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The Porn Nerd · 08-12-2016, 10:39 AM

Alex Rodriguez, the 500 million dollar victim.

Today is Alex Rodriguez' last game, the last time A-Rod will infect the New York Yankees with his presence. Twelve years of this disgrace and it's finally, mercifully, almost over.

Almost. But let the non-stop cocksucking of A-Rod begin! Slurp, slurp. The media is treating this asshole's (forced) 'retirement' like he's Babe Ruth. Sickening and disgusting.

A-Rod is the most notorious liar, cheater and all-around douschebag baseball has ever seen. He is the poster child for all things disingenuous, hypocritical and selfish. Is there a more tainted athlete in American history? No. So can we please STOP with all this nostalgic bullshit and STOP telling the fairy tale that A-Rod is "one of the best ever". The Yankees, baseball fans and anyone who cares about integrity owe this lying cunt NOTHING.

Bye jerkface - and please let the door hit you in your steroid ass on the way out. NONE of his numbers can be taken seriously. Fuck A-Rod. Our long national nightmare is (almost) over and if I never hear from this lying cheating fuckhead again I will be (at last) happy. As a Yankee fan it has been a dozen years of embarrassment with this roidhead on my team. Now I have to suffer this non-stop pity parade for poor Alex, the highest paid athlete in sports history.

Good GOD can we just move on and lt this egotistical asshat disappear into the tabloids please? FUCK ALEX RODRIGUEZ.

(Somewhere Derek Jeter is laughing his ass off.)

Coup · 08-12-2016, 10:41 AM

nice meltdown

The Porn Nerd · 08-12-2016, 10:47 AM

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nice meltdown

More of a rant than a meltdown. LOL But I DO reserve my true passion and anger for meaningless things like baseball and the disgrace that is Alex Roidriguez.

I consider this thread therapeutic.

I am listening to non-stop A-Rod praise on the radio today and it's sickening.

Colmike9 · 08-12-2016, 10:49 AM

Bladewire · 08-12-2016, 10:58 AM

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Wait, him grabbing his own ass? Or who are they?

The Porn Nerd · 08-12-2016, 11:09 AM

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Haha!! That's fucking great!!

But there's my point: A-Rod grabs Derek Jeter's ass with Hideki Matsui (beloved) right there. Two honest amazing players with a shit stain in-between.

(Jeter's expression when A-Rod grabs his ass is priceless. Hey now!!)

TimS · 08-12-2016, 11:23 AM

And just to rub salt in that open wound ;-)

New York will still pay him the approximately $5.5 million remaining on this season?s contract, plus a $1 million signing bonus for 2017, plus all of next season?s $20 million contract. That?s a total of $26.5 million to not play baseball.

Joshua G · 08-12-2016, 11:24 AM

i myself was furious at the steinbrenners. when they gave him that 10 year deal...after he walked away from his contract, during a world series game! he embarrassed the yanks & looked for more money. But when he found no takers, fucking hank bails him out with a 300 million check. disgraceful.

so as far as im concerned the steinbrenners got what they deserved.

The Porn Nerd · 08-12-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TimS

And just to rub salt in that open wound ;-)

New York will still pay him the approximately $5.5 million remaining on this season’s contract, plus a $1 million signing bonus for 2017, plus all of next season’s $20 million contract. That’s a total of $26.5 million to not play baseball.

Indeed. That's why I called him a $500 million dollar victim. Why should anyone give a fuck for this dude?

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i myself was furious at the steinbrenners. when they gave him that 10 year deal...after he walked away from his contract, during a world series game! he embarrassed the yanks & looked for more money. But when he found no takers, fucking hank bails him out with a 300 million check. disgraceful.

so as far as im concerned the steinbrenners got what they deserved.

Excellent point! I was going to list all of A-Rod's atrocities but this is the one that really gets my goat. We were FREE OF HIM. he was OUT THE DOOR. And fucking Hank Steinbrenner gives him a 10 year $300 million contract. WTF?? Plus, A-Rod was 33 so I said at the time, "What, he's going to play til he's 43?" Madness.

I'll tell you this: If I could trade that one World Series ring (2009) with A-Rod for a Yankee team without A-Rod and no World Series ring I'd do it in a heartbeat.

PS: I still blame A-Rod's presence for the 2004 Boston Red Sox coming back from 3-0 down to win debacle. Talk about a curse in reverse! Grrrr!

arock10 · 08-12-2016, 11:47 AM

Baseball needs steroids

The Porn Nerd · 08-12-2016, 12:04 PM

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Baseball needs steroids

Sure, let's turn it into professional wrestling.

candyflip · 08-12-2016, 01:09 PM

We had tickets to come down for tonight's game, but when this all went down we sold them for 3 times what we paid for them.

