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CaptainHowdy · 12-19-2016, 04:51 PM

Last weekend a couple tried to hook me up with one their female friends. It was sort of covert operation: they invite you to their house for a drink, and casually the spinster shows up (mainly to obliterate cigarette after cigarette in front of my face).

Fortunately she was far more interested in knowing which psychiatric drugs were available on the guests' house.

It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

Smack dat · 12-19-2016, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Last weekend a couple tried to hook me up with one their female friends. It was sort of covert operation: they invite you to their house for a drink, and casually the spinster shows up (mainly to obliterate cigarette after cigarette in front of my face).

Fortunately she was far more interested in knowing which psychiatric drugs were available on the guests' house.

It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

Congrats!

Bladewire · 12-19-2016, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Last weekend a couple tried to hook me up with one their female friends. It was sort of covert operation: they invite you to their house for a drink, and casually the spinster shows up (mainly to obliterate cigarette after cigarette in front of my face).

Fortunately she was far more interested in knowing which psychiatric drugs were available on the guests' house.

It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

Luckily the truth is you weren't so desperate as to hookup with it or keep it around so you didn't feel lonely! Good for you, there is hope

NatalieK · 12-19-2016, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Last weekend a couple tried to hook me up with one their female friends. It was sort of covert operation: they invite you to their house for a drink, and casually the spinster shows up (mainly to obliterate cigarette after cigarette in front of my face).

Fortunately she was far more interested in knowing which psychiatric drugs were available on the guests' house.

It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

you sound like you need a holiday in Spain! Sorry to hear about your awful night CH...

Christmas only a week away, you'd be better off going to a singles bar & just chilling out for an hour or so! There's plenty of nice, friendly people to choose from!

MiamiBoyz · 12-19-2016, 06:16 PM

Hookers are well worth the money.

mineistaken · 12-19-2016, 06:21 PM

As in younger people do not do tricks like that, trying to hook up friends etc?

TheDynasty · 12-19-2016, 06:22 PM

Sounded like a blast!

Vendzilla · 12-19-2016, 07:15 PM

Smoking is an oral fetish, just saying!

klinton · 12-19-2016, 08:19 PM

you seem to have lots of romances. what happened with that girl from Haiti ?

romeo22 · 12-20-2016, 04:19 AM

Depends of you current mood

bns666 · 12-20-2016, 04:32 AM

so was there any action?

yuu.design · 12-20-2016, 08:31 AM

did you fuck her ?

ruff · 12-20-2016, 08:54 AM

You become invisible to women when you turn 45 years old. Unless you are filthy stinking rich.

CaptainHowdy · 12-20-2016, 10:47 AM

Merry XXXmas, guys

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MFCT · 12-21-2016, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

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It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

This is sad. You know what's even more sad? Being needy, needing someone to have a sense of fulfillment. That's sad.

I have a GF, been with her for years. Love her. I like being with her. I like spending time with her.
But I don't need her. And she knows very well that I don't need her. I never have, and I never will. Yet, she worships the ground I walk on. Go figure.

I'd have less drama and complexity in my life if I were single. And I'd have one less person in my life pissing me off at times. So count your blessings.

LetterTwenty7 · 12-21-2016, 04:44 AM

Life is hard and then you die. I mean love.

slapass · 12-21-2016, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Last weekend a couple tried to hook me up with one their female friends. It was sort of covert operation: they invite you to their house for a drink, and casually the spinster shows up (mainly to obliterate cigarette after cigarette in front of my face).

Fortunately she was far more interested in knowing which psychiatric drugs were available on the guests' house.

It was embarrassing and lonely. Feel like I'm finally scraping the bottom of the romance barrel.

Like you didn't have a bad blind date in your twenties??? I have had a few dates lately and nothing too exciting. Well.... next.

CaptainHowdy · 12-21-2016, 05:29 AM

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Like you didn't have a bad blind date in your twenties??? I have had a few dates lately and nothing too exciting. Well.... next.

We're accustomed to hunt our women around here. It's primitive, I know.

mineistaken · 12-21-2016, 05:39 AM

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We're accustomed to hunt our women around here. It's primitive, I know.

This is true, but his point was that being set up for a blind date have nothing to do with being old as it happens for young people as well.

Phoenix · 12-21-2016, 07:28 AM

Come to Asia dude.....

mineistaken · 12-21-2016, 08:13 AM

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Come to Asia dude.....

perfect solution for loosers ( those who are not good enough to date at home). Higher level - marry, highest - bring one more migrant to your home country.

CaptainHowdy · 12-21-2016, 08:43 AM

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Come to Asia dude.....

That is the best advice I've ever recieved.

PR_Glen · 12-21-2016, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

You become invisible to women when you turn 45 years old. Unless you are filthy stinking rich.

yeah, if you completely let yourself go sure...

JFK · 12-21-2016, 10:18 AM

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Sounded like a blast!

depends on your age

PR_Glen · 12-21-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

perfect solution for loosers ( those who are not good enough to date at home). Higher level - marry, highest - bring one more migrant to your home country.

without 'migrant's' north american countries would not exist.. read a history book some time. get a break from your stormfront message board, you may actually learn something of value.

mineistaken · 12-21-2016, 10:32 AM

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without 'migrant's' north american countries would not exist.. read a history book some time. get a break from your stormfront message board, you may actually learn something of value.

would exist, like south american countries exist. We could go thousands and mire years back, but in that case we can come up to the point where nothing much existed in terms of habitation, but that is off topic to modern times and fully habitated lands of today.

OneHungLo · 12-21-2016, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

without 'migrant's' north american countries would not exist.. read a history book some time. get a break from your stormfront message board, you may actually learn something of value.

True, but we're talking about the Spanish, Portuguese, English, Irish, Italians, Polish etc., not some non-assimilating-gay-hating-woman-hating-genitial-mutaliting-cult.

Are you really comparing the migrants from the late 1800s to these refugees from Islamic countries? Please dude.

Honez · 12-21-2016, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Luckily the truth is you weren't so desperate as to hookup with it or keep it around so you didn't feel lonely! Good for you, there is hope

This!

Linkster · 12-21-2016, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

You become invisible to women when you turn 45 years old. Unless you are filthy stinking rich.

You would be amazed at how untrue this is - as long as you don't actively creep on them, it's fantastic how many "non-daddy issues" women in their mid 20s want an older man for stability and experience.

Grapesoda · 12-21-2016, 08:36 PM

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That is the best advice I've ever recieved.

I know a few guys that have moved to Thailand... one guy told me he lives in a penthouse apt on the beach, like a total rock star. 65K per year

CaptainHowdy · 12-22-2016, 06:11 AM

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I know a few guys that have moved to Thailand... one guy told me he lives in a penthouse apt on the beach, like a total rock star. 65K per year

That's just grand ...

pornguy · 12-22-2016, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

You become invisible to women when you turn 45 years old. Unless you are filthy stinking rich.

Ahahahahahahahh So not true.

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