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stanton · 03-29-2003, 04:12 PM

So this guy got sick (flu) and he was lying in his bed bored and tired, had nothing to do..thinking about his girlfriend...she came with fresh home-made brownies and a tape of Simpsons (he loved simpsons). She stayed a little bit with him and left..so few hours later he was siting in his bed, munching on those fresh baked brownies and watching the tape....suddenly Simpsons stops and home made taped video starts where he sees his sweet girlfriend being fucked by some unknown guy, then he cums on her face and her mouth...she spits it in a bowl of dough...and says: you have been dumped fucker...

Amber C · 03-29-2003, 04:15 PM

Holy shit that is fucking hilarious!!!!

B40 · 03-29-2003, 04:17 PM

And he was sick too....

03-29-2003, 04:17 PM

Jizar II · 03-29-2003, 04:22 PM

alman · 03-29-2003, 04:24 PM

How are you holding up stanton ?
Don't worry you'll get over it, its just a dumb slut

stanton · 03-29-2003, 04:27 PM

it wasnt me

Scootermuze · 03-29-2003, 04:32 PM

Sounds like one of those urban legends like this:

A bride and a groom are at their wedding reception. Everything is going perfectly when the groom stands up to give a toast. He thanks all the guests for coming and for the stack of presents on the table, then thanks the father of the bride for the beautiful reception.

He then tells the guests that he has a surprise for all of them. He instructs them to look under their chairs. They do and find a picture taped to the bottom of each seat.

The guests are shocked and horrified! It's a picture of the bride and the best man having sex! The groom says he had a feeling they were having an affair and hired an investigator who took the photo. He then says to the father of the bride, "Thanks for the $30,000 sit-down dinner and party, but I'm out of here." And he walked out.

detoxed · 03-29-2003, 04:45 PM

he then mailed the tape to her mother and father and every boyfriend she ever had in the future. The end.

NoCarrier · 03-29-2003, 04:53 PM

No, actually the guy that was sick in bed. We are not going to give his name real name, Only"stanton". Got horny watching the guy's dick and became gay.

The end.

benthompson · 03-29-2003, 04:56 PM

stanton · 03-29-2003, 05:00 PM

speak english french frog

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
No, actually the guy that was sick in bed. We are not going to give his name real name, Only"stanton". Got horny watching the guy's dick and became gay.

The end.

Fartman · 03-29-2003, 05:00 PM

So Stanton is gay now since he's eaten the brownies? You like the cock now Stanton?

Torn Rose · 03-29-2003, 05:00 PM

Actully, I do know of a guy who was at a wedding and the best man who was well beyond trashed gave a speech and was crying and blubbering and said hes upset cause hes always wanted to fuck the bride.

The groom and grooms father proceded to kick his ass....

TheJimmy · 03-29-2003, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
he then mailed the tape to her mother and father and every boyfriend she ever had in the future. The end.

Don't forget, made a website featuring her on the splash page & spammed 300m emails on day one of it's existance

stanton · 03-29-2003, 05:01 PM

your mother loves my cock

Quote:

Originally posted by Fartman
So Stanton is gay now since he's eaten the brownies? You like the cock now Stanton?

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 05:03 PM

If something like that would ever happen-- I'd justify murder.

Fartman · 03-29-2003, 05:03 PM

You would do a woman who has a kid named Fartman? First cum filled brownies now this. The respect is gone , you have no shame.

stanton · 03-29-2003, 05:06 PM

yes, then i would do you right in the poopshoot

Quote:

Originally posted by Fartman
You would do a woman who has a kid named Fartman? First cum filled brownies now this. The respect is gone , you have no shame.

Fartman · 03-29-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stanton
yes, then i would do you right in the poopshoot

So the brownies DID make you gay?

stanton · 03-29-2003, 05:14 PM

go submit some TGPs , stop wasting your time

Quote:

Originally posted by Fartman

So the brownies DID make you gay?

Fartman · 03-29-2003, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stanton
go submit some TGPs , stop wasting your time

Just fucking with you dude. Could you send me the details of your hosting to [email protected] please?

03-29-2003, 04:12 PM	#1
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	Real true story... So this guy got sick (flu) and he was lying in his bed bored and tired, had nothing to do..thinking about his girlfriend...she came with fresh home-made brownies and a tape of Simpsons (he loved simpsons). She stayed a little bit with him and left..so few hours later he was siting in his bed, munching on those fresh baked brownies and watching the tape....suddenly Simpsons stops and home made taped video starts where he sees his sweet girlfriend being fucked by some unknown guy, then he cums on her face and her mouth...she spits it in a bowl of dough...and says: you have been dumped fucker...

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	No, actually the guy that was sick in bed. We are not going to give his name real name, Only"stanton". Got horny watching the guy's dick and became gay. The end. __________________

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Amber C Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sin City Posts: 207	Holy shit that is fucking hilarious!!!!

03-29-2003, 04:24 PM	#6
alman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 31	How are you holding up stanton ? Don't worry you'll get over it, its just a dumb slut

03-29-2003, 04:27 PM	#7
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	it wasnt me

03-29-2003, 04:32 PM	#8
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	Sounds like one of those urban legends like this: A bride and a groom are at their wedding reception. Everything is going perfectly when the groom stands up to give a toast. He thanks all the guests for coming and for the stack of presents on the table, then thanks the father of the bride for the beautiful reception. He then tells the guests that he has a surprise for all of them. He instructs them to look under their chairs. They do and find a picture taped to the bottom of each seat. The guests are shocked and horrified! It's a picture of the bride and the best man having sex! The groom says he had a feeling they were having an affair and hired an investigator who took the photo. He then says to the father of the bride, "Thanks for the $30,000 sit-down dinner and party, but I'm out of here." And he walked out.

03-29-2003, 04:45 PM	#9
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	he then mailed the tape to her mother and father and every boyfriend she ever had in the future. The end.

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Fartman Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: If I was up your ass you'd know. Posts: 50	So Stanton is gay now since he's eaten the brownies? You like the cock now Stanton?

03-29-2003, 05:00 PM	#14
Torn Rose Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 752	Actully, I do know of a guy who was at a wedding and the best man who was well beyond trashed gave a speech and was crying and blubbering and said hes upset cause hes always wanted to fuck the bride. The groom and grooms father proceded to kick his ass....

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	If something like that would ever happen-- I'd justify murder. __________________ ..and I'm off.