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View Poll Results: Last call at the bar, and it's 2 a.m. You are horny... who do you choose?
A really ugly hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and serious gum disease 12 46.15%
a muscular black transexual, who has you by about 100 lbs and smells like an out house 1 3.85%
a very good looking gay man, who's name is Terrance 13 50.00%
a fat man with a german shepard on a leash, and a box of dog condoms 0 0%
Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 04-08-2003, 01:38 PM   #1
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...last call at the bar, who do you choose... ?

Last call at the bar, you are out of town, and it's 2 a.m.

You are typically horny and you are approached by one of the following;

1) A really ugly hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and serious gum disease

2) a muscular black transexual, who has you by about 100 lbs

3) a very good looking gay man

4) a fat man with a german shepard on a leash, and a box of dog condoms

well... you have to pic one
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Old 04-08-2003, 01:42 PM   #2
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well... you have to pic one
No, I don't. That's the first lesson in finding worthwhile girls.
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Old 04-08-2003, 01:46 PM   #3
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No, I don't. That's the first lesson in finding worthwhile girls.


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Old 04-08-2003, 01:47 PM   #4
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Damn, thats not a whole lot of options
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Old 04-08-2003, 01:50 PM   #5
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When in doubt, always go with B.O.B.
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Old 04-08-2003, 01:51 PM   #6
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how the fuck am i supposed to get my dick up with any of those?



even if its a chick, as long as i'm not attracted to her, i rather jerk off..
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:07 PM   #7
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:41 PM   #8
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Old 04-08-2003, 06:41 PM   #9
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I rather have my dick fall off from fucking a dirty 'ol whore than getting a heady or farter job from a queer.
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Old 04-08-2003, 09:58 PM   #10
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5) A really ugly black transexual muscular hooker with a bunch of missing teeth and a german shepard with a fat man with serious gum disease on a leash.


Ah, no I think I will pass and just order a Zombie and dream of Cheshire



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Old 04-08-2003, 10:33 PM   #11
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Well, if I have to pick one, then I assume the one has to be down for it. If Terrance is gay, I guess that is his lookout not mine. I'll take the hottie, thanks.

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Old 04-08-2003, 10:38 PM   #12
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yeah, option 5 is better.....

to go fuck yourself
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Old 04-08-2003, 11:05 PM   #13
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Old 04-08-2003, 11:19 PM   #14
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Old 04-08-2003, 11:21 PM   #15
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i would choose my hand or with those choices..
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Old 04-08-2003, 11:39 PM   #16
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I need barwatch v3.0 so i can scope the bars out before i leave my house
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Old 04-08-2003, 11:52 PM   #17
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Better yet. Assuming you?re a straight male and you were being forced by gunpoint would you rather:

A) Have sex with another man (the man of your choice and choice of position)

OR
B) Have sex with a female animal of your choice

Some fellow ex-IGallery cohorts and I had this conversation one day during lunch for the whole restaurant to hear. I chose the animal only because the animal isn't going to go back and tell anyone. About 4 guys at the table said another man. I made sure to never walk in front of those 4 again. - True story
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Old 04-09-2003, 12:19 AM   #18
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