How is San Jose? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaformX · 04-05-2003, 01:28 PM

I'm gonna be moving to California shortly...I've been to San Diego and Laguna Beach area before and have loved it there...Never been to San Jose, but have some relatives there. Anyone live there? How is it?

Luc Duboi · 04-05-2003, 01:29 PM

cold and windy. dark and scary. no fun there.

Phonix is much better place

Giorgio_Xo · 04-05-2003, 01:34 PM

Expensive, no single women, good restaurants, ...

You will end up spend alot of your free time in San Francisco.

TheJimmy · 04-05-2003, 01:36 PM

I've driven past and through it several times...

looked crowded & dirty...I got spoiled on clean air & lack of crowds down in Shell / Pismo Beach....

rossiya2 · 04-05-2003, 05:41 PM

Hmm lemmie see..

It's called the pit because it overheats and smells like one in the summer. The air isn't fit for pigs. The tap water tastes like dog shit and make coffee that tastes like brake fluid.
Downtown is filled with students who can't drive and slam on their brakes randomly.
Public transport is filled with felons, illegal and other wheel-challenged persona.
Nightlife consists of talking about work at the the 3-4 bars employed patrons prefer. New immigrants had no life back home and they haven't visited the cities you did in their homeland. Often you must speak their dialect of their language although they've been here for years.
Most San Jose boys grow up dreaming of owning a souped-up Ford pickup truck with Rush blasting from the stereo, while the girls grow up to be obese, bitter secretaries with horribly permed hair and sun-poisoned complexions.
San Jose invented the gesture of saying "How are you" then wincing with agitation when you explain.
Traffic moves at a geological rate from the south county line 130 miles northward on both freeways.
The highest property prices in the land. Million dollars buys a two bedroom house and a Honda sized yard.
As many con artists per acre as many federal prisons.
Centerpiece for "corrosive nihilism" immortalized in the classic file "River's Edge" about a 1981 rape and murder of a 14 year old by her 16 year old unrepentant boyfriend. The incident occurred in a well-off neighborhood and made national headlines when it was learned that the boyfriend bragged about the killing to high school friends and over a period of days took them to the corpse (by the river's edge) and no one reported it to the police.

Pornwolf · 04-05-2003, 05:52 PM

The women in San Ho-se have always inspired my penis.

Meta, i thought you lived in LA?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-05-2003, 05:54 PM

I am a Silicon Valley born and raised native.

It sucks, it sucks it sucks completely!

I beg you not to move there, everything was and still is over priced. The tech sector is fucked and the economy there has gone to shit.

Reconsider your choice I urge you vehemently!

Wait are you kiddin me!!!??
Women in the Bay area??
No no no they are nasty man I swear to god!

First week in LA, the women here at least have nice ass's I swear the ones in the Bay Area are behemian inbreeds. I never knew what I was missing till LA!

Gutterboy · 04-05-2003, 06:02 PM

It sucks. If you want to live in the Bay Area, look at the Contra Costa county area (Walnut Creek, Pleasant Hill, Danville, San Ramon etc), or if you like the ocean, Pacifica and Half Moon Bay.

rossiya2 · 04-05-2003, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
(Walnut Creek, Pleasant Hill, Danville, San Ramon etc), or if you like the ocean, Pacifica and Half Moon Bay.

And hire a driver....

Pornwolf · 04-05-2003, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ

Wait are you kiddin me!!!??
Women in the Bay area??
No no no they are nasty man I swear to god!

First week in LA, the women here at least have nice ass's I swear the ones in the Bay Area are behemian inbreeds. I never knew what I was missing till LA!

Dude, you are only hating on the women because you are from there. Most people do that to their hometown.

Trust me when I say, Bay area women are some of the hottest and nicest women in the country. I have lived in most of the major cities, trust me on this one.

Now would I suggest moving to San Jose, probably not. Sausalito would be my reccomendation... or just stay in LA or San Diego. You can't beat the entertainment value of living directly in the main cities San Diego, LA and San Fran.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-05-2003, 06:13 PM

Ehhhhh emmm OK Wolf!

I must admit before leaving the Bay I took a stripper with me and yes we are living happily ever after

SureFire · 04-05-2003, 06:15 PM

I think rossiya2 summed it up very well. Grew up in Los Gatos and we called San Jose the 'pit'.

I think it is the first city to have slums and suburbs before a downtown. If rent is free, save up your money to move.

Good Luck,

D_Nell · 04-05-2003, 06:23 PM

Used to be like that. Now that all the money is coming into the city its pretty fucking nice. Plus your only like 30 minutes to Santa Cruz. Great Place to Live!

