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A-Rod Can Go Fuck Himself
Alex Rodriguez, the 500 million dollar victim.
Today is Alex Rodriguez' last game, the last time A-Rod will infect the New York Yankees with his presence. Twelve years of this disgrace and it's finally, mercifully, almost over.
Almost. But let the non-stop cocksucking of A-Rod begin! Slurp, slurp. The media is treating this asshole's (forced) 'retirement' like he's Babe Ruth. Sickening and disgusting.
A-Rod is the most notorious liar, cheater and all-around douschebag baseball has ever seen. He is the poster child for all things disingenuous, hypocritical and selfish. Is there a more tainted athlete in American history? No. So can we please STOP with all this nostalgic bullshit and STOP telling the fairy tale that A-Rod is "one of the best ever". The Yankees, baseball fans and anyone who cares about integrity owe this lying cunt NOTHING.
Bye jerkface - and please let the door hit you in your steroid ass on the way out. NONE of his numbers can be taken seriously. Fuck A-Rod. Our long national nightmare is (almost) over and if I never hear from this lying cheating fuckhead again I will be (at last) happy. As a Yankee fan it has been a dozen years of embarrassment with this roidhead on my team. Now I have to suffer this non-stop pity parade for poor Alex, the highest paid athlete in sports history.
Good GOD can we just move on and lt this egotistical asshat disappear into the tabloids please? FUCK ALEX RODRIGUEZ.
(Somewhere Derek Jeter is laughing his ass off.)
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