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Smack dat · 05-03-2018, 02:07 PM

Looking to make a quick 10k.

From zero.

Watt's the easiest way.

Let's say I could borrow 200.

I'm fat as fuck (bigger than CS even) and I can't get it up. Also my momma (God bless her soul) passed some years ago.

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Smack dat · 05-03-2018, 02:13 PM

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Define "quick".

A month...?

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CurrentlySober · 05-03-2018, 02:54 PM

I dont think there really is a way to do it 100% legally and that quickly...

Only thing I can think of is somehow blag a really well paid job and then get a cash advance on your wages?

Or remortgage the house if thats possible?

Smack dat · 05-03-2018, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by j3rkules

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Smack dat · 05-03-2018, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I dont think there really is a way to do it 100% legally and that quickly...

Only thing I can think of is somehow blag a really well paid job and then get a cash advance on your wages?

Or remortgage the house if thats possible?

I know it's not exactly quick but as an idea. I saw a guy in Liverpool a couple of weeks ago busking.
His 'trick' was to run about 20 feet and jump through a ring of knives then dive through a ring of fire.
The whole busk took maybe 10 minutes and at the end he held out a bag which people deposited money into. I estimated he took around £200 in that 10 minutes.

I also estimated he did 3 an hour (£600)

And did a 6 hour day (£3600). That's £7200 over a weekend.

That's the kind of shit I am talking about but that guy was pretty athletic and ribbed. He had obviously trained to jump through knives and fire... if I tried it I would clearly die.

CurrentlySober · 05-03-2018, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

I know it's not exactly quick but as an idea. I saw a guy in Liverpool a couple of weeks ago busking.
His 'trick' was to run about 20 feet and jump through a ring of knives then dive through a ring of fire.
The whole busk took maybe 10 minutes and at the end he held out a bag which people deposited money into. I estimated he took around £200 in that 10 minutes.

I also estimated he did 3 an hour (£600)

And did a 6 hour day (£3600). That's £7200 over a weekend.

That's the kind of shit I am talking about but that guy was pretty athletic and ribbed. He had obviously trained to jump through knives and fire... if I tried it I would clearly die.

Understood. Reminds me of coming out of a Dennys diner in downtown LA and this homeless guy begging for money. He was just sat on the floor with his handout. However, all around him were loads of rats running about. I handed him some small change to be polite and suggested that he should train the rats to do a little circus act for people coming out the diner.

He must have listened to me, cause next time we came out the diner he had them all running around in little circles at his feet. Some were jumping through little hoops and stuff and then a little tiny car pulled up, and about 20 rats, all dressed up as clowns piled out of it. It was hilarious !

We handed him at least $200 each cause it was so clever how he had trained the rats and stuff. He was making a fortune and I didn't even ask him for a cut as it was my idea...

So anyway, to apply this to you, while you may not be able to jump through flaming rings of fire and knives etc, why not train a dog to do it for you? Not just any dog, but get a three legged one, cause that will win the sympathy money... You wont need to get a performers license either, cause if the police show up, just show them the dog and explain ypu are going dogging, but its your first time, so its possible that you are doing it wrong.

Good luck

Goethe · 05-03-2018, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Understood. Reminds me of coming out of a Dennys diner in downtown LA and this homeless guy begging for money. He was just sat on the floor with his handout. However, all around him were loads of rats running about. I handed him some small change to be polite and suggested that he should train the rats to do a little circus act for people coming out the diner.

He must have listened to me, cause next time we came out the diner he had them all running around in little circles at his feet. Some were jumping through little hoops and stuff and then a little tiny car pulled up, and about 20 rats, all dressed up as clowns piled out of it. It was hilarious !

We handed him at least $200 each cause it was so clever how he had trained the rats and stuff. He was making a fortune and I didn't even ask him for a cut as it was my idea...

So anyway, to apply this to you, while you may not be able to jump through flaming rings of fire and knives etc, why not train a dog to do it for you? Not just any dog, but get a three legged one, cause that will win the sympathy money... You wont need to get a performers license either, cause if the police show up, just show them the dog and explain ypu are going dogging, but its your first time, so its possible that you are doing it wrong.

Good luck

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dillfly2000 · 05-03-2018, 06:31 PM

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First step is to get out of that mindset. There are so many people exactly where you are it makes it hard. Instead, how about finding a way to make 1k each month on auto pilot, then you'll have 12k after a year. From, there increase it to 2k and so on.

SilentKnight · 05-03-2018, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Looking to make a quick 10k.

What body organs can ya' do without?

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10K? bet it on black

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Electronic stores hand out credit cards. Get a few buy something expensive and sell it on ebay for cash. My friend got $20k quick cash for a lawyer doing that.

BaldBastard · 05-03-2018, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

10K? bet it on black

That's racist, always bet on red

CurrentlySober · 05-04-2018, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by money biz

Electronic stores hand out credit cards. Get a few buy something expensive and sell it on ebay for cash. My friend got $20k quick cash for a lawyer doing that.

Thats actually a good idea. Not good money advice for sure, but a legal way to get your hands on some quick money

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7k USD · 05-04-2018, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

10K? bet it on black

He said he only has $200

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Looking to make a quick 10k.

Offer a legit service and hire someone else to do the work for less $.

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Smack dat · 05-04-2018, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by money biz

Electronic stores hand out credit cards. Get a few buy something expensive and sell it on ebay for cash. My friend got $20k quick cash for a lawyer doing that.

Been down this route. My wife's sister needed money for uni and instead of taking the proper channels she bought a shit load of stuff on credit from a catalogue store and sold it to CEX. Caught up with her in the end though.

Smack dat · 05-04-2018, 02:38 PM

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NatalieK · 05-04-2018, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

What body organs can ya' do without?

legal way

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SpicyM · 05-04-2018, 05:25 PM

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legal way

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Grapesoda · 05-04-2018, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Looking to make a quick 10k.

From zero.

Watt's the easiest way.

Let's say I could borrow 200.

I'm fat as fuck (bigger than CS even) and I can't get it up. Also my momma (God bless her soul) passed some years ago.

Thanks GFY!

sell one of your kidneys

NatalieK · 05-04-2018, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM

Selling organs is not illegal. Buying them is (under some circumstances).

unless you live in Iran, it´s against federal law to sell your organs

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money biz · 05-04-2018, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Been down this route. My wife's sister needed money for uni and instead of taking the proper channels she bought a shit load of stuff on credit from a catalogue store and sold it to CEX. Caught up with her in the end though.

Well you can make $10k mailing but you need $$ to get started

InfoGuy · 05-05-2018, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Been down this route. My wife's sister ...

Divorce your wife and take half of her money.

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