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Massivecock 04-10-2003 07:42 AM

Death Row Last meals - Complete Listing!
 
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

check it out!

mule 04-10-2003 07:49 AM

Fuck...if they hadn't been executed, most of 'em would have died of high cholesterol

JayJay 04-10-2003 07:59 AM

very interesting :thumbsup

kush2 04-10-2003 08:09 AM

I'm hungry now

mule 04-10-2003 08:09 AM

This guy must've had a serious tapeworm:

Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb

JayJay 04-10-2003 08:14 AM

Kind of Sad aswell

tony286 04-10-2003 08:15 AM

This was my favorite :One whole fried chicken (extra crispy), salad with Thousand Island dressing, French toast, two diet Cokes, one apple pie, and French fries

Got to watch our figure lol

JayJay 04-10-2003 08:17 AM

LoL watch out for Laborers!

Danny_C 04-10-2003 08:17 AM

I'd ask for an all-you-can-eat buffet for my last meal, and then I'd never stop eating.

mastamindz 04-10-2003 08:24 AM

I think I'd consume large amounts of some type of explosive. Just so I could go out in style when the plug me in.

dd2 04-10-2003 08:38 AM

A few dozen can of baked beans and a curry would be quite good, getting the reaction of the crows as I let rip just before getting fried.

LadyMischief 04-10-2003 08:45 AM

One asked for a pot of coffee, the other wanted a bag of assorted jolly ranchers.. haha wtf?
1 jar of dill pickles.

I'd be asking for kobe beef n shit like that :P


This one cracks me up too..
Justice, Equality, World Peace

Definitely some crazy shit. Neat post!:thumbsup

PostWhore 04-10-2003 09:35 AM

very interesting

Tala 04-10-2003 09:46 AM

Very interesting.

What would be YOUR last meal? I think mine would be prime rib, (rare), crablegs, baked potato, butter sour cream, cheese and chives, a slice of lemon merangue pie, hot fudge sunade, and vanila coke.

Of course, since I'm not slated to die I can change this at will. :glugglug

mule 04-10-2003 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
What would be YOUR last meal?
I doubt I'd have much of an appetite :(

eiht_98 04-10-2003 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule

I doubt I'd have much of an appetite :(

me neither...I don't know how could I eat in a situation like that

Warden 04-10-2003 11:25 AM

In addition to getting their last meal they should also have a prison career day. such as gang leader for a day, or warden for a day, or punk/daddy/sissy for the day.

Tuga 04-10-2003 11:36 AM

So many people asked for hamburgers.... are all americans like that or just the ones who murder people??? I like hamburgers, but there's a dozen meals I would rather have!

kristin 04-10-2003 11:37 AM

Criminals really like their red meat....

eroswebmaster 04-10-2003 12:00 PM

I remember when this happened...I was just a kid:

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...ted/obryan.jpg


Poisoned halloween candy...what we all feared and it ended up being the kid's own father.

rbrruss 04-10-2003 12:11 PM

I remember seeing somewhere that the last meal must be under a certain price. Maybe that would explain the preponderence of things like hamburgers.

eroswebmaster 04-10-2003 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rbrruss
I remember seeing somewhere that the last meal must be under a certain price. Maybe that would explain the preponderence of things like hamburgers.

Quote:

The final meal requested may not reflect the actual final meal served.
Yeah in other words those 2 double cheeseburgers, onion rings, vanilla shake, 30 pieces of shrimp etc..etc.. became


1 #4 at McDonald's supersized.

Fletch XXX 04-10-2003 12:42 PM

many of them refused last meals.

JDog 04-10-2003 01:18 PM

yea, i oftened wonder if they get what they want? ya know? It is their last meal. Shit, I myself would just go for that #4 at McD's. LOL

JDog

FreeHugeMovies 04-10-2003 01:21 PM

No Ryans Buffet?

KrazieSweets 04-10-2003 01:31 PM

take a look at this one

Twenty-four soft shell tacos, six enchiladas, six tostados, two whole onions, five jalapenos, two cheeseburgers, one chocolate shake, one quart of milk and one package of Marlboro cigarettes. (Prohibited by TDCJ policy)

Antonio 04-10-2003 02:43 PM

Quote:

This was my favorite :One whole fried chicken (extra crispy), salad with Thousand Island dressing, French toast, two diet Cokes, one apple pie, and French fries
That's the one that made me laugh too....

sandz 04-10-2003 04:26 PM

I suppose the more you eat the more mess they have to clean up? :feels-hot

Cheshire 04-10-2003 05:11 PM

How can people eat like that??

If I ate any one of those meals spread out all across a single day, I'd still weigh in at least 4 lbs heavier the next morning.

Man did I get F*cked on the genetics. Oh well, at least I'm not a murderer... yet :feels-hot

PersianKitty 04-10-2003 05:26 PM

I just hope they get a long bathroom break before heading to the electric chair.

PersianKitty 04-10-2003 05:29 PM

I like this one..

"Cheeseburger (extra cheese, pickles, onion, lettuce, and salad dressing), tray of French fries, bottle of ketchup, 25 breaded fried shrimp, four cans of pineapple juice, two banana splits, bottle of Hershey's syrup, and one jar of apple butter jam"

Okay.. why 25 shrimp.. not 24 and not 26, but 25. And heck.. apple butter jam and nothing to put it on?? where's da biscuits?

notion 04-10-2003 05:31 PM

If I was asked what my last meal would be, it would be 1 bottle of vodka.

Plat 04-10-2003 05:52 PM

253 Offender Information
Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers


:winkwink:

-=HOAX=- 04-10-2003 05:55 PM

Read some of the Offender Info...you can see the tortured soul inside each pic.


This one:

"Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices"

Makes me want to go home and hug my daughter...

snowpimp 04-10-2003 05:56 PM

I would request 2 dozen escargots, 6 frog legs, 2 london broil steaks with green peppercorn sauce, 1 small duck a l'orange, rice pilaf, mixed sauteed veggies with lots of garlic and a large glass of milk.

Somehow I don't think i'd fit in jail! lol fried chicken and cheesburgers for my last meal just wouldn't be right.....

-=HOAX=- 04-10-2003 05:56 PM

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...t/dowthitt.jpg


sick fuck...

-=HOAX=- 04-10-2003 05:58 PM

Surf and Turf...

If I couldn't have that...4 bags of peppered beef jerky and a 6 pack of near beer...since alchohol would be prohibited.

snowpimp 04-10-2003 06:07 PM

lol this is a good one
"a pot of coffee"

freeadultcontent 04-10-2003 06:16 PM

Same meal that is served to all other offenders in the main dining room...


another.

Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person

Randy 04-10-2003 08:06 PM

I dont understand why all these guys ordered breakfast????
I mean I like breakfast but not my last meal.
Good God! I cant imagine facing death without a martini!

Randy 04-10-2003 08:10 PM

Good God!
This proves there is a link between ones diet and MURDER....


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