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04-02-2003, 10:27 PM
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female combacks
Someone sent this to me today and I thought I'd share it with all of you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.  |
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04-02-2003, 10:31 PM
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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It sure would be nice to hear one of those for once. Usually girls just threaten to squirt me with pepper spray.
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04-02-2003, 10:31 PM
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LOL..thats harsh
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04-02-2003, 10:33 PM
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I need a beer
 
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..Those are good
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04-02-2003, 10:44 PM
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Fucked if I know
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04-02-2003, 10:46 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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04-02-2003, 11:00 PM
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Man: Just in case hell does freeze over, where can i find you?
Man: Don't be choosy bitch, I wasn't Man: Yo baby, you can give me your number after breakfast.. |
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04-02-2003, 11:04 PM
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Bad Mo-Fo
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Like I always said, it is all about the comebacks!
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04-02-2003, 11:06 PM
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04-02-2003, 11:12 PM
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04-03-2003, 02:01 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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