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| View Poll Results: Last call at the bar, and it's 2 a.m. You are horny... who do you choose? | |||
| A really ugly hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and serious gum disease |
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12 | 46.15% |
| a muscular black transexual, who has you by about 100 lbs and smells like an out house |
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1 | 3.85% |
| a very good looking gay man, who's name is Terrance |
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13 | 50.00% |
| a fat man with a german shepard on a leash, and a box of dog condoms |
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0 | 0% |
| Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: somewheres wet
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Last call at the bar, you are out of town, and it's 2 a.m.
You are typically horny and you are approached by one of the following; 1) A really ugly hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and serious gum disease 2) a muscular black transexual, who has you by about 100 lbs 3) a very good looking gay man 4) a fat man with a german shepard on a leash, and a box of dog condoms well... you have to pic one |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Back in the USSA
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Copenhagen
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Orange County, CA
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Damn, thats not a whole lot of options
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Rosen-Villin
Posts: 5,738
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When in doubt, always go with B.O.B.
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Will code for food...
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Buckeye, AZ
Posts: 8,496
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how the fuck am i supposed to get my dick up with any of those?
even if its a chick, as long as i'm not attracted to her, i rather jerk off..
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bostonnnn
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc"
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Battery operated boyfriends
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 1,656
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I rather have my dick fall off from fucking a dirty 'ol whore than getting a heady or farter job from a queer.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Deep With In Your Mind
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5) A really ugly black transexual muscular hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and a german shepard with a fat man with serious gum disease on a leash.
Ah, no I think I will pass and just order a Zombie and dream of Cheshire Oz |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 10,585
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Well, if I have to pick one, then I assume the one has to be down for it. If Terrance is gay, I guess that is his lookout not mine. I'll take the hottie, thanks.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 200
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yeah, option 5 is better.....
to go fuck yourself |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 494
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I like to have sex with dogs, it's fun.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: somewheres wet
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I can't believe there are no animal lover here
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 434
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i would choose my hand or with those choices..
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Corona Del Mar, CA
Posts: 10,520
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I need barwatch v3.0 so i can scope the bars out before i leave my house
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Valencia, CA
Posts: 2,906
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Better yet. Assuming you?re a straight male and you were being forced by gunpoint would you rather:
A) Have sex with another man (the man of your choice and choice of position) OR B) Have sex with a female animal of your choice Some fellow ex-IGallery cohorts and I had this conversation one day during lunch for the whole restaurant to hear. I chose the animal only because the animal isn't going to go back and tell anyone. About 4 guys at the table said another man. I made sure to never walk in front of those 4 again. - True story |
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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Location: Internet
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