Do you think United States is going to attack my country (Brazil) one day? - GoFuckYourself.com

deliriumtremens · 03-28-2003, 08:48 PM

I think US will. I think US will say that we were unable to pay the debt and then they are going to nuke us to get the water that we have. I don't know. Just my two cents.

MetaformX · 03-28-2003, 08:50 PM

no they won't....we only have 1 more year of Bush left, so we won't get around to it

deliriumtremens · 03-28-2003, 08:52 PM

Hey, MetaFormX, I want those words under your name, under mine!!! I love KimmyKim!!!

Gary · 03-28-2003, 08:52 PM

I would imagine so. Depends how quickly they get through the middle east, then south america will be next.

BRISK · 03-28-2003, 08:54 PM

Fuck the water! Brazil has like 70% of the world's supply of trannies!

If thats not a valueable resource, I don't know what is!

ThumbEcstasy · 03-28-2003, 08:59 PM

The Gracies would kill our whole army

arg · 03-28-2003, 09:14 PM

We'd never attack you, we'd liberate you! Your repressive regime is denying your freedom by failing to pay back our money and ignoring US-held patents on AIDS drugs. Doing this hurts your sense of individual self esteem, and we must overthrow your government to rectify this!

Seriously though, I don't think so. Just defaulting on loans or ripping off patents isn't enough to get us to go to war. It might eventually get you an embargo, like with Cuba, but not a war. Before 9/11, perhaps the US would have built up toward a war with drug-exporting South/Central American countries like Columbia, but Brazil isn't a playa in either drug exportation or terrorism, just for having a kinda sad economy, and that's true of most of the world these days. There are just too many countries ahead of you on our "nations we'd like to someday conquer" list.

Rochard · 03-28-2003, 09:34 PM

Got any oil?

Hansm · 03-28-2003, 09:39 PM

we did pay brazil 3,9 billion miljard last year.

the netherlands did give that to brazil.

i must tell one thing about brazil, there are living hot girls in brazil what i did see on television here today.

NetRodent · 03-28-2003, 09:47 PM

No reason to attack Brazil. Canada has plenty of fresh water and its right next door. Wars close to home make it easier for the troops to stop by McDonalds on their lunch breaks.

xerox · 03-28-2003, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
Got any oil?

dig420 · 03-28-2003, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbEcstasy
The Gracies would kill our whole army

Exactly. Nobody fucks with Helio. Period.

oscer · 03-28-2003, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by deliriumtremens
I think US will. I think US will say that we were unable to pay the debt and then they are going to nuke us to get the water that we have. I don't know. Just my two cents.

What the hell are you talking about ......

primo DM · 03-28-2003, 09:57 PM

i think brazil is like one of our bitches.

sexyclicks · 03-28-2003, 10:00 PM

brazil will attack the us

sneaker · 03-28-2003, 11:28 PM

**** TOP SECRET ****

FROM: White House
TO: Defense Department
RE: Strategic Plan
Target: Brazil

Method: We invade and have sex with all the hot women located within the country lowering the sex rate of the local men that would be forced to have sex with ugly women causing a lower birth rate.

Side Note: Stop all shippments of beer to prevent the "beer goggle effect".

**** END TRANSMISSION ****

Gutterboy · 03-28-2003, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Fuck the water! Brazil has like 70% of the world's supply of trannies!

If thats not a valueable resource, I don't know what is!

Too true!

