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My friends Dad's Dildo
When I was 13, me and my friend were going through his dads dresser drawer looking for some money.
We came across not one, but two dildos. One was actually a vibrator. After I fucked my friend in the ass with it, we sat their trying to figure out WHAT THE HELL his dad (who was single) was doing with two sex toys? What other reason than fucking himself in the ass would a straight, single man have for a dildo? |
disturbing!!!!!!
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was your friend a girl?
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no, he's a dude... but lets forget that. That part didnt really happen... I just added it to the story before some smart ass did it for me. However, we really did find a couple of dildos. His father is now a married man. I cringe every time I go home and see the guy. (he lives next door to my parents) |
are you serious?
maybe he was a sexually active single male. is that impossible? maybe he was dating a woman and they liked to play with toys |
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However, he was pretty religious... didnt belive in having sex out of wedlock... that sort of stuff. He's either... 1. freaky with da ladies 2. likes stuff in his ass 3. His ex wife left them there when she moved out (several years before) |
I'll pass on my custom title to you when you hit 1k.
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I dont get it? |
Besides, in case you're serious, I can't imagine someone doing porn sites, yet being so intolerant as to be disturbed of someone who may or may not be a little bi curious
Well, what do I know :2 cents: |
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well, we found a dildo in my friends parents room, in the bureau on his dads side of th ebed. it was in a baggy. we used to show it to everyone. then oen day this one dude stole it. sick and twisted world we live in.
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dudes with dildos are bad news.
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Who cares what he has in his drawers. You & your friend should keep your thieving hands off other people's property. Damn little hoodlums...
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:1orglaugh |
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My dad was a church music director by profession, and a traditional stiff upper lip type englishman. When he died my brother and I went through his stuff and found womens clothing in his size (he was 6'4", 220lbs), a secret PO Box, catalogues for companies who made womens clothing in mens sizes, addresses of cross dresser bars in LA, shitloads of porn, and a video he made in a motel room with a hooker.
You'd be surprised at the shit some people are hiding :winkwink: |
Guess I killed this thread.. lol
TMI? |
moral of that last story is for society to stop stigmatising sex so people can just be what they want and have whatever sex (consenting adults of course) life they wish without fear of negative reactions.
must have been a heck of a shock but I feel bad that he had to hide what so obviously was such a big part of his life. |
So is it wrong to stick things up your ass if your straight?
I let my girlfriend fuck my ass all the time:) I dont crave dick, but it just feels good. |
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