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SBJ 10-19-2016 04:31 PM

Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring Loser of Presidential Election to Leave Country
 
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WASHINGTON ?In an Oval Office ceremony on Wednesday morning, President Barack Obama signed an executive order requiring the loser of the 2016 Presidential election to leave the country forever.

?This will help the healing begin,? the President said.

The executive order calls for the loser of the November 8th election to depart the country on the morning of November 9th and never return.

?Whoever that turns out to be,? the President said.

Obama acknowledged that the executive order marked a departure from American electoral tradition, but added, ?A lot of good will come of this.?

The two most recent losers of U.S. Presidential elections, John McCain and Mitt Romney, issued a joint statement in reaction to the executive order. ?We?re O.K. with it,? the statement read.
Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring Loser of Presidential Election to Leave Country - The New Yorker


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Rochard 10-19-2016 04:41 PM

This would be a win / win for all Americans no matter which side you are on.

SBJ 10-19-2016 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21234352)
This would be a win / win for all Americans no matter which side you are on.

this is very true.. America is most likely losing no matter who wins but this will be a great consolation prize :2 cents:

bronco67 10-19-2016 07:54 PM

Okay fools...the new Yorker has a satirical article on the election every few days.

plaster 10-19-2016 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21234658)
Okay fools...the new Yorker has a satirical article on the election every few days.

Thanks for the heads up. Not sure I could have figured it without your post

Axeman 10-19-2016 07:57 PM

Can't send both out for good?

SBJ 10-19-2016 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21234658)
Okay fools...the new Yorker has a satirical article on the election every few days.

I'm not a fool, I knew it was from the second I saw it.. look at the link I actually removed the satire in the quote at the very beginning. I just think it's funny they put satire on the front page of yahoo so I had to share..

My posts at gfy are 80% sarcasm :2 cents:

SBJ 10-19-2016 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster (Post 21234664)
Thanks for the heads up. Not sure I could have figured it without your post



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh now that is funny! :thumbsup

Sly 10-19-2016 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 21234670)
My posts at gfy are 80% sarcasm :2 cents:

Can't tell if serious or sarcastic?! :winkwink:

2MuchMark 10-19-2016 10:29 PM

You fuckers better not send him here to Canada or I'm going to get pissed!

(Sorry!)

SBJ 10-20-2016 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 21234925)
You fuckers better send him here to Canada or I'm going to get pissed!


(Sorry!) :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Fixed that for ya


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