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-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 12:34 PM

Theology, politics, philosophy, fishing, anything?

goBigtime · 04-03-2003, 12:36 PM

Jesus was half alien.

FATPad · 04-03-2003, 12:37 PM

I've poked people in the eye with fishing lures during fishing debates. Ripped the eyeballs right out of their sockets.

goBigtime · 04-03-2003, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
I've poked people in the eye with fishing lures during fishing debates. Ripped the eyeballs right out of their sockets.

The best bait is crack cocaine. It's true. I saw it on TV.

PersianKitty · 04-03-2003, 12:39 PM

What's the best lure for trout (in rivers) this time of year?

goBigtime · 04-03-2003, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
What's the best lure for trout (in rivers) this time of year?

Baiting the hook with crack wouldn't hurt though.

el_greco · 04-03-2003, 12:43 PM

I don't know if this qualifies for starting a heated debate but...

mmm...fishing...

There's nothing like the silence of a lake at dawn. My family goes up to Mammoth every year for like a week.

Though I've never been deep sea...anyone here have a story to tell?

eroswebmaster · 04-03-2003, 12:43 PM

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FATPad · 04-03-2003, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by el_greco
I don't know if this qualifies for starting a heated debate but...

mmm...fishing...

There's nothing like the silence of a lake at dawn. My family goes up to Mammoth every year for like a week.

Though I've never been deep sea...anyone here have a story to tell?

If you say anything like that again I'm going to grab my Red Devil and rip your eyeballs out!

el_greco · 04-03-2003, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

Baiting the hook with crack wouldn't hurt though.

I agree. Flies are probably the best for rivers. You'd probably lose your bait, if the current was strong enough.

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
What's the best lure for trout (in rivers) this time of year?

I'd have to agree that a roostertail, Pictured above, is a very good producer this and thoughout the year. As always presentation is key. Toss it up stream and bump it as it drifts back to you. Contrary to popular belief the blade doesn't need to turn for it to draw a strike.

In this early spring time I'd fish it deep and close to shore, to get at those waking lunkers hanging close to the bank's overhang or tree roots. Try and stay away from the faster current brought on by the spring melt as the food is somewhat scarce and the fish are conserving energy. Expect to lose alot of tackle as well.

Cheshire · 04-03-2003, 12:46 PM

If one is to judge a person, it should be on the nature of their character and not an accumulation of their actions.

candyflip · 04-03-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

The best bait is crack cocaine. It's true. I saw it on TV.

That was on a King of the Hill episode

http://fishinaz.com/tv.htm

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
Jesus was half alien.

I agree that if such a being existed and if such amazing occurances happened around him, he was probably of celestail origin...

el_greco · 04-03-2003, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
If you say anything like that again I'm going to grab my Red Devil and rip your eyeballs out!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the Red Devil again. You promised a Super Dooper next time.

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by el_greco

I agree. Flies are probably the best for rivers. You'd probably lose your bait, if the current was strong enough.

Nymph's maybe but dry flies are going to be alot of work...the spring melt makes bouyance an issue...

dantheman · 04-03-2003, 12:52 PM

I love to feel my rod wiggle

PersianKitty · 04-03-2003, 12:54 PM

maybe it's different up here. Sometimes the roostertails will work, but a krocodile spoon seems to work better this time of year.

nofx · 04-03-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
Jesus was half alien.

no jesus is black and a lesbian

goBigtime · 04-03-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

I'd have to agree that a roostertail, Pictured above, is a very good producer this and thoughout the year. As always presentation is key. Toss it up stream and bump it as it drifts back to you. Contrary to popular belief the blade doesn't need to turn for it to draw a strike.

In this early spring time I'd fish it deep and close to shore, to get at those waking lunkers hanging close to the bank's overhang or tree roots. Try and stay away from the faster current brought on by the spring melt as the food is somewhat scarce and the fish are conserving energy. Expect to lose alot of tackle as well.

Good advice. I haven't fished in forever, but my brothers crazy about fishing. I just remember a lot of stuff from growing up.

