female combacks
 

Someone sent this to me today and I thought I'd share it with all of you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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It sure would be nice to hear one of those for once. Usually girls just threaten to squirt me with pepper spray. :(

LOL..thats harsh

:1orglaugh ..Those are good

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Man: Just in case hell does freeze over, where can i find you?

Man: Don't be choosy bitch, I wasn't

Man: Yo baby, you can give me your number after breakfast..

Like I always said, it is all about the comebacks!

Yep and both sexes are good at them :thumbsup

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