U.S. Serviceman Treated for Sand in Asscrack - GoFuckYourself.com

OzKaNoz · 04-01-2003, 03:08 PM

KUWAIT CITY (DPI) - Pvt. Eldredge Jenkins, a member of the U.S. Army's 3rd Infantry, was in stable condition today after being flown from the Iraqi border with what he called a "huge wad of sand all creeping up (his) crack," CNN reported today. Desert warfare experts say the damage, which includes "getting all scratchy up there," is likely due to terrorist sabotage, most likely from groups allied with Saddam's feverishly loyal Republican Guard. Jenkins is being flown to an undisclosed U.S. base in Europe, where he will undergo a splashdown with a hose and some bar soap.

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ChrisH · 04-01-2003, 03:13 PM

You think he's related to jammyjenkins?

Gemini · 04-01-2003, 03:36 PM

Spacedog does Iraq?!

DannyW · 04-01-2003, 03:40 PM

04-01-2003, 03:08 PM	#1
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	U.S. Serviceman Treated for Sand in Asscrack KUWAIT CITY (DPI) - Pvt. Eldredge Jenkins, a member of the U.S. Army's 3rd Infantry, was in stable condition today after being flown from the Iraqi border with what he called a "huge wad of sand all creeping up (his) crack," CNN reported today. Desert warfare experts say the damage, which includes "getting all scratchy up there," is likely due to terrorist sabotage, most likely from groups allied with Saddam's feverishly loyal Republican Guard. Jenkins is being flown to an undisclosed U.S. base in Europe, where he will undergo a splashdown with a hose and some bar soap. Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

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04-01-2003, 03:13 PM	#2
ChrisH Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New York Posts: 1,355	You think he's related to jammyjenkins?