Today I found out I have to make $5k
extra by the end of july. Now, if I had to make $5k by the end of july, it wouldn't be a problem obviously. But I have to increase my income more than $1k month. ..and the downside is, I will NOT take any risks, so I don't wanna invest any capital, since if I fuck that up, I need to make even more per month. Any bright ideas (I started to work for a bit longer already

) Won't sleep tonight. But I heavily doubt my design ventures increase THAT much. I already cough up designs almost as fast as I can.
Other options I've considered, but turned down after a few thoughts:
pimping my gf.
pimping my dog.
whoring myself.
Selling crack.
Selling stolen goods.
Grand theft auto's (look above).
honest work, like a real job.
None of those really sound good. Anything you'd like to say to help me?