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deliriumtremens 03-28-2003 08:48 PM

Do you think United States is going to attack my country (Brazil) one day?
 
I think US will. I think US will say that we were unable to pay the debt and then they are going to nuke us to get the water that we have. I don't know. Just my two cents.

MetaformX 03-28-2003 08:50 PM

no they won't....we only have 1 more year of Bush left, so we won't get around to it

deliriumtremens 03-28-2003 08:52 PM

Hey, MetaFormX, I want those words under your name, under mine!!! I love KimmyKim!!!

Gary 03-28-2003 08:52 PM

I would imagine so. Depends how quickly they get through the middle east, then south america will be next.

BRISK 03-28-2003 08:54 PM

Fuck the water! Brazil has like 70% of the world's supply of trannies!

If thats not a valueable resource, I don't know what is! :1orglaugh

ThumbEcstasy 03-28-2003 08:59 PM

The Gracies would kill our whole army :)

arg 03-28-2003 09:14 PM

We'd never attack you, we'd liberate you! Your repressive regime is denying your freedom by failing to pay back our money and ignoring US-held patents on AIDS drugs. Doing this hurts your sense of individual self esteem, and we must overthrow your government to rectify this!

Seriously though, I don't think so. Just defaulting on loans or ripping off patents isn't enough to get us to go to war. It might eventually get you an embargo, like with Cuba, but not a war. Before 9/11, perhaps the US would have built up toward a war with drug-exporting South/Central American countries like Columbia, but Brazil isn't a playa in either drug exportation or terrorism, just for having a kinda sad economy, and that's true of most of the world these days. There are just too many countries ahead of you on our "nations we'd like to someday conquer" list.

Rochard 03-28-2003 09:34 PM

Got any oil?

Hansm 03-28-2003 09:39 PM

we did pay brazil 3,9 billion miljard last year.

the netherlands did give that to brazil.

i must tell one thing about brazil, there are living hot girls in brazil what i did see on television here today.

NetRodent 03-28-2003 09:47 PM

No reason to attack Brazil. Canada has plenty of fresh water and its right next door. Wars close to home make it easier for the troops to stop by McDonalds on their lunch breaks.

xerox 03-28-2003 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Got any oil?
:1orglaugh

dig420 03-28-2003 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbEcstasy
The Gracies would kill our whole army :)
Exactly. Nobody fucks with Helio. Period.

oscer 03-28-2003 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by deliriumtremens
I think US will. I think US will say that we were unable to pay the debt and then they are going to nuke us to get the water that we have. I don't know. Just my two cents.
What the hell are you talking about ......

primo DM 03-28-2003 09:57 PM

i think brazil is like one of our bitches.

sexyclicks 03-28-2003 10:00 PM

brazil will attack the us

sneaker 03-28-2003 11:28 PM

**** TOP SECRET ****

FROM: White House
TO: Defense Department
RE: Strategic Plan
Target: Brazil

Method: We invade and have sex with all the hot women located within the country lowering the sex rate of the local men that would be forced to have sex with ugly women causing a lower birth rate.

Side Note: Stop all shippments of beer to prevent the "beer goggle effect".

**** END TRANSMISSION ****

Gutterboy 03-28-2003 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Fuck the water! Brazil has like 70% of the world's supply of trannies!

If thats not a valueable resource, I don't know what is! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Too true!

ThunderBalls 03-28-2003 11:35 PM

Wow, I cant believe this:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/8921232.asp?0cv=CB10


WASHINGTON, March 28 ? Reporters uncovered late today President Bush has secret plans to take military action against Brazil. Earlier today MSNBC reporter Dennis JoMachen received an anonymous fax about the planned attack in which it detailed strategic airstrikes against the country that would be comparable to the airstrikes currently taking place in Baghdad. Hours after receiving the fax reporters confronted the President at the White House at which time he adamantly denied having any knowledge of such an attack. When further pressed the President became angry and said "Yea, ok, its true. Brazil owes us $250 billion and quite frankly I'm sick of it." Bush went on to say "As much money as a damn cup of coffee costs I see no reason they cannot pay us". Other reporters witnessing the incident claimed Bush became agitated as he spoke and was clearly very uncomfortable.
CNN reporter Marsha Grimsley said "His face was a bright red and he kept grabbing his crotch". Bush then said he had to urinate and ran away from the reporters down a White House hall.

czarkazm 03-29-2003 12:00 AM

Delirium, why don't you phone Israel up and ask.

goBigtime 03-29-2003 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
no they won't....we only have 1 more year of Bush left, so we won't get around to it

Not 1 year... 584 days.


And good luck with your vote.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2003Mar27.html

Kevlar 03-29-2003 12:14 AM

You don't have oil, do you?

Mutt 03-29-2003 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420


Exactly. Nobody fucks with Helio. Period.

is this true? if you lease Helio's leased plugins and run up bandwidth overage charges and don't pay they will hunt you down and hurt you?

Are there any other violent content providers or just Helio?

Go with HustlerContent! Larry Flynt is a pussycat unlike Helio!

Mutt 03-29-2003 12:19 AM

oh............you said Helio, not Holio.


nevermind.

Jer 03-29-2003 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Got any oil?
Actually yes.
Just 10% of our oil needs are imported. And just 1 month ago a new oil place was discovered. Very good oil, same quality as in Iraq.

Our gold, diamond and wood are in Europe. But the oil is ours :)

Jer

Jer 03-29-2003 08:49 AM

But some fuckers are stealing our girls. Lot's of men from Europe/USA visit us and back with our most precious stuff: girls.

Jer 03-29-2003 08:49 AM

You're welcome to steal our trannies.

deliriumtremens 03-29-2003 10:39 AM

"The Gracies would kill our whole army". LOL!

Donny 03-29-2003 10:40 AM

Yes.

Interlude 03-29-2003 10:48 AM

Yeah, why not. You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cocksucker from Brazil.

TheFLY 03-29-2003 11:17 AM

As far as I know, the USA has secret training camps where soldiers are sent to south america on killing sprees... I'd look up some links but i really grow weary of bashing the Empire...

Where is Luke Skywalker when you need him?

genomega 03-29-2003 12:13 PM

Quote:

I think US will. I think US will say that we were unable to pay the debt and then they are going to nuke us to get the water that we have. I don't know. Just my two cents.
Any country that kills children on the streets like rats needs to be nuked.

:glugglug

sneaker 03-29-2003 04:02 PM

Sorry, hate to tell you guys this but im sure the defense department has a "battle plan" for EVERY country or situtation internationally that may arise. Nothing new.


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