Sharky, I suggest you get cash in advance :)

Myles is not to be trusted.

http://www.templatemonster.com/scree...800/1836-b.jpg

You can get this one for 45$ on templatemonster.....

Wow windows doesn't even accept URIs like /order.abc.html as a hyperlink.

I guess following the standards would put their browsers at risk.

http://www.hostskin.com/

also suggest getting the one with the least freaky looking strangers.