ThunderBalls · 03-28-2003, 11:35 PM

Wow, I cant believe this:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/8921232.asp?0cv=CB10

WASHINGTON, March 28 ? Reporters uncovered late today President Bush has secret plans to take military action against Brazil. Earlier today MSNBC reporter Dennis JoMachen received an anonymous fax about the planned attack in which it detailed strategic airstrikes against the country that would be comparable to the airstrikes currently taking place in Baghdad. Hours after receiving the fax reporters confronted the President at the White House at which time he adamantly denied having any knowledge of such an attack. When further pressed the President became angry and said "Yea, ok, its true. Brazil owes us $250 billion and quite frankly I'm sick of it." Bush went on to say "As much money as a damn cup of coffee costs I see no reason they cannot pay us". Other reporters witnessing the incident claimed Bush became agitated as he spoke and was clearly very uncomfortable.
CNN reporter Marsha Grimsley said "His face was a bright red and he kept grabbing his crotch". Bush then said he had to urinate and ran away from the reporters down a White House hall.

czarkazm · 03-29-2003, 12:00 AM

Delirium, why don't you phone Israel up and ask.

goBigtime · 03-29-2003, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
no they won't....we only have 1 more year of Bush left, so we won't get around to it

Not 1 year... 584 days.

And good luck with your vote.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2003Mar27.html

Kevlar · 03-29-2003, 12:14 AM

You don't have oil, do you?

Mutt · 03-29-2003, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by dig420

Exactly. Nobody fucks with Helio. Period.

is this true? if you lease Helio's leased plugins and run up bandwidth overage charges and don't pay they will hunt you down and hurt you?

Are there any other violent content providers or just Helio?

Go with HustlerContent! Larry Flynt is a pussycat unlike Helio!

Mutt · 03-29-2003, 12:19 AM

oh............you said Helio, not Holio.

nevermind.

Jer · 03-29-2003, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Got any oil?

Actually yes.
Just 10% of our oil needs are imported. And just 1 month ago a new oil place was discovered. Very good oil, same quality as in Iraq.

Our gold, diamond and wood are in Europe. But the oil is ours

Jer

Jer · 03-29-2003, 08:49 AM

But some fuckers are stealing our girls. Lot's of men from Europe/USA visit us and back with our most precious stuff: girls.

Jer · 03-29-2003, 08:49 AM

You're welcome to steal our trannies.

deliriumtremens · 03-29-2003, 10:39 AM

"The Gracies would kill our whole army". LOL!

Donny · 03-29-2003, 10:40 AM

Interlude · 03-29-2003, 10:48 AM

Yeah, why not. You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cocksucker from Brazil.

TheFLY · 03-29-2003, 11:17 AM

As far as I know, the USA has secret training camps where soldiers are sent to south america on killing sprees... I'd look up some links but i really grow weary of bashing the Empire...

Where is Luke Skywalker when you need him?

genomega · 03-29-2003, 12:13 PM

Quote:

I think US will. I think US will say that we were unable to pay the debt and then they are going to nuke us to get the water that we have. I don't know. Just my two cents.

Any country that kills children on the streets like rats needs to be nuked.

sneaker · 03-29-2003, 04:02 PM

Sorry, hate to tell you guys this but im sure the defense department has a "battle plan" for EVERY country or situtation internationally that may arise. Nothing new.

03-28-2003, 08:48 PM	#1
deliriumtremens Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 206	Do you think United States is going to attack my country (Brazil) one day? I think US will. I think US will say that we were unable to pay the debt and then they are going to nuke us to get the water that we have. I don't know. Just my two cents.

03-28-2003, 08:50 PM	#2
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	no they won't....we only have 1 more year of Bush left, so we won't get around to it __________________

03-28-2003, 08:54 PM	#5
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Fuck the water! Brazil has like 70% of the world's supply of trannies! If thats not a valueable resource, I don't know what is! __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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03-28-2003, 09:34 PM	#8
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,620	Got any oil? __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

03-28-2003, 08:52 PM	#3
deliriumtremens Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 206	Hey, MetaFormX, I want those words under your name, under mine!!! I love KimmyKim!!!

03-28-2003, 08:52 PM	#4
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I would imagine so. Depends how quickly they get through the middle east, then south america will be next.

