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Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 05:50 PM

Today I found out I have to make $5k extra by the end of july. Now, if I had to make $5k by the end of july, it wouldn't be a problem obviously. But I have to increase my income more than $1k month. ..and the downside is, I will NOT take any risks, so I don't wanna invest any capital, since if I fuck that up, I need to make even more per month. Any bright ideas (I started to work for a bit longer already

) Won't sleep tonight. But I heavily doubt my design ventures increase THAT much. I already cough up designs almost as fast as I can.

Other options I've considered, but turned down after a few thoughts:
pimping my gf.
pimping my dog.
whoring myself.
Selling crack.
Selling stolen goods.
Grand theft auto's (look above).
honest work, like a real job.

None of those really sound good. Anything you'd like to say to help me?

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 05:51 PM

..or I could just stay home, and not entertain you at internext. But I don't think any of us would want to miss that.. now would we? Even if I pass that up I still have to make a few grand extra.

traffic addict · 03-29-2003, 05:52 PM

Just send us some traffic, it will get you way over $5k a month

BRISK · 03-29-2003, 05:55 PM

You need to buy my new book "How to make millions selling short ICQ UINs"

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
You need to buy my new book "How to make millions selling short ICQ UINs"

I said : I won't invest money

So, I won't buy your book. Can I get it from kazaa?

gothweb · 03-29-2003, 05:57 PM

Cut expenses first. You can't depend on making more money.

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
Cut expenses first. You can't depend on making more money.

I don't have expenses, except for my server rent.. and that's pretty much non-negotiable.

I haven't bought content in a while either.

gothweb · 03-29-2003, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

I don't have expenses, except for my server rent.. and that's pretty much non-negotiable.
I haven't bought content in a while either.

What about non-businss expenses? Anything you can do, to make it easier? I mean, stuff like conventions can go, right? Cheaper booze, that sort of thing.

AdultContent · 03-29-2003, 06:02 PM

...you gonna cry like a bitch or take it nice and slow (s.c)

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb

What about non-businss expenses? Anything you can do, to make it easier? I mean, stuff like conventions can go, right? Cheaper booze, that sort of thing.

Internext can't go. I have never been to one, and I feel the pressure inside me to make an appereance. Cheaper booze.. hmm, I doubt that'll save much. I already buy..uh.. from somewhere not quite a shop.

I heavily doubt I can save a grand per month by taking a bus instead of driving my car.

Damn this sucks. Well.. I'll figure something out. Maybe http://www.savetgf.com

gothweb · 03-29-2003, 06:07 PM

If you loan me your car until July, that should save you a lot on petrol.

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
If you loan me your car until July, that should save you a lot on petrol.

I'm speechless.

Gutterboy · 03-29-2003, 06:11 PM

Do you need to be making 5k extra <b>per month</b> by the end of July, or is this a once off thing?

gothweb · 03-29-2003, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

I'm speechless.

What can I say. Every now and then I have a really great idea.

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
Do you need to be making 5k extra <b>per month</b> by the end of July, or is this a once off thing?

Luckily no, just 5k BY the end of july. So a bit over k per month. Not impossible my any means. But I'm looking for other ideas besides those I mentioned earlier

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb

What can I say. Every now and then I have a really great idea.

If only I could come up with ideas like that.. I wouldn't be in this situation to begin with.

Gutterboy · 03-29-2003, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Luckily no, just 5k BY the end of july. So a bit over k per month. Not impossible my any means. But I'm looking for other ideas besides those I mentioned earlier

How about taking on more design work and subcontracting it? Troll the newb boards.. TNB, VNWR.. find someone who is hungry and willing to build gallery templates and shit on the cheap.

You have some pull with GFY'ers, tell them if they do a good job you'll give them positive exposure here.

gothweb · 03-29-2003, 06:15 PM

Why the need? Is it something you could borrow for? Or put off spending money until later to make it work?

gothweb · 03-29-2003, 06:16 PM

What the hell am I doing giving advice. I need about $5000 pretty much immediately, and I don't have a solution for myself!

