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DearAbby 03-29-2003 12:34 AM

My friends Dad's Dildo
 
When I was 13, me and my friend were going through his dads dresser drawer looking for some money.

We came across not one, but two dildos. One was actually a vibrator.

After I fucked my friend in the ass with it, we sat their trying to figure out WHAT THE HELL his dad (who was single) was doing with two sex toys?

What other reason than fucking himself in the ass would a straight, single man have for a dildo?

X37375787 03-29-2003 12:36 AM

disturbing!!!!!!

foe 03-29-2003 12:37 AM

was your friend a girl?

Tala 03-29-2003 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by foe
was your friend a girl?
Quote:

his dads dresser drawer
:eek7

DearAbby 03-29-2003 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by foe
was your friend a girl?

no, he's a dude... but lets forget that. That part didnt really happen... I just added it to the story before some smart ass did it for me.

However, we really did find a couple of dildos.

His father is now a married man. I cringe every time I go home and see the guy. (he lives next door to my parents)

mika 03-29-2003 12:42 AM

are you serious?

maybe he was a sexually active single male. is that impossible?
maybe he was dating a woman and they liked to play with toys

DearAbby 03-29-2003 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by mika
are you serious?

maybe he was a sexually active single male. is that impossible?
maybe she was dating a woman and they liked to play with toys

That's what I would like to think.

However, he was pretty religious... didnt belive in having sex out of wedlock... that sort of stuff.

He's either...

1. freaky with da ladies
2. likes stuff in his ass
3. His ex wife left them there when she moved out (several years before)

hybrid 03-29-2003 12:47 AM

I'll pass on my custom title to you when you hit 1k.

DearAbby 03-29-2003 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by hybrid
I'll pass on my custom title to you when you hit 1k.

I dont get it?

mika 03-29-2003 12:56 AM

Besides, in case you're serious, I can't imagine someone doing porn sites, yet being so intolerant as to be disturbed of someone who may or may not be a little bi curious

Well, what do I know :2 cents:

DearAbby 03-29-2003 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by mika
Besides, in case you're serious, I can't imagine someone doing porn sites, yet being so intolerant as to be disturbed of someone who may or may not be a little bi curious

Well, what do I know :2 cents:

You must like stuff in your ass

Why 03-29-2003 02:14 AM

well, we found a dildo in my friends parents room, in the bureau on his dads side of th ebed. it was in a baggy. we used to show it to everyone. then oen day this one dude stole it. sick and twisted world we live in.

Why 03-29-2003 02:15 AM

dudes with dildos are bad news.

MetaMan 03-29-2003 02:47 AM

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Originally posted by DearAbby



no, he's a dude... but lets forget that. That part didnt really happen... I just added it to the story before some smart ass did it for me.

However, we really did find a couple of dildos.

His father is now a married man. I cringe every time I go home and see the guy. (he lives next door to my parents)

did u make urself KOOLAID and mix the powder with at least one of the dildos, fag?

xdcdave 03-29-2003 06:25 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
:eek7
:1orglaugh

DearAbby 03-29-2003 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan


did u make urself KOOLAID and mix the powder with at least one of the dildos, fag?

He must have taken personal offence to my thread :1orglaugh

Jamdin 03-29-2003 12:07 PM

Who cares what he has in his drawers. You & your friend should keep your thieving hands off other people's property. Damn little hoodlums...

iroc409 03-29-2003 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hybrid
I'll pass on my custom title to you when you hit 1k.

:1orglaugh

XxXotic 03-29-2003 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DearAbby



I dont get it?

thats precisely the reason the torch shall be passed :1orglaugh

XxXotic 03-29-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan


did u make urself KOOLAID and mix the powder with at least one of the dildos, fag?

sounds like someone's done this before :glugglug

Gutterboy 03-29-2003 12:19 PM

My dad was a church music director by profession, and a traditional stiff upper lip type englishman. When he died my brother and I went through his stuff and found womens clothing in his size (he was 6'4", 220lbs), a secret PO Box, catalogues for companies who made womens clothing in mens sizes, addresses of cross dresser bars in LA, shitloads of porn, and a video he made in a motel room with a hooker.

You'd be surprised at the shit some people are hiding :winkwink:

Gutterboy 03-29-2003 02:10 PM

Guess I killed this thread.. lol

TMI?

Sarah_Jayne 03-29-2003 02:46 PM

moral of that last story is for society to stop stigmatising sex so people can just be what they want and have whatever sex (consenting adults of course) life they wish without fear of negative reactions.

must have been a heck of a shock but I feel bad that he had to hide what so obviously was such a big part of his life.

SENSEX 03-29-2003 04:43 PM

So is it wrong to stick things up your ass if your straight?
I let my girlfriend fuck my ass all the time:) I dont crave dick, but it just feels good.


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