But yeah you want to throw your spinner/floater bait upstream and pull it down slowly.. if there is a current you pretty much want to just be reeling in the slack rather than dragging the bait/lure any closer to you - ie let the current bring it back.

But you can also do this with with bait. One good trick is to use a salmon egg hook and the lightest split shot (the crimp-on kind)
weight that will give you enough weight to throw it upstream a bit. Crimp it on about 18" away from the single egg, with the egg at the bottom.

You can catch a lot of trout like that.

goBigtime · 04-03-2003, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by nofx

no jesus is black and a lesbian

The virgin mary was abducted.

fnet · 04-03-2003, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
If one is to judge a person, it should be on the nature of their character and not an accumulation of their actions.

I agree with this statement. But what gives you a true sense of someone's nature?

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
maybe it's different up here. Sometimes the roostertails will work, but a krocodile spoon seems to work better this time of year.

DO NOT tell me you fish too...I will stalk you!

That being said, I could see a spoon producing...Right now its all about flash and size. Alot of times in the early season I'll make sure to keep a large steelhead streamer available. The bigger the uglier the flashier the better...I'll fish it fast with a small splitshot and a water bubble working different depths till I hit the sweetspot...

boneprone · 04-03-2003, 01:00 PM

i have crabs

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
If one is to judge a person, it should be on the nature of their character and not an accumulation of their actions.

It can be tough but I feel that not judging someone is the key...If I am an outside observer there is no way I can possibly be completely in they're shoes...then again my interaction with someone will determine my judgements...specific events that affect me found the basis of my judgements.

goBigtime · 04-03-2003, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
i have crabs

Are you sure they are crabs? You should check.. because if they are crawdads, those are good bait for nasty bottom feeding catfish.

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
i have crabs

Hard to debate a fact...

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

Good advice. I haven't fished in forever, but my brothers crazy about fishing. I just remember a lot of stuff from growing up.

But yeah you want to throw your spinner/floater bait upstream and pull it down slowly.. if there is a current you pretty much want to just be reeling in the slack rather than dragging the bait/lure any closer to you - ie let the current bring it back.

But you can also do this with with bait. One good trick is to use a salmon egg hook and the lightest split shot (the crimp-on kind)
weight that will give you enough weight to throw it upstream a bit. Crimp it on about 18" away from the single egg, with the egg at the bottom.

You can catch a lot of trout like that.

I'm against live bait...I prefer to catch my fish with lures...'cept catfish...then I use chicken liver and beer.

goBigtime · 04-03-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
maybe it's different up here. Sometimes the roostertails will work, but a krocodile spoon seems to work better this time of year.

Try plain super dupers or kastmasters... also good trout lures.

PersianKitty · 04-03-2003, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

DO NOT tell me you fish too...I will stalk you!

That being said, I could see a spoon producing...Right now its all about flash and size. Alot of times in the early season I'll make sure to keep a large steelhead streamer available. The bigger the uglier the flashier the better...I'll fish it fast with a small splitshot and a water bubble working different depths till I hit the sweetspot...

Bigger isn't always better. heheh Too much weight and it doesn't drag right with the current...I tend to stay with lighter stuff. Used a Thomas Bouyant some too.

Rictor · 04-03-2003, 01:06 PM

I prefer live bait fishing. Chicken liver for catfish. Worms, minnows, beemoth, crickets. No leeches.

goBigtime · 04-03-2003, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip

That was on a King of the Hill episode

http://fishinaz.com/tv.htm

That episode said "Based on a true event"...
didn't you see??

Spunky · 04-03-2003, 01:09 PM

Hoax Buddy wheres my coat?We have been waiting for 2 months for our coat and its raining and our sign keeps getting soaked bro

PersianKitty · 04-03-2003, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
i have crabs

hehe
And what have you used in your crab pots that works?

Canned cat food and chicken legs here.

goBigtime · 04-03-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

I'm against live bait...I prefer to catch my fish with lures...'cept catfish...then I use chicken liver and beer.

Chicken liver for the cats & beer for the fishermen no doubt.

