My house is 6,700sf, it's 84 degrees outside. I make more in one hour than most of you do in a month - GoFuckYourself.com

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:16 AM

Ask me anything.

theking · 12-13-2015, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Ask me anything.

Pigshit...you are nothing more than a disgusting punk.

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

Pigshit...you are nothing more than a disgusting punk.

You wish, fat body.

Go take a few and wash the lint from your belly rolls. You smell like a dead cat and dust.

SilentKnight · 12-13-2015, 11:25 AM

Why do you use pink plastic clothespins instead of wooden ones on the laundry line?

Coup · 12-13-2015, 11:27 AM

do you lie down with ladies, OP?

Coup · 12-13-2015, 11:27 AM

Whats your favorite brand of Ketchup?

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Why do you use pink plastic clothespins instead of wooden ones on the laundry line?

Poor people have cats. You probably have cats. Envy hurts... Amirite?

Stop posting and start working. Maybe someday you can wash one of my cars.

Coup · 12-13-2015, 11:28 AM

Which Friend from popular 90's sitcom "Friends" was your favorite, Joey or Chandler?

Colmike9 · 12-13-2015, 11:29 AM

Are you still planning on giving away $100,000?

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Coup

do you lie down with ladies, OP?

Occasionally. Hunts. It's cheaper. Mazel tov

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Coup

Which Friend from popular 90's sitcom "Friends" was your favorite, Joey or Chandler?

Joey, mosdef

Google Expert · 12-13-2015, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Ask me anything.

what was the tipping point for you that pushed you to start impersonating MetaMan?

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

Are you still planning on giving away $100,000?

Yes. You're on my list

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Muad'Dib

what was the tipping point for you that pushed you to impersonate MetaMan?

The stink from your fake nick.

Colmike9 · 12-13-2015, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Yes. You're on my list

Nice

BIGTYMER · 12-13-2015, 11:38 AM

Now for a serious question.

Harmy is an egg a fruit or a vegtable?

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Now for a serious question.

Harmy is an egg a fruit or a vegtable?

Who gives a fuck?

SilentKnight · 12-13-2015, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Maybe someday you can wash one of my cars.

Just have the driver drop it off in my driveway.

I'll have one of the girls tend to it.

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Just have the driver drop it off in my driveway.

I'll have one of the girls tend to it.

So your girls are clowns? I guess that's funny

BIGTYMER · 12-13-2015, 11:47 AM

Harmy is it true blacks can run faster because of that extra bone in their ankle?

clickity click · 12-13-2015, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Yes. You're on my list

Am I on your list?

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Harmy is it true blacks can run faster because of that extra bone in their ankle?

Black people have an extra bone?

Maybe

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Am I on your list?

Yes. What list it is? You will never know

sarettah · 12-13-2015, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Ask me anything.

How do you earn your money ? Do you do affiliate marketing, your own paysites, dating, cams, other or all?

Please do not just answer yes. This is meant as a serious question. You don't need to go into detail but it is something I have wondered for a while.

Thanks in advance.

.

newB · 12-13-2015, 12:31 PM

Congrats. Do you plan to ever reveal what it is you do, or is this purely masturbatory?

SilentKnight · 12-13-2015, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

So your girls are clowns? I guess that's funny

I had higher expectations of a funnier reply.

Oh well...there's always tomorrow.

johnnyloadproductions · 12-13-2015, 12:39 PM

Do you find this board more entertaining then any other board?

You run some sites like retailmenot?

I don't think you'll quit at 20k posts.

Penny24Seven · 12-13-2015, 12:40 PM

Do you play golf?

MetaMan · 12-13-2015, 12:41 PM

Do you do mostly mainstream or mostly adult?

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

How do you earn your money ? Do you do affiliate marketing, your own paysites, dating, cams, other or all?

Please do not just answer yes. This is meant as a serious question. You don't need to go into detail but it is something I have wondered for a while.

Thanks in advance.

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

How do you earn your money ? Do you do affiliate marketing, your own paysites, dating, cams, other or all?

Please do not just answer yes. This is meant as a serious question. You don't need to go into detail but it is something I have wondered for a while.

Thanks in advance.

.

Finally, an actually serious question.

I warped out of adult somewhere in the vicinity of 2008-2010. It's kind of hard to discern due to the fact that I kept my hopes up on a rebound. It just didn't happen. I had to grab my crotch, man up and realize that 40k+ a month wasn't going to happen any longer. Month by month went by and as you all saw, it just dwindled away to nothingness.

Sure, rebills. They slowed down. The entire industry was imploding but it was bound to happen. We are (were) our own enemy.

We took something that was so precious and stuffed it down our own customer's throat until they no longer needed "US" any longer. It's actually kind of sad, they got it for free. It took cunts to figure out, "GAME OVER" time to monetize the industry with sheer traffic numbers. Kudos to them. They got in early, the YouPorns, XHamsters etc. Good on you.