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy

How about taking on more design work and subcontracting it? Troll the newb boards.. TNB, VNWR.. find someone who is hungry and willing to build gallery templates and shit.

You have some pull with GFY'ers, tell them if they do a good job you'll give them positive exposure here.

Hmm.. I'm sorta against subcontracting designs, might get ugly (remember hungryman). An option would be of course, either rising my prices a bit, but I could lose customers. Or, just work my fucking ass off. I know I could make my working habits better.. like, not posting @ gfy would save me atleast 50$/day. But I can't give up such activity.

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
Why the need? Is it something you could borrow for? Or put off spending money until later to make it work?

I don't borrow money.

brutus · 03-29-2003, 06:29 PM

Let's play Punto Banco ? Wait the right moment and jump in. ?1000 per deal x 5 (+-) and you have it. Easy?

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by brutus
Let's play Punto Banco ? Wait the right moment and jump in. ?1000 per deal x 5 (+-) and you have it. Easy?

What the hell is Punto Banco?
Not that it sounds very attractive..

brutus · 03-29-2003, 06:38 PM

You can play it on casinos, try Ramada Casino at Helsinki. As far as I know they have the one and only Punto Banco table in Finland.

But don't take my wisdom seriously. I lost all of my available cash few weeks ago on Punto Banco table and I did it again yesterday. Have to wait until monday... more cash!!!

Jakke PNG · 03-29-2003, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by brutus
You can play it on casinos, try Ramada Casino at Helsinki. As far as I know they have the one and only Punto Banco table in Finland.

But don't take my wisdom seriously. I lost all of my available cash few weeks ago on Punto Banco table and I did it again yesterday. Have to wait until monday... more cash!!!

Lol. My idea of not investing money kinda rules out gambling.
Thanks for the idea though.

03-29-2003, 05:50 PM	#1
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I have stress. Today I found out I have to make $5k extra by the end of july. Now, if I had to make $5k by the end of july, it wouldn't be a problem obviously. But I have to increase my income more than $1k month. ..and the downside is, I will NOT take any risks, so I don't wanna invest any capital, since if I fuck that up, I need to make even more per month. Any bright ideas (I started to work for a bit longer already ) Won't sleep tonight. But I heavily doubt my design ventures increase THAT much. I already cough up designs almost as fast as I can. Other options I've considered, but turned down after a few thoughts: pimping my gf. pimping my dog. whoring myself. Selling crack. Selling stolen goods. Grand theft auto's (look above). honest work, like a real job. None of those really sound good. Anything you'd like to say to help me? __________________ ..and I'm off.

03-29-2003, 05:51 PM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	..or I could just stay home, and not entertain you at internext. But I don't think any of us would want to miss that.. now would we? Even if I pass that up I still have to make a few grand extra. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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03-29-2003, 06:07 PM	#11
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	If you loan me your car until July, that should save you a lot on petrol. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

03-29-2003, 06:11 PM	#13
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Do you need to be making 5k extra <b>per month</b> by the end of July, or is this a once off thing?

03-29-2003, 06:15 PM	#18
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Why the need? Is it something you could borrow for? Or put off spending money until later to make it work? __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

03-29-2003, 06:16 PM	#19
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	What the hell am I doing giving advice. I need about $5000 pretty much immediately, and I don't have a solution for myself! __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

03-29-2003, 06:29 PM	#22
brutus Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Living in the bottle. Posts: 590	Let's play Punto Banco ? Wait the right moment and jump in. ?1000 per deal x 5 (+-) and you have it. Easy?

03-29-2003, 06:38 PM	#24
brutus Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Living in the bottle. Posts: 590	You can play it on casinos, try Ramada Casino at Helsinki. As far as I know they have the one and only Punto Banco table in Finland. But don't take my wisdom seriously. I lost all of my available cash few weeks ago on Punto Banco table and I did it again yesterday. Have to wait until monday... more cash!!!