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DearAbby · 03-29-2003, 12:34 AM

When I was 13, me and my friend were going through his dads dresser drawer looking for some money.

We came across not one, but two dildos. One was actually a vibrator.

After I fucked my friend in the ass with it, we sat their trying to figure out WHAT THE HELL his dad (who was single) was doing with two sex toys?

What other reason than fucking himself in the ass would a straight, single man have for a dildo?

03-29-2003, 12:36 AM

disturbing!!!!!!

foe · 03-29-2003, 12:37 AM

was your friend a girl?

Tala · 03-29-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by foe
was your friend a girl?

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his dads dresser drawer

DearAbby · 03-29-2003, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by foe
was your friend a girl?

no, he's a dude... but lets forget that. That part didnt really happen... I just added it to the story before some smart ass did it for me.

However, we really did find a couple of dildos.

His father is now a married man. I cringe every time I go home and see the guy. (he lives next door to my parents)

mika · 03-29-2003, 12:42 AM

are you serious?

maybe he was a sexually active single male. is that impossible?
maybe he was dating a woman and they liked to play with toys

DearAbby · 03-29-2003, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by mika
are you serious?

maybe he was a sexually active single male. is that impossible?
maybe she was dating a woman and they liked to play with toys

That's what I would like to think.

However, he was pretty religious... didnt belive in having sex out of wedlock... that sort of stuff.

He's either...

1. freaky with da ladies
2. likes stuff in his ass
3. His ex wife left them there when she moved out (several years before)

hybrid · 03-29-2003, 12:47 AM

I'll pass on my custom title to you when you hit 1k.

DearAbby · 03-29-2003, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by hybrid
I'll pass on my custom title to you when you hit 1k.

I dont get it?

mika · 03-29-2003, 12:56 AM

Besides, in case you're serious, I can't imagine someone doing porn sites, yet being so intolerant as to be disturbed of someone who may or may not be a little bi curious

Well, what do I know

DearAbby · 03-29-2003, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by mika
Besides, in case you're serious, I can't imagine someone doing porn sites, yet being so intolerant as to be disturbed of someone who may or may not be a little bi curious

Well, what do I know

You must like stuff in your ass

Why · 03-29-2003, 02:14 AM

well, we found a dildo in my friends parents room, in the bureau on his dads side of th ebed. it was in a baggy. we used to show it to everyone. then oen day this one dude stole it. sick and twisted world we live in.

Why · 03-29-2003, 02:15 AM

dudes with dildos are bad news.

MetaMan · 03-29-2003, 02:47 AM

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Originally posted by DearAbby

no, he's a dude... but lets forget that. That part didnt really happen... I just added it to the story before some smart ass did it for me.

However, we really did find a couple of dildos.

His father is now a married man. I cringe every time I go home and see the guy. (he lives next door to my parents)

did u make urself KOOLAID and mix the powder with at least one of the dildos, fag?

xdcdave · 03-29-2003, 06:25 AM

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Originally posted by Tala

DearAbby · 03-29-2003, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

did u make urself KOOLAID and mix the powder with at least one of the dildos, fag?

He must have taken personal offence to my thread

Jamdin · 03-29-2003, 12:07 PM

Who cares what he has in his drawers. You & your friend should keep your thieving hands off other people's property. Damn little hoodlums...

iroc409 · 03-29-2003, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by hybrid
I'll pass on my custom title to you when you hit 1k.

XxXotic · 03-29-2003, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by DearAbby

I dont get it?

thats precisely the reason the torch shall be passed

XxXotic · 03-29-2003, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

did u make urself KOOLAID and mix the powder with at least one of the dildos, fag?

sounds like someone's done this before

Gutterboy · 03-29-2003, 12:19 PM

My dad was a church music director by profession, and a traditional stiff upper lip type englishman. When he died my brother and I went through his stuff and found womens clothing in his size (he was 6'4", 220lbs), a secret PO Box, catalogues for companies who made womens clothing in mens sizes, addresses of cross dresser bars in LA, shitloads of porn, and a video he made in a motel room with a hooker.

You'd be surprised at the shit some people are hiding

Gutterboy · 03-29-2003, 02:10 PM

Guess I killed this thread.. lol

TMI?

Sarah_Jayne · 03-29-2003, 02:46 PM

moral of that last story is for society to stop stigmatising sex so people can just be what they want and have whatever sex (consenting adults of course) life they wish without fear of negative reactions.

must have been a heck of a shock but I feel bad that he had to hide what so obviously was such a big part of his life.

SENSEX · 03-29-2003, 04:43 PM

So is it wrong to stick things up your ass if your straight?
I let my girlfriend fuck my ass all the time

I dont crave dick, but it just feels good.

03-29-2003, 12:34 AM	#1
DearAbby Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NoCal Posts: 979	My friends Dad's Dildo When I was 13, me and my friend were going through his dads dresser drawer looking for some money. We came across not one, but two dildos. One was actually a vibrator. After I fucked my friend in the ass with it, we sat their trying to figure out WHAT THE HELL his dad (who was single) was doing with two sex toys? What other reason than fucking himself in the ass would a straight, single man have for a dildo?

03-29-2003, 12:42 AM	#6
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	are you serious? maybe he was a sexually active single male. is that impossible? maybe he was dating a woman and they liked to play with toys Last edited by mika; 03-29-2003 at 12:48 AM..

03-29-2003, 12:36 AM	#2
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foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	was your friend a girl?

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mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	Besides, in case you're serious, I can't imagine someone doing porn sites, yet being so intolerant as to be disturbed of someone who may or may not be a little bi curious Well, what do I know

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Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	well, we found a dildo in my friends parents room, in the bureau on his dads side of th ebed. it was in a baggy. we used to show it to everyone. then oen day this one dude stole it. sick and twisted world we live in.

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Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	dudes with dildos are bad news.

03-29-2003, 12:07 PM	#17
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Who cares what he has in his drawers. You & your friend should keep your thieving hands off other people's property. Damn little hoodlums...

03-29-2003, 12:19 PM	#21
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	My dad was a church music director by profession, and a traditional stiff upper lip type englishman. When he died my brother and I went through his stuff and found womens clothing in his size (he was 6'4", 220lbs), a secret PO Box, catalogues for companies who made womens clothing in mens sizes, addresses of cross dresser bars in LA, shitloads of porn, and a video he made in a motel room with a hooker. You'd be surprised at the shit some people are hiding

03-29-2003, 02:10 PM	#22
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Guess I killed this thread.. lol TMI?

03-29-2003, 02:46 PM	#23
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	moral of that last story is for society to stop stigmatising sex so people can just be what they want and have whatever sex (consenting adults of course) life they wish without fear of negative reactions. must have been a heck of a shock but I feel bad that he had to hide what so obviously was such a big part of his life.

03-29-2003, 04:43 PM	#24
SENSEX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Someplace Special Posts: 1,159	So is it wrong to stick things up your ass if your straight? I let my girlfriend fuck my ass all the time I dont crave dick, but it just feels good.