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03-31-2003, 04:37 PM
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**rant/i'm Not Crazy/i'm Being Held Prisoner**
Hello. My name is Donald Murphy. I have been persecuted for my possession of legal pornography in my country -- U.S.A..
There is something seriously wrong with what is happening with me and continuing to go on in my country. They have institutionalized me and I have been drugged by force. Psychics have attempted to destroy my life. I had many American Pornographic Magazines and they were confiscated years ago around 1995. I was then put in a cubicle of a psychiatric ward and denied the use of a shower for 3 days. I am living in a world where an impotent government has been castrated and doesn't know what to do about the violation of an AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RIGHTS. They are brainwashers and liars no matter what kind of spin this fucking government tries to put on this situation. CLEAN UP THE MESS, BUSH! |
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03-31-2003, 04:38 PM
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sucks to be you
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03-31-2003, 04:39 PM
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yet, you have access to the internet???
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03-31-2003, 04:39 PM
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03-31-2003, 04:46 PM
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Who is they? And why were they in your residence able to confiscate your legal pornography collection in the first place? And why did they institutionalize you - my guess is it wasn't because of your porno... Something doesn't add up here. Like saying you got in a wreck on the freeway because the guy in front of you decided to stop... nevermind the fact that you were drunk off your ass. |
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03-31-2003, 04:51 PM
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NURSE!!!!!!
lol sorry...had to do it... <br><br><br> |
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03-31-2003, 04:57 PM
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I live in Oregon. I'm rather infamous, though no one ever seems to recognize or acknowledge me to my face. I'm "special" like many jealous people seem to believe. "Special" meaning better than everyone and anyone else in the world. I'm a man of modest means that comes from a blue collar family. I myself was a blue collar worker and was trying to make my way in the world when someone ruined my dreams. |
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03-31-2003, 04:59 PM
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you're a loony.. AND you're waiting for Bush to help you? Double crazy..
go fuck yourself! 
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03-31-2003, 05:05 PM
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03-31-2003, 05:12 PM
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I have been banned from certain message boards due to nature of the controversy I cause and due to the jealousy of others. Some people like me and some people hate me. Some just could care less!
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03-31-2003, 05:19 PM
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03-31-2003, 05:21 PM
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03-31-2003, 05:32 PM
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I guess a lot of people in the ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY are worried about doing my documentary. They are worried about legal issues and people's perceptions of them if they do my documentary. Look, I love these people in the porn industry. They are why I am famous. (Oh yeah, ignore that part because I'm crazy...) I was put in an institution because some quacks wanted to exploit me and lie about me. They also wanted to treat me like a guinea pig. All of this because of the things I did in my bedroom, of which consisted playing with homemade toys, pee, a tray, some crapon (not in a hat though..), and LEGAL PORNOGRAPHY! All of this LEGAL PORNOGRAPHY, in magazine format, was confiscated by these quacks.
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03-31-2003, 05:35 PM
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Is it a documentary about Bizarro-World?
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03-31-2003, 06:19 PM
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03-31-2003, 06:27 PM
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03-31-2003, 06:33 PM
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I WORKED HARD LIFTING WEIGHTS ON THAT GODDAMN BENCH AND WORKING THAT STAIRMASTER Pablo GAVE ME |
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03-31-2003, 06:34 PM
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Do you have any family members that do any time traveling?
Maybe I can hook you up with one of our many beautiful institutionalized women at PrisonMates! |
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03-31-2003, 06:36 PM
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03-31-2003, 06:39 PM
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03-31-2003, 06:51 PM
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]It is *ME* that volunteered to put my life on the line for the citizens of this Country when I was in the military. It is *ME* that wants your rights as a citizen of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA protected from the corruption that has caused me to be mistreated, disrespected and slandered. Remember that, 'cuz you know I will. It is *ME* that supports everyone in the UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES, EVERY CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES
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03-31-2003, 06:55 PM
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do you have your own domain name? and if so, is it lawrenceconnor.com ?
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03-31-2003, 06:57 PM
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This thread makes my head hurt.
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03-31-2003, 07:12 PM
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i sale good tinfoil hats
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03-31-2003, 07:29 PM
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03-31-2003, 07:48 PM
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03-31-2003, 08:00 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by don1409murphy
[B] damn get a grip dude..and fuck looks like some one beat you with the ugly stick..if i was a guys and i looked as bad as u....i would pray that i would get locked up... |
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03-31-2003, 08:21 PM
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03-31-2003, 08:44 PM
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Damn
Now that's a fine mullet-wife-beater-trailer-trash specimen
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03-31-2003, 08:45 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by KrazieSweets
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03-31-2003, 08:48 PM
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KNOW WHY I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN AK-47!!! |
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03-31-2003, 08:53 PM
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"Ooohhh..This hard-on is for you! My dick is hard for you!" And the stupid psychic bitch got all horny! |
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03-31-2003, 09:23 PM
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03-31-2003, 09:36 PM
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Just wondering.... Do you hear voices comming from the TV even when it's turned off ???
And would someone in Oregon go over and beat the nurse for not giving this guy his meds. 
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03-31-2003, 09:42 PM
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don1409murphy, take your lithium pills man
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03-31-2003, 10:04 PM
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03-31-2003, 10:12 PM
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03-31-2003, 11:13 PM
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03-31-2003, 11:27 PM
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Girl: Hi
Boy: hello Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up. Boy: Are you there? Boy: fuck you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD! Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the hell do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake. Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go fuck yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Boy: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Boy: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Boy: ok? Boy: Hello? Girl: You can't be serious Boy: Oh yes I am! Boy: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is retarded Boy: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Boy: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Boy: Ok. Here we go. Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Boy: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Boy: You gotta do better than that! Boy: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away. Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: Hello? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!! |
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03-31-2003, 11:52 PM
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Look, I was invited to this board. One of your members send me an e-mail inviting me here.
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