PS. Girardi sucks too. Bring Mattingly home.

The Porn Nerd · 08-12-2016, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

We had tickets to come down for tonight's game, but when this all went down we sold them for 3 times what we paid for them.

PS. Girardi sucks too. Bring Mattingly home.

Smart business! The tix for tonight's game are going for record numbers. Dumbasses with too much money. LOL

Yeah Girardi...wtf is wrong with him? He says last week A-Rod can play every game then he sits him for three games. When questioned he goes, "I lost control of my emotions..." Come on man, fuck off already. Bring back Donnie Baseball!

Listening to sports talk radio all day...non-stop suckfest for A-Rod and not ONCE in four hours has the word 'steroids' been mentioned. Disgraceful (but predictable).

kane · 08-12-2016, 02:20 PM

He is still hated in Seattle. Nobody blamed him for taking the massive contract the Rangers gave him. However, as soon as he got to Texas he got with this group of people that were trying to get Boeing and other big companies to move to Texas. He made a video where he said, "I left Seattle to better myself, and I suggest you do the same." Mariner fans were livid. His first game back in Seattle they handed out fake dollar bills with his face on them. During his first at bat it rained A-Rod dollars as the boos were so loud you couldn't hear yourself think.

OneHungLo · 08-12-2016, 02:20 PM

The Porn Nerd · 08-12-2016, 02:48 PM

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He is still hated in Seattle. Nobody blamed him for taking the massive contract the Rangers gave him. However, as soon as he got to Texas he got with this group of people that were trying to get Boeing and other big companies to move to Texas. He made a video where he said, "I left Seattle to better myself, and I suggest you do the same." Mariner fans were livid. His first game back in Seattle they handed out fake dollar bills with his face on them. During his first at bat it rained A-Rod dollars as the boos were so loud you couldn't hear yourself think.

Wow I did not know that! Add that to the list of "issues" A-Dick has had in his tainted career. Yet today? Not a WORD about ANY of this shit, or how much he's hated, or how much he lied, or how much he cheated....just amazing how intense the propaganda is.

Joshua G · 08-12-2016, 04:39 PM

interesting that a little thunder storm. large enough only for yankee stadium, comes through to start the game. karma is real.

The Porn Nerd · 08-12-2016, 04:55 PM

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interesting that a little thunder storm. large enough only for yankee stadium, comes through to start the game. karma is real.

YES (pun intended).

Especially when tomorrow they are celebrating perhaps the most loveable Yankee Team of all time (1996) then on Sunday immortalizing the immortal Mariano Rivera. Leave it to A-Roid to fuck up a nice weekend of nostalgia and respect.

PS: Fox is sucking down A-Cock HARD and DEEP. Sickening. I hate this fucking guy and am ashamed he ever soiled a Yankee uniform.

The Porn Nerd · 08-12-2016, 04:57 PM

PSS: And if I hear "He really loves the game..." one more time I am going to fucking puke all over my TV.

IF HE LOVED THE GAME SO DAMN MUCH WHY DID HE CHEAT IT AGAIN AND AGAIN? THEN LIE ABOUT IT AGAIN AND AGAIN?

Fuck Alex Rodriguez and everyone who supports him.

plaster · 08-12-2016, 05:17 PM

The guy hit a lot of home runs though... should give him the respect he deserves. I think banning supplements that increase body strength is fucking stupid. But I also think 99% of this board is fucking stupid so...

Spunky · 08-12-2016, 05:24 PM

I've always thought Baseball players are way over rated and over paid

The Porn Nerd · 08-12-2016, 05:43 PM

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I've always thought Baseball players are way over rated and over paid

Yeah especially these days. Salaries are INSANE. But check out the new NBA deal with the networks. So now average basketball players are getting over 100 million. Total insanity.

Joshua G · 08-13-2016, 11:47 AM

i dunnow man. i liked baseball better with the cheats. but thats just me.

Yanks dont seem so bad as their reputation, after catching last nights game.

The Porn Nerd · 08-13-2016, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Joshua G

i dunnow man. i liked baseball better with the cheats. but thats just me.

Yanks dont seem so bad as their reputation, after catching last nights game.

They've been on a four game win streak lately but they are still a .500 team.

But they are bringing up all the prospects now so better days are ahead. The A-Rod era is OVER (thank the Lord).

lagwagon · 08-13-2016, 01:13 PM

At least you are not stuck cheering for the Diamondbacks...