03-28-2003, 09:14 PM	#7
arg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,164	We'd never attack you, we'd liberate you! Your repressive regime is denying your freedom by failing to pay back our money and ignoring US-held patents on AIDS drugs. Doing this hurts your sense of individual self esteem, and we must overthrow your government to rectify this! Seriously though, I don't think so. Just defaulting on loans or ripping off patents isn't enough to get us to go to war. It might eventually get you an embargo, like with Cuba, but not a war. Before 9/11, perhaps the US would have built up toward a war with drug-exporting South/Central American countries like Columbia, but Brazil isn't a playa in either drug exportation or terrorism, just for having a kinda sad economy, and that's true of most of the world these days. There are just too many countries ahead of you on our "nations we'd like to someday conquer" list.

03-28-2003, 09:39 PM	#9
Hansm Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 871	we did pay brazil 3,9 billion miljard last year. the netherlands did give that to brazil. i must tell one thing about brazil, there are living hot girls in brazil what i did see on television here today. Last edited by Hansm; 03-28-2003 at 09:41 PM..

03-28-2003, 09:47 PM	#10
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	No reason to attack Brazil. Canada has plenty of fresh water and its right next door. Wars close to home make it easier for the troops to stop by McDonalds on their lunch breaks. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

03-28-2003, 09:57 PM	#14
primo DM Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Seattle, Wa Posts: 159	i think brazil is like one of our bitches. __________________ This Space for Rent. CF4L!

03-28-2003, 10:00 PM	#15
sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	brazil will attack the us

03-28-2003, 11:28 PM	#16
sneaker So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 251	** TOP SECRET FROM: White House TO: Defense Department RE: Strategic Plan Target: Brazil Method: We invade and have sex with all the hot women located within the country lowering the sex rate of the local men that would be forced to have sex with ugly women causing a lower birth rate. Side Note: Stop all shippments of beer to prevent the "beer goggle effect". END TRANSMISSION **

03-28-2003, 11:35 PM	#18
ThunderBalls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mesosphere Posts: 2,926	Wow, I cant believe this: http://www.msnbc.com/news/8921232.asp?0cv=CB10 WASHINGTON, March 28 ? Reporters uncovered late today President Bush has secret plans to take military action against Brazil. Earlier today MSNBC reporter Dennis JoMachen received an anonymous fax about the planned attack in which it detailed strategic airstrikes against the country that would be comparable to the airstrikes currently taking place in Baghdad. Hours after receiving the fax reporters confronted the President at the White House at which time he adamantly denied having any knowledge of such an attack. When further pressed the President became angry and said "Yea, ok, its true. Brazil owes us $250 billion and quite frankly I'm sick of it." Bush went on to say "As much money as a damn cup of coffee costs I see no reason they cannot pay us". Other reporters witnessing the incident claimed Bush became agitated as he spoke and was clearly very uncomfortable. CNN reporter Marsha Grimsley said "His face was a bright red and he kept grabbing his crotch". Bush then said he had to urinate and ran away from the reporters down a White House hall.

03-29-2003, 12:00 AM	#19
czarkazm Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 225	Delirium, why don't you phone Israel up and ask.

03-29-2003, 12:14 AM	#21
Kevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 309	You don't have oil, do you?

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	oh............you said Helio, not Holio. nevermind. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

03-29-2003, 08:49 AM	#25
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	But some fuckers are stealing our girls. Lot's of men from Europe/USA visit us and back with our most precious stuff: girls.

03-29-2003, 10:39 AM	#27
deliriumtremens Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 206	"The Gracies would kill our whole army". LOL!

03-29-2003, 10:40 AM	#28
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Yes.

03-29-2003, 10:48 AM	#29
Interlude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: State of Denial Posts: 1,147	Yeah, why not. You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cocksucker from Brazil.

03-29-2003, 11:17 AM	#30
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	As far as I know, the USA has secret training camps where soldiers are sent to south america on killing sprees... I'd look up some links but i really grow weary of bashing the Empire... Where is Luke Skywalker when you need him?

03-29-2003, 04:02 PM	#32
sneaker So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 251	Sorry, hate to tell you guys this but im sure the defense department has a "battle plan" for EVERY country or situtation internationally that may arise. Nothing new.