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Old 10-19-2016, 04:31 PM   #1
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Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring Loser of Presidential Election to Leave Country
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WASHINGTON ?In an Oval Office ceremony on Wednesday morning, President Barack Obama signed an executive order requiring the loser of the 2016 Presidential election to leave the country forever.

?This will help the healing begin,? the President said.

The executive order calls for the loser of the November 8th election to depart the country on the morning of November 9th and never return.

?Whoever that turns out to be,? the President said.

Obama acknowledged that the executive order marked a departure from American electoral tradition, but added, ?A lot of good will come of this.?

The two most recent losers of U.S. Presidential elections, John McCain and Mitt Romney, issued a joint statement in reaction to the executive order. ?We?re O.K. with it,? the statement read.
Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring Loser of Presidential Election to Leave Country - The New Yorker
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Old 10-19-2016, 04:41 PM   #2
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This would be a win / win for all Americans no matter which side you are on.
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Old 10-19-2016, 07:00 PM   #3
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This would be a win / win for all Americans no matter which side you are on.
this is very true.. America is most likely losing no matter who wins but this will be a great consolation prize
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Old 10-19-2016, 07:54 PM   #4
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Okay fools...the new Yorker has a satirical article on the election every few days.
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Okay fools...the new Yorker has a satirical article on the election every few days.
Thanks for the heads up. Not sure I could have figured it without your post
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Old 10-19-2016, 07:57 PM   #6
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Okay fools...the new Yorker has a satirical article on the election every few days.
I'm not a fool, I knew it was from the second I saw it.. look at the link I actually removed the satire in the quote at the very beginning. I just think it's funny they put satire on the front page of yahoo so I had to share..

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Thanks for the heads up. Not sure I could have figured it without your post


now that is funny!
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Can't tell if serious or sarcastic?!
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