The Porn Nerd · 08-13-2016, 01:41 PM

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At least you are not stuck cheering for the Diamondbacks...

LOL True! But you could add:

Padres
Twins
Nationals
Rays
Astros
Mariners
Rockies
etc etc

or.........THE METS.

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slapass · 08-14-2016, 07:00 AM

Since they are giving him a free pass can't we assume they are all on steroids? They are treating him like a hero and putting his stats up all over etc. If the other guys weren't doing it they would be outraged but no one seems to care at all.

The Porn Nerd · 08-14-2016, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Since they are giving him a free pass can't we assume they are all on steroids? They are treating him like a hero and putting his stats up all over etc. If the other guys weren't doing it they would be outraged but no one seems to care at all.

I know, and that is what is so upsetting to me. The days of people holding cheats accountable has long since passed. It's like an entire Generation does not give a fuck about anything anymore. Very sad.

CDSmith · 08-14-2016, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Good GOD can we just move on and lt this egotistical asshat disappear into the tabloids please? FUCK ALEX RODRIGUEZ.

That's all you really needed to say.

slapass · 08-14-2016, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I know, and that is what is so upsetting to me. The days of people holding cheats accountable has long since passed. It's like an entire Generation does not give a fuck about anything anymore. Very sad.

My point is they are all cheating so why should we care? It is no longer a real sport.

fris · 08-14-2016, 12:32 PM

they should remove barry bonds from the top spot in home runs, he doesnt deserve it. hank aaron should be still #1

The Porn Nerd · 08-14-2016, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass

My point is they are all cheating so why should we care? It is no longer a real sport.

It's doing a little better now. The drug testing is better tho I still think players like David Ortiz are still using roids (thank God HE will be retiring this year, too). But I get your point.

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they should remove barry bonds from the top spot in home runs, he doesnt deserve it. hank aaron should be still #1

Indeed. But I also have a problem with Roger Maris getting 8 more games than The Babe to break 60.

But as long as Barroid Bonds and Mark McGwire are HITTING COACHES wearing Major League uniforms MLB will never get out from under the disgrace of steroids.

poncabare · 08-14-2016, 03:22 PM

that pic of him kissing a mirror is so stupid

AMDWarrior · 08-14-2016, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

They've been on a four game win streak lately but they are still a .500 team.

But they are bringing up all the prospects now so better days are ahead. The A-Rod era is OVER (thank the Lord).

LOL you're such a little pussy.. cry a little more

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The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,635	A-Rod Can Go Fuck Himself Alex Rodriguez, the 500 million dollar victim. Today is Alex Rodriguez' last game, the last time A-Rod will infect the New York Yankees with his presence. Twelve years of this disgrace and it's finally, mercifully, almost over. Almost. But let the non-stop cocksucking of A-Rod begin! Slurp, slurp. The media is treating this asshole's (forced) 'retirement' like he's Babe Ruth. Sickening and disgusting. A-Rod is the most notorious liar, cheater and all-around douschebag baseball has ever seen. He is the poster child for all things disingenuous, hypocritical and selfish. Is there a more tainted athlete in American history? No. So can we please STOP with all this nostalgic bullshit and STOP telling the fairy tale that A-Rod is "one of the best ever". The Yankees, baseball fans and anyone who cares about integrity owe this lying cunt NOTHING. Bye jerkface - and please let the door hit you in your steroid ass on the way out. NONE of his numbers can be taken seriously. Fuck A-Rod. Our long national nightmare is (almost) over and if I never hear from this lying cheating fuckhead again I will be (at last) happy. As a Yankee fan it has been a dozen years of embarrassment with this roidhead on my team. Now I have to suffer this non-stop pity parade for poor Alex, the highest paid athlete in sports history. Good GOD can we just move on and lt this egotistical asshat disappear into the tabloids please? FUCK ALEX RODRIGUEZ. (Somewhere Derek Jeter is laughing his ass off.) __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

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TimS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 231	And just to rub salt in that open wound ;-) New York will still pay him the approximately $5.5 million remaining on this season?s contract, plus a $1 million signing bonus for 2017, plus all of next season?s $20 million contract. That?s a total of $26.5 million to not play baseball.

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Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	i myself was furious at the steinbrenners. when they gave him that 10 year deal...after he walked away from his contract, during a world series game! he embarrassed the yanks & looked for more money. But when he found no takers, fucking hank bails him out with a 300 million check. disgraceful. so as far as im concerned the steinbrenners got what they deserved.

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