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Wizzo · 03-31-2003, 09:20 AM

When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
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The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
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A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus-stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. Damn, I like that one..
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An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant." The Mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation byhaving sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watchedthe horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out thewindow! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again ."

ldinternet · 03-31-2003, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by Wizzo
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus-stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

haaaahahahaha

Raven · 03-31-2003, 09:25 AM

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hybrid · 03-31-2003, 09:26 AM

That is some funny shit, man. Where'd it come from?

KingK7 · 03-31-2003, 09:26 AM

Wizzo · 03-31-2003, 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by hybrid
That is some funny shit, man. Where'd it come from?

Just one of those stupid things that people email to you... I'm not sure why I read it, but thought it was kinda funny...

TheFLY · 03-31-2003, 09:57 AM

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All over the world the afflicted stare
motionless and blank-faced apparently communicating
to "GFY" -- at first thought to be a cult or terrorist network,
when probed by the CIA, the same
response was always "Go Fuck Yourself". One of the afflicted,
better known as "TheFLY" -- under direct orders from
George Bush, was swatted by the SWAT team
out of pity and general frustration... <img src="http://ontheroadwdrevil.home.att.net/FiringSquad.jpg"> Bush was quoted as saying "The GFY regime is a threat to freedom and we must exterminate those parties that support this madness!"

Their leader known as Lensman was last seen fleeing investigators a red viper. Aparently he has shaved since this photo released by authorities. <img src="http://www.solidentertainment.com/images/social/firesquad_lg.jpg"> Currently work is being done by graphic artists to
recontruct his face to see what the suspect would look like without facial hair...

AWW - Kevin · 03-31-2003, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by Wizzo
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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus-stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. Damn, I like that one..
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Not Funny!!
they had no internet ..i got no work done for three day's

03-31-2003, 09:20 AM	#1
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	Stupid People Nominees When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. ******************************************** The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. ************************************ A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. ******************************** After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus-stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. Damn, I like that one.. ******************************* An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. ************************************** A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant." The Mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation byhaving sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watchedthe horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out thewindow! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again ." __________________ Looking for Opportunity!**

03-31-2003, 09:25 AM	#3
Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	http://www.darwinawards.com/ __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~

03-31-2003, 09:26 AM	#4
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	That is some funny shit, man. Where'd it come from?

03-31-2003, 09:26 AM	#5
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372

03-31-2003, 09:57 AM	#7
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	------------------------------------------------------------------ All over the world the afflicted stare motionless and blank-faced apparently communicating to "GFY" -- at first thought to be a cult or terrorist network, when probed by the CIA, the same response was always "Go Fuck Yourself". One of the afflicted, better known as "TheFLY" -- under direct orders from George Bush, was swatted by the SWAT team out of pity and general frustration... <img src="http://ontheroadwdrevil.home.att.net/FiringSquad.jpg"> Bush was quoted as saying "The GFY regime is a threat to freedom and we must exterminate those parties that support this madness!" Their leader known as Lensman was last seen fleeing investigators a red viper. Aparently he has shaved since this photo released by authorities. <img src="http://www.solidentertainment.com/images/social/firesquad_lg.jpg"> Currently work is being done by graphic artists to recontruct his face to see what the suspect would look like without facial hair...