...last call at the bar, who do you choose... ?
 

Last call at the bar, you are out of town, and it's 2 a.m.

You are typically horny and you are approached by one of the following;

1) A really ugly hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and serious gum disease

2) a muscular black transexual, who has you by about 100 lbs

3) a very good looking gay man

4) a fat man with a german shepard on a leash, and a box of dog condoms

well... you have to pic one

No, I don't. That's the first lesson in finding worthwhile girls.

:thumbsup

Mark

Damn, thats not a whole lot of options

When in doubt, always go with B.O.B.

how the fuck am i supposed to get my dick up with any of those?



even if its a chick, as long as i'm not attracted to her, i rather jerk off..

Back of book?

Battery operated boyfriends

I rather have my dick fall off from fucking a dirty 'ol whore than getting a heady or farter job from a queer.

5) A really ugly black transexual muscular hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and a german shepard with a fat man with serious gum disease on a leash.
:helpme

Ah, no I think I will pass and just order a Zombie and dream of Cheshire
:winkwink:

:Graucho
Oz

Well, if I have to pick one, then I assume the one has to be down for it. If Terrance is gay, I guess that is his lookout not mine. I'll take the hottie, thanks.

--Amelia

yeah, option 5 is better.....

to go fuck yourself

I like to have sex with dogs, it's fun.

I can't believe there are no animal lover here:Graucho

i would choose my hand or with those choices..

I need barwatch v3.0 so i can scope the bars out before i leave my house

Better yet. Assuming you?re a straight male and you were being forced by gunpoint would you rather:

A) Have sex with another man (the man of your choice and choice of position)

OR
B) Have sex with a female animal of your choice

Some fellow ex-IGallery cohorts and I had this conversation one day during lunch for the whole restaurant to hear. I chose the animal only because the animal isn't going to go back and tell anyone. About 4 guys at the table said another man. I made sure to never walk in front of those 4 again. - True story

:321GFY