Exxxotica · 04-05-2003, 06:25 PM

San Jose is the butt-hole of California

SureFire · 04-05-2003, 06:34 PM

Last October I did visit the downtown area. It looked nice but wouldn't spend time there (jmo).

Santa Cruz...okay but I prefer Capitola.

Gutterboy · 04-05-2003, 06:35 PM

Scotts Valley is very nice too.

SothArtist · 04-05-2003, 07:59 PM

I found it pretty cool over all. Boring but nice. And Hugely expensive. The house we rented there was $3400 a month for 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. And that was a cheapy.

04-05-2003, 01:28 PM	#1
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	How is San Jose? I'm gonna be moving to California shortly...I've been to San Diego and Laguna Beach area before and have loved it there...Never been to San Jose, but have some relatives there. Anyone live there? How is it? __________________

04-05-2003, 01:34 PM	#3
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04-05-2003, 01:36 PM	#4
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04-05-2003, 05:52 PM	#6
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	The women in San Ho-se have always inspired my penis. Meta, i thought you lived in LA? __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

04-05-2003, 05:54 PM	#7
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	I am a Silicon Valley born and raised native. It sucks, it sucks it sucks completely! I beg you not to move there, everything was and still is over priced. The tech sector is fucked and the economy there has gone to shit. Reconsider your choice I urge you vehemently! Wait are you kiddin me!!!?? Women in the Bay area?? No no no they are nasty man I swear to god! First week in LA, the women here at least have nice ass's I swear the ones in the Bay Area are behemian inbreeds. I never knew what I was missing till LA! __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

04-05-2003, 01:29 PM	#2
Luc Duboi So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,881	cold and windy. dark and scary. no fun there. Phonix is much better place

04-05-2003, 05:41 PM	#5
rossiya2 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 287	Hmm lemmie see.. It's called the pit because it overheats and smells like one in the summer. The air isn't fit for pigs. The tap water tastes like dog shit and make coffee that tastes like brake fluid. Downtown is filled with students who can't drive and slam on their brakes randomly. Public transport is filled with felons, illegal and other wheel-challenged persona. Nightlife consists of talking about work at the the 3-4 bars employed patrons prefer. New immigrants had no life back home and they haven't visited the cities you did in their homeland. Often you must speak their dialect of their language although they've been here for years. Most San Jose boys grow up dreaming of owning a souped-up Ford pickup truck with Rush blasting from the stereo, while the girls grow up to be obese, bitter secretaries with horribly permed hair and sun-poisoned complexions. San Jose invented the gesture of saying "How are you" then wincing with agitation when you explain. Traffic moves at a geological rate from the south county line 130 miles northward on both freeways. The highest property prices in the land. Million dollars buys a two bedroom house and a Honda sized yard. As many con artists per acre as many federal prisons. Centerpiece for "corrosive nihilism" immortalized in the classic file "River's Edge" about a 1981 rape and murder of a 14 year old by her 16 year old unrepentant boyfriend. The incident occurred in a well-off neighborhood and made national headlines when it was learned that the boyfriend bragged about the killing to high school friends and over a period of days took them to the corpse (by the river's edge) and no one reported it to the police.

04-05-2003, 06:02 PM	#8
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	It sucks. If you want to live in the Bay Area, look at the Contra Costa county area (Walnut Creek, Pleasant Hill, Danville, San Ramon etc), or if you like the ocean, Pacifica and Half Moon Bay.

04-05-2003, 06:13 PM	#11
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Ehhhhh emmm OK Wolf! I must admit before leaving the Bay I took a stripper with me and yes we are living happily ever after __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

04-05-2003, 06:15 PM	#12
SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	I think rossiya2 summed it up very well. Grew up in Los Gatos and we called San Jose the 'pit'. I think it is the first city to have slums and suburbs before a downtown. If rent is free, save up your money to move. Good Luck,

04-05-2003, 06:23 PM	#13
D_Nell Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,264	Used to be like that. Now that all the money is coming into the city its pretty fucking nice. Plus your only like 30 minutes to Santa Cruz. Great Place to Live! __________________ ITS TIME FOR SOME FREEHOSTING DAMN IT! CLICK HERE! ICQ# 98081374 \| [email protected]

04-05-2003, 06:25 PM	#14
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	San Jose is the butt-hole of California __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

04-05-2003, 06:34 PM	#15
SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	Last October I did visit the downtown area. It looked nice but wouldn't spend time there (jmo). Santa Cruz...okay but I prefer Capitola.

04-05-2003, 06:35 PM	#16
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Scotts Valley is very nice too.

04-05-2003, 07:59 PM	#17
SothArtist Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 366	I found it pretty cool over all. Boring but nice. And Hugely expensive. The house we rented there was $3400 a month for 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. And that was a cheapy.