wouldn't be right.....

-=HOAX=- · 04-10-2003, 05:56 PM

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...t/dowthitt.jpg

sick fuck...

-=HOAX=- · 04-10-2003, 05:58 PM

Surf and Turf...

If I couldn't have that...4 bags of peppered beef jerky and a 6 pack of near beer...since alchohol would be prohibited.

snowpimp · 04-10-2003, 06:07 PM

lol this is a good one
"a pot of coffee"

freeadultcontent · 04-10-2003, 06:16 PM

Same meal that is served to all other offenders in the main dining room...

another.

Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person

Randy · 04-10-2003, 08:06 PM

I dont understand why all these guys ordered breakfast????
I mean I like breakfast but not my last meal.
Good God! I cant imagine facing death without a martini!

Randy · 04-10-2003, 08:10 PM

Good God!
This proves there is a link between ones diet and MURDER....

04-10-2003, 07:42 AM	#1
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04-10-2003, 08:09 AM	#5
mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	This guy must've had a serious tapeworm: Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb __________________ Converting like a mofo

04-10-2003, 08:24 AM	#10
mastamindz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,547	I think I'd consume large amounts of some type of explosive. Just so I could go out in style when the plug me in. __________________ If you click here, you will make money.

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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	One asked for a pot of coffee, the other wanted a bag of assorted jolly ranchers.. haha wtf? 1 jar of dill pickles. I'd be asking for kobe beef n shit like that :P This one cracks me up too.. Justice, Equality, World Peace Definitely some crazy shit. Neat post! __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

04-10-2003, 07:59 AM	#3
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	very interesting

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JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	Kind of Sad aswell

04-10-2003, 08:15 AM	#7
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	This was my favorite :One whole fried chicken (extra crispy), salad with Thousand Island dressing, French toast, two diet Cokes, one apple pie, and French fries Got to watch our figure lol

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Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	I'd ask for an all-you-can-eat buffet for my last meal, and then I'd never stop eating.

04-10-2003, 08:38 AM	#11
dd2 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Owned !! Posts: 419	A few dozen can of baked beans and a curry would be quite good, getting the reaction of the crows as I let rip just before getting fried.

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Very interesting. What would be YOUR last meal? I think mine would be prime rib, (rare), crablegs, baked potato, butter sour cream, cheese and chives, a slice of lemon merangue pie, hot fudge sunade, and vanila coke. Of course, since I'm not slated to die I can change this at will. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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04-10-2003, 11:36 AM	#18
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JDog Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canby, OR Posts: 7,453	yea, i oftened wonder if they get what they want? ya know? It is their last meal. Shit, I myself would just go for that #4 at McD's. LOL JDog

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KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060	take a look at this one Twenty-four soft shell tacos, six enchiladas, six tostados, two whole onions, five jalapenos, two cheeseburgers, one chocolate shake, one quart of milk and one package of Marlboro cigarettes. (Prohibited by TDCJ policy)

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	How can people eat like that?? If I ate any one of those meals spread out all across a single day, I'd still weigh in at least 4 lbs heavier the next morning. Man did I get F*cked on the genetics. Oh well, at least I'm not a murderer... yet __________________ just a little bit naughty

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	I like this one.. "Cheeseburger (extra cheese, pickles, onion, lettuce, and salad dressing), tray of French fries, bottle of ketchup, 25 breaded fried shrimp, four cans of pineapple juice, two banana splits, bottle of Hershey's syrup, and one jar of apple butter jam" Okay.. why 25 shrimp.. not 24 and not 26, but 25. And heck.. apple butter jam and nothing to put it on?? where's da biscuits? __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

04-10-2003, 05:31 PM	#32
notion Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: el toro, ca. Posts: 293	If I was asked what my last meal would be, it would be 1 bottle of vodka. __________________ sekz.

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Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	253 Offender Information Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers __________________ Im fuckin retired

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Read some of the Offender Info...you can see the tortured soul inside each pic. This one: "Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices" Makes me want to go home and hug my daughter... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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snowpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: South Lake Tahoe, CA Posts: 1,099	I would request 2 dozen escargots, 6 frog legs, 2 london broil steaks with green peppercorn sauce, 1 small duck a l'orange, rice pilaf, mixed sauteed veggies with lots of garlic and a large glass of milk. Somehow I don't think i'd fit in jail! lol fried chicken and cheesburgers for my last meal just wouldn't be right..... __________________ HIGH QUALITY ADULT AND NON-ADULT DESIGN/MARKETING WORK SINCE 1997!! Yan - ICQ # 4790444 - Phone: 530-544-7058 SIGNS, GRAPHICS & PRINTING ~ NETWORKING AND IT SERVICES

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Surf and Turf... If I couldn't have that...4 bags of peppered beef jerky and a 6 pack of near beer...since alchohol would be prohibited. __________________ Insert Value Here.

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snowpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: South Lake Tahoe, CA Posts: 1,099	lol this is a good one "a pot of coffee" __________________ HIGH QUALITY ADULT AND NON-ADULT DESIGN/MARKETING WORK SINCE 1997!! Yan - ICQ # 4790444 - Phone: 530-544-7058 SIGNS, GRAPHICS & PRINTING ~ NETWORKING AND IT SERVICES

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freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	Same meal that is served to all other offenders in the main dining room... another. Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites Last edited by freeadultcontent; 04-10-2003 at 06:20 PM..

04-10-2003, 08:06 PM	#40
Randy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 335	I dont understand why all these guys ordered breakfast???? I mean I like breakfast but not my last meal. Good God! I cant imagine facing death without a martini! __________________ Thanks Randy [email protected]