The writing was on the wall. I started seeking out options that would help me sustain a livelihood. The days of making bank as an affiliate were over. I found a way.

Without giving away my strategy, all I can say is look around at what the people in your life do every day. Think about it is and think about how you can make their life easier. Make something that will allow them to slide. Slide through life.

Posting pictures of naked women getting fucked? Still SOME money, but more or less done. Stick a fucking fork in it until the producers are done shooting for peanuts.

95% Mainstream <--- 5% Pornography (NOW)

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Do you do mostly mainstream or mostly adult?

See above

sarettah · 12-13-2015, 12:46 PM

Thanks for the reply

.

MetaMan · 12-13-2015, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

See above

I'm mainstream also.

Glad you are doing well. Please remember to save money for rainy days no matter how wealthy you are. I have known many guys who were worth an insane amount and fell hard. Stay hungry.

not suggesting you will fall. wishing you luck. just save for a rainy day. best of luck.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-13-2015, 12:58 PM

It's mother fucking nice to be on top isn't it????

What I really want to know though....

1. Why do you wash your own car with all that money

2. Do you think my hoo hoo smells like doritos?

So proud of you though. Really. I have nothing but love for people who push through, and climb straight up to where they wanna be.

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

It's mother fucking nice to be on top isn't it????

What I really want to know though....

1. Why do you wash your own car with all that money

2. Do you think my hoo hoo smells like doritos?

So proud of you though. Really. I have nothing but love for people who push through, and climb straight up to where they wanna be.

I seriously would leave my wife for you.

Marry me

SilentKnight · 12-13-2015, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Finally, an actually serious question.

I warped out of adult somewhere in the vicinity of 2008-2010. It's kind of hard to discern due to the fact that I kept my hopes up on a rebound. It just didn't happen. I had to grab my crotch, man up and realize that 40k+ a month wasn't going to happen any longer. Month by month went by and as you all saw, it just dwindled away to nothingness.

Sure, rebills. They slowed down. The entire industry was imploding but it was bound to happen. We are (were) our own enemy.

We took something that was so precious and stuffed it down our own customer's throat until they no longer needed "US" any longer. It's actually kind of sad, they got it for free. It took cunts to figure out, "GAME OVER" time to monetize the industry with sheer traffic numbers. Kudos to them. They got in early, the YouPorns, XHamsters etc. Good on you.

The writing was on the wall. I started seeking out options that would help me sustain a livelihood. The days of making bank as an affiliate were over. I found a way.

Without giving away my strategy, all I can say is look around at what the people in your life do every day. Think about it is and think about how you can make their life easier. Make something that will allow them to slide. Slide through life.

Posting pictures of naked women getting fucked? Still SOME money, but more or less done. Stick a fucking fork in it until the producers are done shooting for peanuts.

95% Mainstream <--- 5% Pornography (NOW)

I had to look twice to make sure I didn't post this - almost a carbon copy of my last ten years.

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I had to look twice to make sure I didn't post this - almost a carbon copy of my last ten years.

Almost. Almost.

johnnyloadproductions · 12-13-2015, 01:24 PM

you live in Florida but seem to keep odd hours.

What is your detailed work schedule?

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

you live in Florida but seem to keep odd hours.

What is your detailed work schedule?

Up at about 3am. Check my shit. Rolling out new promos by 5 or 6am. Done by noon. You may or may not see me here depending on the work load. Google, Bing. All money.

NatalieK · 12-13-2015, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Ask me anything.

if this is all true, why do you feel the need for attention?

Dvae · 12-13-2015, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

I seriously would leave my wife for you.

Marry me

You realize you're talking to a guy pretending to be a girl?

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

You realize you're talking to a guy pretending to be a girl?

Yes.....

DamnSexy · 12-13-2015, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

I make more in one hour than most of you do in a month,

Ask me anything.

Okay, how much are you making hourly ? in dollars.

Harmon · 12-13-2015, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

if this is all true, why do you feel the need for attention?

Says the fatass posting as a dog fucking ugly, freckled whore that smells like cheese. You and your hooker wife make most of us want to vomit.

$5 submissions · 12-13-2015, 02:08 PM

'84 degrees outside....' Do you also live in the Tropics? Or Maybe Miami?

clickity click · 12-13-2015, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Yes. What list it is? You will never know

I already know sunshine.

Fat Panda · 12-13-2015, 02:49 PM

share some pics

mineistaken · 12-13-2015, 02:52 PM

Why do you need so much space? As a single guy I could not imagine using more than 200 sq meters even if had unlimited budget

I mean surely I could use even more than that but that would be just for the sake of completing the task and not because I would want that much.

SilentKnight · 12-13-2015, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Says the fatass posting as a dog fucking ugly, freckled whore that smells like cheese. You and your hooker wife make most of us want to vomit.

I concur.

kkkkkk · 12-13-2015, 03:04 PM

Aggrandizement

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