Real true story...
 

So this guy got sick (flu) and he was lying in his bed bored and tired, had nothing to do..thinking about his girlfriend...she came with fresh home-made brownies and a tape of Simpsons (he loved simpsons). She stayed a little bit with him and left..so few hours later he was siting in his bed, munching on those fresh baked brownies and watching the tape....suddenly Simpsons stops and home made taped video starts where he sees his sweet girlfriend being fucked by some unknown guy, then he cums on her face and her mouth...she spits it in a bowl of dough...and says: you have been dumped fucker...

Holy shit that is fucking hilarious!!!!:1orglaugh

And he was sick too....

lol

LOL :1orglaugh

How are you holding up stanton ?
Don't worry you'll get over it, its just a dumb slut :)

it wasnt me :1orglaugh

Sounds like one of those urban legends like this:


A bride and a groom are at their wedding reception. Everything is going perfectly when the groom stands up to give a toast. He thanks all the guests for coming and for the stack of presents on the table, then thanks the father of the bride for the beautiful reception.

He then tells the guests that he has a surprise for all of them. He instructs them to look under their chairs. They do and find a picture taped to the bottom of each seat.

The guests are shocked and horrified! It's a picture of the bride and the best man having sex! The groom says he had a feeling they were having an affair and hired an investigator who took the photo. He then says to the father of the bride, "Thanks for the $30,000 sit-down dinner and party, but I'm out of here." And he walked out.

he then mailed the tape to her mother and father and every boyfriend she ever had in the future. The end.

No, actually the guy that was sick in bed. We are not going to give his name real name, Only"stanton". Got horny watching the guy's dick and became gay.

The end.

:1orglaugh

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So Stanton is gay now since he's eaten the brownies? You like the cock now Stanton? :1orglaugh

Actully, I do know of a guy who was at a wedding and the best man who was well beyond trashed gave a speech and was crying and blubbering and said hes upset cause hes always wanted to fuck the bride.

The groom and grooms father proceded to kick his ass....

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Don't forget, made a website featuring her on the splash page & spammed 300m emails on day one of it's existance :)

your mother loves my cock

If something like that would ever happen-- I'd justify murder.

You would do a woman who has a kid named Fartman? First cum filled brownies now this. The respect is gone , you have no shame. :Graucho

yes, then i would do you right in the poopshoot

So the brownies DID make you gay?

go submit some TGPs , stop wasting your time

Just fucking with you dude. Could you send me the details of your hosting to [email protected] please?