Thats how all the catfishing that I remember went. Loooooots of beer. Rarely a catfish, ALWAYS something making noise in the bushes.

Ocassionally someone re-enacting some scene in apocalypse now & wading around with a hunting knife in their mouths in the night cutting the fishing lines of the neighbor fishermen.

PersianKitty · 04-03-2003, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
I prefer live bait fishing. Chicken liver for catfish. Worms, minnows, beemoth, crickets. No leeches.

Most places up here have only designated areas for bait fishing if at all.

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty

Bigger isn't always better. heheh Too much weight and it doesn't drag right with the current...I tend to stay with lighter stuff. Used a Thomas Bouyant some too.

That's why I say the quicker retrieve...I agree with lighter tackle all the way, but its all about the instinct strike right now, my trout rod is a 5'6'' uglystick mini ultralight...I've taken 15 pound salmon on 5 pound test.

I recently crabbed dungeness in Pacifica I stick to fishheads, you can get them frozen and cheap at the local fishstores...ciopinno here I come...

To all the people bitching about clothes I'm working on it...realize that I do about one order a month and it consists of about 200 packages everytime...its a TON of work and just part of my duties here.

But I cannot make a trip to the post office for just a few packages at a time. Its inefficient.

Now back to fishing, the bass are going to hit prespawn soon...float tube and plastic worms all the way a baby!

There's also a striper derby coming up on the sac river...I can't wait!

Man I miss fishing...I yearn for the fishing...I think I'll make it a point to fish this whole weekend.

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

Chicken liver for the cats & beer for the fishermen no doubt.

Thats how all the catfishing that I remember went. Loooooots of beer. Rarely a catfish, ALWAYS something making noise in the bushes.

Ocassionally someone re-enacting some scene in apocalypse now & wading around with a hunting knife in their mouths in the night cutting the fishing lines of the neighbor fishermen.

Ah yes...but those tender moments when someone's eye's dart to a jittering rod tip...silence crashes, the hook set, the fight and the anxious slight fear as someone hauls some freakish animal from the dark depths and into the pale light from a hissing lantern...

jas1552 · 04-03-2003, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
If one is to judge a person, it should be on the nature of their character and not an accumulation of their actions.

But how can you judge ones character other than by their actions unless you're a mind reader?

PersianKitty · 04-03-2003, 01:28 PM

Haven't been big on bass fishing since I was a kid. Never been much for the lake. I prefer the rivers or the ocean.

goBigtime · 04-03-2003, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Ah yes...but those tender moments when someone's eye's dart to a jittering rod tip...silence crashes, the hook set, the fight and the anxious slight fear as someone hauls some freakish animal from the dark depths and into the pale light from a hissing lantern...

I wonder what the catfish think when the see all the beer cans/bottles.... "Hmm.. this can't be good."

-=HOAX=- · 04-03-2003, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
Haven't been big on bass fishing since I was a kid. Never been much for the lake. I prefer the rivers or the ocean.

Sheeeeit, I fish whatever's available...I agree that lakes aren't always the nicest setting...when I lived in tahoe I loved the small tiny streams that run through all the meadows. Brookies up the wazoo.

But if you've never fished from a float tube, you should try it...its like fishing from an armchair...and when the action is right, mmmmmmmm...such fun. Not to mention that when the weather is hot you can sit half in the water and be nice and cool the whole time.

Shit one day I imagine I'll be drunk and goofy enough to fish naked in one of them suckers.

PersianKitty · 04-03-2003, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

But if you've never fished from a float tube, you should try it...its like fishing from an armchair...and when the action is right, mmmmmmmm...such fun. Not to mention that when the weather is hot you can sit half in the water and be nice and cool the whole time.

Shit one day I imagine I'll be drunk and goofy enough to fish naked in one of them suckers.

Done it. White River is the best float going. Get to work on the tan at the same time.

Just don't lose the cooler!

Mr. Jim · 04-03-2003, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

The best bait is crack cocaine. It's true. I saw it on TV.

I thought the Salmon was REALLY good my last trip to the chart house.

That explains it.

A cola company kind of tried something similar some years back........

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