KUWAIT CITY (DPI) - Pvt. Eldredge Jenkins, a member of the U.S. Army's 3rd Infantry, was in stable condition today after being flown from the Iraqi border with what he called a "huge wad of sand all creeping up (his) crack," CNN reported today. Desert warfare experts say the damage, which includes "getting all scratchy up there," is likely due to terrorist sabotage, most likely from groups allied with Saddam's feverishly loyal Republican Guard. Jenkins is being flown to an undisclosed U.S. base in Europe, where he will undergo a splashdown with a hose and some bar soap.
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